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Anti-sjw thread?
>>682760869
>Waaah I went somewhere I shouldn't have been and killed a lot people some deserved it some others didn't, they place was likely better off have I never been there in the first place.
But the important think is it makes me sad
>>682762343
found the SJW
>>682762343
cuck
contriboot
Celeb Fap thread
Why are her feet so lewd
>>682773509
I'm not really into feet, but her lips...goddamn her lips...
Ever fucked your ass?What do you use?Do you like it?
>>682771775
Pooping in reverse
>>682771775
>be 16
>been into analplay since 13
>desperately want to cum anally
>every dick-shaped object in my house went in my ass at some point
>almost a size-queen and definitely a huge hopeless analslut
>know where my prostate is and love massaging it
>still can't reach that big-O
...
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Oh shit waddup
>>682781081
oh shit waddup
>>682781081
oh shit waddup
O shit waaaaddduuuuup
>>682781081
o shit waddup
oh shit waddup boi
So b story time.
>be me 23
>be on omegle tuesday
>some old faggot is really into me
>tell him about sugar daddies
>hes into it
>we meet up yesterday
>have a date and some fuck
>pays me €500
Now the best/worst part
>be home after date
>decide to
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Also forgot to say, I asked him if he had a wife/kids and he said no. Laso aaked his age, he said 34 but he's over his 40s.
>>682781779
Are you a guy or a girl. By 'old faggot' did you mean old gay person?
Also, no. Get the money and keep asking for more. Don't blackmail tho, but make him want u more, then stop, then give more for more money and his wifell eventually find out.
first of all: TITS OR GTFO
>>682781779
What are you doing, OP? even if you are gay you should charge the old timer for Skype with you before you meet up with the him again.
>>682782052
I'm a girl.
He paid in cash tho but if it's a shared account she should be able to find out. HOWEVER it's probably the account of his business
SHORTA
Last trap thread reached image limit. That's unacceptable.
Bonus for chastity pics.
>>682779869
Continuing this errr like....3 and a half inch? I think I'm like half hard right now though, it's probably a bit smaller!
>>682780691
Kys you fags
>>682780878
Sheesh, pick a thread! :P
>>682780912
No u
But really, I'm good. Quite happy being a faggot, wearing chastity cages and getting fucked by toys and men. You can be quite happy taking it up the ass for a woman all ya want, I don't mind.
Ex dubs decide what to say
My dick gets bigger when I pull it! Sometimes, I pull on it so hard, I rip the skin! Will you help me to not rip the skin by using your mouth?
What the Muk did you just Mukin’ say about me, you little pidgey? I’ll have you know my Rattata is in the top percentage of Rattatas, and I’ve been involved in numerous gym battles with Brock, and I have over 300 confirmed Rattata catches. I am trained in Normal-type warfare and I’m the top youngster in the entirety of Pewter City. You are nothing to me but just another trainer. I will wipe you the Muk out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Route 3, mark my Muking words. You think you can get away with walking past me on your way to Mt. Moon?...
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>>682775439
thanks for that; needed a good laugh and the normal shit just isn't doing it for me.
>>682774832
ey bby I miss it when you would stick your pens up my poo-hole.
Now what?
Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: meh
Shinoa claimed
>>682778747
>smug
Okay I'm back, turns out I just had to use a bool instead of a float. And as per tradition I forgot a bunch of semicolons
>>682777897
Hey Shinoa
>>682777933
What's up explosiongirl?
Happy Cinco De Mayo!
>>682778747
>naps are NOT a good idea
how could you?
>sachi claim
Heyyy my niggas!
Just on time for the new bread!
Best Ass Waifuu Claimed
>>682778747
Wassup shino bro?
>smug
Best mage claimed~
>>682778829
Just taking my hour long bath, what about man?
Female Fat Hate thread
Gonna be moving out soon to go out on my own and I wanna change my life. Been fat all my life just like my parents. Planning on a low carb diet, been counting calories and carbs over the past week, super tired tho holy shit. Need thin-spiration.
>>682781065
You got this
>>682781065
>not mentioning excersice
Why dont JUST already?
Low carb is good 'til you have your first boiled potato.
Them pounds are going to come back.
>>682781065
Stop drinink soda
join a gym
starting strength, three days a week for 6 months
treadmill, three days a week fro 30 minutes, other three days a week.
The change in your body will be ridiculous.
>>682781065
good luck
brave of you to post here.
Futuristic military thread. Dumping what I already have.
Loli bread
Not done yet, still at oven edition.
>>682785157
yes
Fb fap thread
>>682773081
is she legal
British sluts thread
Vatertäglicher Deutschlandfaden!
Wie geht’s wie stehts?
Sollte man aufmüpfige Kinder schlagen?
War die Emanzipation ein Fehler?
In welchem Beruf / Studiengang sind die süßesten Mädchen?
Habt ihr interessante Hobbies?
>>682769470
>Sollte man aufmüpfige Kinder schlagen?
nein
>War die Emanzipation ein Fehler?
ja
>Habt ihr interessante Hobbies?
ich finde mein hobby auf jeden fall interessant
>>682769816
masturbieren zählt nicht als hobby
>>682769932
scheiße
>>682769816
Was ist dein Hobby?
>>682769823
>Durch den scheiß wurden schon zu viele Suizid Videos verpfuscht bei denen jemand von einem Hochhaus gesprungen ist, der Filmer rangezoomt hat und ihn dann nicht im Bild halten konnte.
nicht nur suizid videos.. auch unfälle und spektakuläre sachen...
![61G2dmnygnL._SX450_[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qAQnIas.jpg "61G2dmnygnL._SX450_[1].jpg")
I just bought this onahole, ask me anything!
>>682769227
You know real women exist don't you?
>>682769337
THIS
>>682769337
rekt
>>682769227
>having an onahole
>>682769227
why?
>Posting a nigger doing niggery things
>thinking normies will get offended
It's not even gorey :l
>OP
>>682776664
>implying normies never look this kind of stuff without being sick.
Dude /b/ is full of normies that try to act as edgies just to fell like a shitty white nowflake.
Muhhh duuhhh look at me imma not a normy muhhh. OP is a master faggot.
Judy x Pepsi
>pepsi has a competition related to a hashtag
>dubs decided in first thread what we spam
>Judy Hopps won
>This is the third thread
https://twitter.com/hashtag/uncledr ewaka?f=tweets&vertical=default&src =hash
bumping for more lulz
Dumping 'till people come
why the fuck not
Cringe thread? Yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Epk g0Ol1_YI&feature=youtu.be
>>682752897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmqX8PrNhxg
>>682753022
this is just fucking funny
>>682753059
why do fat women like this exist?
>>682753138
food?
Pictures you promised not to share
Post your OC or gold from other anons
>>682780182
>>682780204
>>682780269
Let's see that massive bush
Trading pictures of my ex privately, kik - jamborino666
have thousands...
This is Applejack.
>>682781728
MOVE THIS SHIT TO /MLP/
Yeah, and this is the cutest pony ever
>>682781806
nope
>>682781859
what is this unholy abomination
Pony r34?
