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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Do you honestly believe in the "Big Bang"? There was absolutely nothing and then in a few trillionths of a second, all the matter and energy in the entire universe suddenly came out of nowhere?
Topkek! Think about it anon, it's so ridiculous.
>>686767991
nice b8.
>>686767991
http://scitechdaily.com/universe-may-emerged-black-hole-higher-dimensional-universe/
>>686767991
you need to be more subtle next time
0/10
>ctrl+f
>no "loli"
>starts loli thread
>kills himself
>>686770572
>>686770619
>>686770654
>>686770703
>tfw smoking 75 cigarettes a day
Anyone here managed to quit smoking cigarettes?
>>686760422
How the fuck are you managing that? Try buying a vaporizer, they're generally pretty good for cutting down.
>>686760422
Holy shit that's alot of cigs
>>686760422
You don't, and this thread is already getting old.
>>686760422
Just don't have any more of them.
>>686760422
What do you look like?
New trap thread
>>686767095
>>686767464
I recognise those pics ;)
>>686767625
Wow, is that you??? You are beautiful
>>686767555
Is the qt3.14 from the last thread
wanna extend and share my bait collection with b/
let me finish posting mine so we dont get dublicates
1/56
2/56
3/56
4/56
5/56
6/56
Found these in my sister's room. Dubs decides what do.
>>686766929
I want you to wear them and show us that bulge
>>686767320
Roll
>>686767320
this
>>686767320
Rollll
Shoot yourself in the fucking head
Cont. picks you said you wouldn't share thread
>>686770478
Moar
Is the anon that was posting her still here?
Easy Basics Life Meaning explained for /b/ retards and 4chan fags/anon club.
Man Born.
Man Evolve.
Man need machine.
Man Build machine.
Machine Born.
Machine Kill Man.
Man Die.
Machine Evolve.
Machine Need Man.
Machine Build Man.
Machine Die.
Man Born.
Spread around and shut your computer down.
Xir.Tamdat16 gonna run in background at next startup. Leave it there.
(Seriously. End task could be fatal for both.)
At that point, just wait. KALI gonna power on and start by itself at some random time during the first boot
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take your schizophrenia elsewhere
>>686756048
You have to open a jpeg and know basic Python. If you dont know what a jpeg and think i talk about Serpent then just pass on mate. Your seriously not what we are looking for.
Noe lets talk about about those drugs, did she actually find it ? Brother gonna give you a call soon.
Is this real im out
>>686755884
Op still a fgt
>post cursed stuff for the good whole of /b/
>ask to spread around
>get mad about people judging him
Relate op is a fag
ITT: You post your psychology test result.
>only ms paint
>>686763175
>>686763898
Kkkek
there you go op
What does it mean?
Hey /b/ i don't like transgenders and i usually get in arguments trying to prove that transgenders are mentially ill. But i can't explain why.
So how can i explain to someone that transgenders are mentially ill, to shut them up
>>686761125
bump
>>686761125
Try avoiding idiotic arguments that will lead nowhere, enjoy life without the hassle of moronic behavior.
>>686761125
You can't prove it because it's not true, they aren't mentally ill.
Simple fact is, there's some men that are feminine and some women that are masculine, and they push that too far and go for sex changes and shit, just tell them to be themselves and stop being something that wasn't.
>>686761125
It is something that is hip right now and kids these day just follow whatever trend comes up.
Some are mentally ill but most are attention seeking faggots.
>>686762573
No i don't think so sorry
waifu claim thread
>claim
>discuss
>minimum rp/erp
>other rules
claimed
>Shizuru get
>>686769613
kagami claimed
>>686769613
But if it turns brown so easily, why is the second glass for scale still all white?
Also Shiro claimed.
To be fucked by Dan Schneider... It must really take a toll. You're telling yourself you're doing it for your career - actually convincing yourself that you want this - but every part of you is resisting. Every muscle, every neuron in your brain, is revolted. His trail of cold, slimy saliva all over your quivering feet. His sausage fingers, probing and greasy. He takes them out of you and slurps at them as he did after devouring the fried chicken that some intern brought to him, just before your 'contract negotiation' began.
