ITT:
We play a game
You know the drill
I will read each post under 5 words 3 times and upload on youtube
OP DELIVERUS YOU KNOW IT
I will post the channel link after 5 posts
SUMMER IS HERE BUT IT RAINS OUTSIDE
MAKE IT GUD
DO IT
WILL DELIVAR GO
Get out of my thread
i finger bang my sister
Ghostaey is a fag
Rape my boipucci
Hot Asian girls thread
>>698255477
>>698255496
>>698255517
>>698255554
Celeb thread.
>>698252441
Post at least 8 more pics and I'll contribute.
Queen of /b/
who the fuck is this
>>698250614
now now, don't go and misbehave
You know what to do.
Roll
roll
rolin
Roll
rollin
the last 2 digits of your post decides the age of the next woman you fuck
>>698255075
haha youre fucking a grandma
roll
wtf hope im not goin to jail
>>698255075
>>698255198
>>698255195
lot of granny fuckers
ITT: If you get dubs, you must post a pic of your ass and other anons rate.
Timestamp if possible. Easy mode: just your bare ass. Hard mode: sharpie in pooper.
What could go wrong
>>698243966
Checked
>>698243966
Rules are rules.
Your loss
****DEUTSCHFADEN****
Diskussionen des vergangenen Fadens:
-Gegenüberstellung: Leben als Chad / Leben als Beta
-Wie verbessere ich mein Stubenhocker-leben?
Fragen kommen später.
Chad hier,
Suck mein dick, du Furz.
Na die Fragen kommen ja perfekt zu meinem derzeitigen Leben in Geltung.
FADENFRAGEN
1. Seid ihr aktuell mit euch zu Frieden? Würdet ihr was ändern wollen?
2. Spielt ihr ein Musikinstrument?
3. Was ist eurer Meinung nach das beste Videospiel / der beste Film / das beste Musikalbum?
4. Nerven die Betas, oder findet ihr es unterhaltsam/interessant, oder würdet gar helfen wollen?
Landkreis reinballern bitte.
>>698250091
Photoshop the guy.
damn, that's his flaccid dick?? he must have a monster cock when fully erect.
>>698224886
He's known as: Orlando Monster Cock Bloom for a reason
legolas?
What's your disa/b/ility
Mentally challenged and also gay.
>>698250776
Ouch
>>698250776
>retarded,gay
Average 4channer
I'm a /b/tard
ITT: we cure cancer through non porn webms
cringe thread lads
https://synchtu.be r crinj
>>698235148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFnX-rUdVLI
this tbh
>>698235148
pls watch some cringe videos with us
at
>>698235234
Hillary Clinton is not mentally right in the head. In 2011 she suffered a blood weasel in the brain which has been leading to her getting brain seizures and sudden confession when stressed our surrounded by many people. This is why Hillary Clinton never have allowed any interviews/press.
We can't have a president who is not healthy. I have sent an E-mail to Hillary Clintons press secretary about this matter and i typed something like this...
''Hillary Clinton must denounce all claims to the Democratic Party nominaton and step aside for Bernie Sanders. If this request from the citizens of America is not fulfilled within 48 hours i will file a lawsuit against Hillary Clinton and all those involved in nominating her as a candiate for the Democratic Pary. I will also by law, make her undergo a medical exam from doctors of my chosing and the results must be released to the public. If found that Hillary Clinton has suvere medical issues then i will take federal action upon this as lying about your medical history as a president candiate is a big crime. ''
Please return to me shortly
/ ***** *******
>>698235657
>blood weasel in the brain
>>698235843
I apologize, I'm not a doctor I am a Lawyer.
>>698235657
lmao. really? you white privelgied cis butthurt male. what a patthetic and sad little attempt to backtalk our next President of America. This is women power, this is our time. Hillary does not suffer from anything that you listed above. She is healthy and well and she will be our next President. Cry more baby bitch.
i don't know if this is meant to be a joke or troll but i think you are onto something OP. You can't nominate as a president and have a health issue at the same time. Just as you can't not become president if you are born outside of USA.
It is within our boundaries to demand a medical exam from Hillary that is not by Corrupt doctors yes?
roll
op is a fag
>>698247031
Yea, implying there isn't a dick in your mouth right now.
>>698245951
Cookie chips are made out of frozen hamster poo
>>698245951
Canada is a terrorist organization
Quads and i'll send a chick i haven't talked to in a long time "Why haven't we fucked yet"
Side note: In a relationship of four years already
OP UPDATE: I'll do it for trips, quads would be too hard for you fags
Rolling
roll
Rolling
If you could fuck just 1, which would you choose?
Blond on the right. Perfectly thick.
Left probably
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
>>698245292
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
GENOCIDE
Calamity-masu'd
Best girl claimed desu~
Have you ever slept with a cheating girl, /b/?
Tell us the story. Bonus if you provide pics for proof.
>>698225615
>be me
>jennifer lawrence come to house
>'anon my car broken an i need fuck'
>fuck jennifer lawrence in couch
>nock at door
>omg it jennifer aniston
>'anon my privat jet crack an i need fuck'
>'sory jenifer aniston i am fuck jenifre lawrnens'
>jenifer lawrence come to door
>'we can 3some''
>jen and jen naked ass lik 69
>i cum on hur face
>winning.csi
>pic related
>it's my gf selana gomers
>meet a 8/10 21yo girl at a club
>how you doin
>walk out with her for a smoke
>talk
>she starts getting closer and rubbing herself against me, jokes become sexual
>ask her if she's alone
>"i'm with my husband here"
>lolwut
>"don't mind him he's a jackass"
>fuck that, I'm not into this, change the subject, ask her if she studies or works
>"i take care of my kid"
>whatthefuckamigettinginto.tif
>she lifts her shirt to show off her flat belly
>point out her panties are showing and they don't match the bra
>"well maybe you can give me a hand and match it ofr me next time"
>man I want to do things to her but she has a husband and a kid so nah
>couple days later she somehow find me on facebook and I don't remember giving her any personal info
>>698226890
Poor guy for marrying a crazy slut like that.
slept with an ex who had a boyfriend at the time, used to sneek in by the window and fuck her one wall away from her father. later when she moved in with her boyfriend, she wanted me to come fuck her while he was sleeping, never did it tho. she was a slim skinny blonde with short hair and tiny tits and a really nice ass. pretty annoying and shallow tho
When will Men's Issues be taken seriously?
>>698233661
Just as soon as you get a job and move out of your parents' house.
Men get 65% longer prison sentences for the same exact crime
3x more likely to be sentenced
Men pay 90% of all Alimony
Men are portrayed offensively in the Mainstream
Manspreading is a sexist term.
And the offense of "taking up more than one seat" is practiced by women as well.
Circumcision still very legal and practiced.
It is openly okay to stereotype Men.
>>698233661
Didn't you know? Men's Issues don't exist. Clearly, you're on the internet. How could you not know by now?
females are more scary than males so it is important to keep them happy and quiet otherwise all hell will break loose
s/fur
I went to Dragon*Con in 2002, 2003 and 2004.
