talking like a jerk
except you are an actual jerk
Sometimes I play tf2 which I'm good at and insurgency which I'm a new level of terrible at.
the anus has many nerves in it, but really it's only that and the Male G Spot
ryu ga waga teki no kurau...
>>686912626
i was thinking of just one cute thing that's been done so much
This is the kind of shit I'm talking about.
/nzg/ - The New Zealand General: Sam Edition
>>686908407
the fuck is Sam edition?
Why are IDs even gone?
Freezing frost monkeys its cold
>>686908407
>Christchurch
Cold as shit.. Someone cuddle
FB and little miss emma thread.
general saves.
Chastity/sissy/trap thread
Watching this thread.
>>686896283
I'm not really interested in wearing a cage, or dressing as a girl, or having anything in my ass.
but I do envy the orgasms
s/fur thread
>tfw no fur suiters to cuddle
Holy Fuck /b/ I'm freaking out, I need your help.
I was at a party few weeks ago and met this beautiful amazing chick, but later found she's only 14 (I'm 23).
However we still chatted for a bit and I don't know why but I guess because I'm lonely and she's fucking gorgeous but eventually I agreed to a movie night with her tonight!! What the FUCK do I do? She's only 14 and if anyone that knows us see us watching a movie together I'll be sharing a cell with Jared
please help me /b/ it seemed like a good idea at first because yes she's fucking beautiful and yes I probably would have.. But now I want out but instill like her and don't want to piss her off!!
HELP!!
> also pic related
it ain't worth it bro
Say hi to bubba
>>686907120
Not worth it
Post more of her
Fluffy torture thread. Go fags
bump
Waifu claiming thread.
The rules that no one cares about:
>claim 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>no fucking ERP and RP
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>have fun or something that resembles it
>Chara claimed
Phone rapidly dying claim
Nice knife
>dubs and I get it
Get a life you degenerate weeb
Akiko claimed
>>686918426
>adding blush
She already had blush
Double blush doesn't work that well for me
ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION
Why hello there young man, how are you today?
Today is your very special lucky day because you have given a great opportunity here.
You will have to perform just one very simple task.
You will get the girlfriend of your dreams within one week and that is my gold plated "personal guarantee"
But only if you do the simple task.....
It seems Pepe is being a naughty boy and isn't wiping his botty after making, so you will have to do it for him, even although he knows how and is old enough to do it himself.
Simply type in here *WIPES PEPE'S BOTTOM* and you will get your dream girl within one week 100% guaranteed
just type in *WIPES PEPE'S BOTTOM* and you lonely days are over - you will be approached by "her" - she will do all the talking and asking and will never hurt, betray or leave you.
I wish you both happiness in your life together.
Fuck it, i'm desperate and my girlfriend left me not long ago.
*WIPES PEPE'S BOTTOM*
>>686894026
>botty
*WIPES PEPE'S BOTTOM* :'(
*WIPES PEPE'S BOTTOM*
Random pics
ylyl go
non-porn webms
>>686913683
This makes me so fucking happy, fuck I hate cyclists
>>686913854
You couldn't lift your fat ass on a bike.
Post the most recent picture you downloaded.
Here OP.
ITT: We post pictures we shouldn't share. (Big boobs edition)
>>686900254
moar
OP here. This is a different girl
Post more fags...
Waifu claiming thread.
The rules that no one cares about:
>claim 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>no fucking ERP and RP
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>have fun or something that resembles it
>Chara claimed
>Fubuki claimed
>>686913857
>eyepatch
>dubs
>you know whats gonna happen
>>686913872
Not really. Dead bodies means more work for me. They dont bury themselves, and I dont like changing the landscape. Takes a lot of dirt to cover bodies.
Claimed
>Megumin claimed
>>686913959
Reroll
DUBS AND EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD GETS PILE DRIVED WITH THEIR HAT
>I also get Megumin's clothes
Girls you know and love fapping to
>>686911372
Am I pretty /b/? What would you do to me? Be detailed
tits or gtfo
i'm in my mum's car
negative
>>686913609
totem pole looking bitch go away
Faces of /b/ thread, other one 404'd
Go
I guess I'll post again, rate?
https://twitter.com/XOKirstySky
>>686899503
9.5/10
>>686899172
7/10
Roll b
hey /b/ why the fuck dose Donald Trump suck so much fucking dick and hes such a cunt
i fucking hate that cunt
>>686899681
You have to vote for who you relate to the most,