Afterwards, you know that
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>>686766835
He doesn't fuck them he just worships their feet and sucks the nut from their boyfriends out of their pussy
>>686766835
id fuck him for a tv career.
if the guy actually raped kids hed be in jail
end of story
i dont believe the corey feldman story at all. just a ploy to stay relevant. same with elijah wood. when was the last time he got a decent paycheck?
>>686767337
But he IS NOT.
>>686766835
Dan "the fuckin pedo" Schneider
ITT: most drugs you have taken at once and the experience you had
>5 gms kush, 3 acid tabs, 300 mg tramadol,
>think they all cancelled each other out as spent the night just relaxed as fuck but almost sober with minimal acid visuals and effects as if I took only half a tab or less
>spent night with other friend who is stoned as fuck watching the dark crystal trying to figure out how that fuck someone who invented the muppets could make something like that
>next
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>>686759214
Weed doesn't count.
600ug lsd (4 tabs)
0.5g dmt
0.5g Cocaine
2x10mg diazepam to sleep
And yes..a lot of weed
I'm surprised I'm not dead tbh and I seriously think I've done myself psychological damage. Took a while to revert to a normal mentality without narcotics.
>>686759214
One whole weed.
>>686759214
My record was 12 substances within 24 hours, no sleep in between. Berkfest 2002. Amazingly I was able to get hard and cum in this hippie bitches mouth at like 5am. Will never forget
>>686759214
nothing special
>bout a gram of kush
>1 Xanax tab
>Some cheap liquor
>Dirty Sprite
>>686760159
Roughly in this order
>weed
>booze
>adderall
>mdma
>lsd
>microdots
>k
>ritalin
>cocaine
>mushrooms
>nitrous
>some horse tranq I've...
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Irish girls thread.
>>686760192
>>686761150
hot
moar?
Fuck off, spudniggers
>>686760813
>>686761043
Fuck irish people are fucking gross barf.
porn webm thread
any1 have the webm in the last thread where one chick was fingering the other
>>686762369
sauce ?
>>686762369
source pls
>>686762640
>>68676258
Search for Lucy Cat on Xvideos
>>686762640
It's Lucycat or something like that
Drawthread
More people edition
If you're taking requests:
Draw an antelope head butting a jeep through a tree.
With you in it.
/r/ loli butts
/r/ Moss getting chewed up by a golden retriever.
>>686759893
Moss?
Dubs decide what I say this this faggot. He thinks I'm a girl but I'm not.
>>686768273
Tell him you want him to sniff your panties
>>686768318
Roll for this
an hero
Tell him you want to brutally ass rape him with a knife dildo
>>686768697
Roll
Okay /b/ hear me out on my idea.
I want to become the second best fucking Deadpool out there. I mean, not in a merc sense but as in: a legendary Deadpool replica at shit like comic-con and other con expos.
I want nerds to gush about how I'm pretty much Ryan Reynolds. I've never been to a con though, but I'm preparing for my first one, it'll be pretty big too.
I want to walk in there with a replica movie quality suit and have a bunch of weebs and pencil necks squeal as I arrive.
As for my prep?
Right now I've got two
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>>686761931
What!? IS that a new Spiderman?
kys
>>686761931
just no
>>686761931
blown my mind kinda awesome
ITT: Post friends you want to fuck, other anons rate and say what sort of shit they'd do to them Reply for a reply
Cont from - >>686746870
this plastic bitch needs a lesson,
teach her /b/
who has the story for my sister?
>>686766676
I'd make her friend fist both of her holes while I'm using her throat as a fleshpound, making her puke cum through her nose
>update
She met a guy at the club last night. Her girlfriend told me that he took her home.
I drove by her place an hour ago and a car I've never seen before was in her driveway parked behind hers. I peaked in her window and they are both naked and asleep in her bed. She has her arm and her leg draped over him.
My life is over. I'll never recover from this.
She's been wanting to fuck this guy for a while now. They didn't just meet last night.
pics?
Story?
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