Celeb fap thread
Nächtlicher deutscher Reichsfaden!
Wie gehts wie stehts?
Ist Deutschland scheiße?
Mit wie vielen unterschiedlichen Leuten schreibt ihr normalerweise pro Tag auf WhatsApp?
Wie schwer / groß seid ihr?
Pläne für den Juni?
>>686332305
>Wie gehts wie stehts?
ok soweit
>Ist Deutschland scheiße?
keine ahnung, lebe seit 3 Jahren nicht mehr dort. hat gute und schlechte seiten, wie jedes land
>Mit wie vielen unterschiedlichen Leuten schreibt ihr normalerweise pro Tag auf WhatsApp?
ca. 6-8
>Wie schwer / groß seid ihr?
1,75, 80kg. bin aber eher muskulös
>Pläne für den Juni?
am Wochenende gehts nach Ruanda
>>686333312
>lebe seit 3 Jahren nicht mehr dort
>Ruanda
Was treibst du?
>>686333312
Lol.
Op wenn du schon lügen musst, dann bitte nicht in deinem eigenen faden. Ist irgendwie doppel-traurig
What's the point in living after your 30s ?
>>686331967
Dank memes.
>>686331967
Depends what's going on in your life. I assume since you're asking your life is shit.
I'm 26 and I really never started living as of today, so maybe something will happen in my 30s.
For example I could get rid of this fucking depression.
>>686331967
What's the point in dying? What's that going to achieve? Nothing but more possible real estate area ruined.
thread 2
READ THE RULES
>>686338757
give orange its provinces from last thread
>>686338757
fuck you OP, black attacks green
Teal on blacks
Maroon to teal.
So I know I probably shouldn't be posting this here but I need some where to brag and I'm literally so excited right now. So, I signed with a YouTube network a little while back and since I reached over 500 subs, I now have merch! I cannot believe this and I'm so happy! :D
Nobody cares.
>>686336732
Grats on 500 fake accounts
Are you 12? "500" subs wow so much man!
>>686337076
Just started posting like a month ago
>Professor Slughorn gives you a single vial of this
>"Use it well", he says
What do
1 Cheated in exams. Full marks
2 Applied for Gringotts senior scale employment. Declared "Goblin" roots. You're starting next week
3 Conviced Dumbldore to put everything in his will for you. Also given you the secret to instant access to Hogwarts.
4 Banged any qt from whichever house you wanted. She is so pleased you will have her the entire year.
5 Banged Hermione Granger and split her harder than a horcrux. She is yours forever with a hell of a sex spell knowledge and makes dank potions all the time.
6 You won the Quiddich House cup yet again. The match was over in record time. There were scouts from four different teams ready to make a move on you. A bidding war has begun and you get to have massive orgies in Gryffindor common room all weekend.
7 You defeated Voldemort by using accio horcrux in a day and are decared Minister of Magic. You have absolute power and authority and can set your own wage.
8 You can go on a murderous and stealing apparation spree without consequence and are successful in all your endeavors.
9 Hogwarts decided to just give you the entire castle for as long as you live. Youre the coolest wizard in school and Hogwarts wouldn't be the same without you, Headmaster.
0 Re roll
Dubs get whatever they want.
Rollin for emma
>>686331769
going for dubs
want to fuck/initiate all first year girls as ong as I live
roll
Rollerini
>>686333960
Reroll
NEDERDRAAD CONTINUED
Susanne Mittelberg
Ahh vandaag was t een goeie dag
Gister de laaste examen Scheikunde (HAVO) gehad en nu fuucking dronken en gezellig bij de kroeg met mn niggas
Ik krijg gwn gratis alcohol omdat ik 15 ben LMAO
>>686336882
zij is kankergeil
Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Go fuck yourself with love
Claimed Yuuki
>>686338749
Thank you C.C.
Have a crossover
>
>>686338809
You don't give a shit about it? I'd be scared if I had a tornado alert kek
>>686338850
Have a (you)
>>686338980
Hope that'll help ya~
>>686339071
That's better! :D
>>686339096
Thank you kind anon
>>686339182
Was done playing Overwatch
Why salty friend?
Yee
claim still alive
You groove you lose https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U16Xg_rQZkA
you lose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHtTJ7aBjTc
>>686331015
i lost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwYYd8AV3Gc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYFz4pKclyA
no abuse thread?
>>686333477
aw yis
No trap thread??
Show me your best
https://www.reddit.com/r/Hard_x_Hard/comments/4kca10/dirty_thrills_luna_rival/
Any real traps around?
>>686334549
nope
If you literally dropped dead right now, what is the worse thing your family and or friends would find in your room/home?
>>686330741
/thread
>>686330741
kek
Anyway, probably my stash of weed paraphenelia, not like that's a big deal. I don't really have anything that terrible
>>686330741
Top kek
Tits rate thread. Post a tit pic and anon's rate
>>686331217
Oh...
9.854/10
I'll give her one
Fwtjmlbxrgj
Hffrrffghuujgetkbd
Kom&ñfde
Special Ed edition
You may be right,
I may be crazy
Alone?
Name a flaw in my gf, pro tip you can't. Dubs get her ass
That picture in the back has my attention
Face is too wide, boxy, not slender and elegant
She sure has a chin that could take a punch.
Gf rate thread.
Mom or sister spy/creep/voyeur thread
like that one
Op here. My moms very similar looking to this woman with Perkier boobs and really thick but skinny
>>686325907
who is this woman and are there any more pictures of her?
Any mom webms?
Go faggots
>>686327331
shiiiiiiit
Get fucked
>>686327331
Pretty safe, does having a fuck buddy count as a gf?
s/fur
Bubble bread.
First come first served.
>>686327315
Fuck you
next
bettter res
