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Daily reminder to never, EVER marry!
Picture related
>before marriage
>after marriage
Thank me later.
>>676150505
i got married today.
i would have to disagree.
you have to pick a woman that has a good soul. even if yoy have to compromise on her looks.
guys fuck up because they only want to pick a wife that is physically attractive to them without thinking of deeper aspects.
>>676150808
fuck off cuck faggot
>>676150808
>i got married today.
Enjoy losing half your shit in a few years
>>676150505
I think you are confusing getting married and getting old
We are doing something big. Join us anons.
We are starting the trend #banincognito vía twitter, tumblr, and every other website, to fuck feminism.
We are writing shit like
>incognito man is pervert the way it's drawed
>Symbolism for rape
Etc.
I think this is the kik for it.
>>676149375
>to fuck feminism.
And how does this work exactly? Isnt this exactly what extremist feminist actually want?
This is something we could so as well
>>676149754
Bitch and whine about new stuff
Hunger Games Thread: Gotta Kill 'Em All Edition
>First 24 become hungermon masters
Einstein
Nep-nep
An eggplant
OP the faggot
Star butterfly
What's your height, cock size, and income? Be honest.
Me:
6'3"
9 (respectability girty) inches
$150,000
>>676146302
I especially love websites run by men giving women's perspective :^)
go fuck a duck
http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/bju.13010/full
>>676146302
>>95%
>>Average
Found the retarded millenial
>>676146302
>large mentioning "prominent veins"
Lost
>>676146678
Explain
How often do you think about suicide?
>>676145617
when ever I breathe
[spoiler]right now[/spoiler]
>>676145617
your suicide ?
all the time
>>676145936
Is this what being bullied feels like?
This
Raptor thread
>>676149277
Dubs hath spoken.
Raptor master race.
Blue is best raptor
>>676149544
DUBS HATH SPOKEN
Happy Easter you fagets. Any plans for today?
>>676145747
I'm making stew in a crock pot:
Stew meat (beef, cubed)
potatoes, skinned
carrots
cream of mushroom soup
onions, diced
Throw it in, leave it alone for abt 6 hours, eat.
>>676145747
A dinner with the family. Parents, grandparents, siblings, cousins, aunts and uncles. Maybe after dinner they'll play Mexican Train or some other game I forget the name of. Hopefully get a game of chess in with grandpa.
When I get home I'll overdose.
Don't know about today, but tomorrow I'm buying all of the cheap easter eggs. Literally all of them. Every. Single. One.
>>676145747
Play CS GO and buy a new skin.
>>676147053
That. Sounds magical
What's the worst thing you've fapped to /b?
I jizzed on my cats face once
That one webm of the super underage girl stripping
Aaaand beastiality
ur mom
cheese pizza orgies
hot youtubers thread ?
>>676148391
This hot dumb bitch
https://www.youtube.com/user/krystalxforever
>>676148927
youtubers you want to fuck 2.0 fuckers
get in here niggers
>>676148015
shut up, dumb monkey.
fap to progressive midget porn like the rest of us
>>676148015
this one, would also record and put on every x tube out there
she always cries when people call her slut and make videos about it, makes a piss poor cosplay.
>>676148276
you're dodger fa, aint ya?
do you think she is fuckbunny in bed?
Hnggg
Seems so risky. I mean, I'd like to but I can't chance it. What are the chances she'll be recognized?
my wife
>>676146648
OP here
I don't know
But it's too damn exciting, so i'll take the risk
>>676146648
High, because the pictures will never get erased from the Internet. Anons will post your oc and repost it over and over again. Months and months, years and years. She may not get recognized today but eventually she will. Op is the devil, don't listen to him.
>>676146596
story on this?
Nudeshop thread. Delivering from last night.
Forgot dropbox link:
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/5ksryxes9zk3xqf/AACvyFLLyonPTfF20aIsSv7Fa?dl=0
>>676147507
Hey /b/ what do you do for money? How much do you like it?
>work for DPSG
>8/10
>>676145754
wtf is dpsg?
>>676145754
I don't do anything. Live at home with mom trying to an hero soon
>>676145754
85k c# SharePoint integration work. Its basically monkeynwork but id rather that than digging ditches
I create schedules for airplanes for a top tier airline. Money is phenomenal, hours are fantastic, overtime is plentiful.
>>676146058
How do
You have no reason not to praise the new Queen of /b/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgi _TDVH8kA
If she was my daughter she'd be on the streets by now
Fuckin hell aye, does her brother make her videos? she gon be a crack addict in 2 years. promise
>>676144584
If she were my daughter, she'd be impaled on cock by now.
Obligatory post
>>676145033
>she
>were
Showing my friend /b/ lets get a rekt thread going!!!
>>676140576
no...
lets show him the slave then
>>676141954
history?
>>676142118
Here u have
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjP4S2X9Mh8
>>676142249
thenk u
Dick rate thread
>>676145474
Such a dry cut cock man, toss some lotion on there
I think this one's better actually
>>676145608
6.5/10
>>676146839 7/10
Anyone on /b/ own a pair of these?
>>676145189
My wife has them in her drawer actually.
>>676145404
Pics?
My gf has Totoro ones but not in cat Form
If anyone has some post pics
>>676145189
Bump
So /b/, me and my now ex girlfriend have decided to part ways and end out relationship after two years.
Not going to lie, I knew it was coming and that it was inevitable, but it's just weird as I don't feel normal anymore because we shared everything and it's weird not having someone to talk to about anything.
I don't really know what I'm telling you guys this but I've been here since 07 and tbh I feel you guys are more my friends than my actual friends.
please talk to me /b/. i have no one else.
>>676142215
and this is why i dont want to break with mine, even if i dont feel the bond anymore.
>>676142215
what do you want to talk about?
>>676142752
I feel you mate, same reason here. The bond is still kind of present but I don't imagine myself being with her all my life, though I can't imagine life without her.
>>676142752
I know man, it's horrible. I hate it. I loved her, don't get me wrong we didn't match on levels, but who does. I just feel empty. I've always consoled people on /b/, call me the emotionalFag but I never really expected it to happen to me.
>>676142795
Anything. Something that keeps me mind off it and her. There's about me that girls have to accpet, the amount I've slept with, the diseases I've had in the past and the size...
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Great ass thread? great ass thread
>>676146731
Would totally worship
Dubs names my raptor toy.
Woodrow Wilson
Jumbles
Olivia Newton John
Keith
>>676147579
Onahole
