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I'm a newfag and I want to see the worst of 4chan
>this is the worst I've seen so far
No, it's too soon.
Idk about the worst but if you wanna see the best
>pic related
>>685695842
Waifu Claiming Thread
Claim your waifu/husbando, post pictures, discuss things and have fun!
Fuck off with these pointless threads already
>>685702005
kagami claimed
>>685702005
ALL HAIL EMPRESS HANA!
Britfag Maki Claim
>>685701282
I'll try TL;DR as well as I can.
>Anon posts hexacode on /b/
>Random anon decodes it and it alluded to War of the Worlds quotes, which led to a Youtube channel.
>Youtube video spectrograms spell out the names of multiple victims of cold cases in Denver, Colorado, and a picture of an Anglerfish, how he earned his moniker.
>This where...
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WTF THREAD GO GO GO
>>685696528
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyT0fMcZUDE
>>685696682
How do I find a guy to fuck besides grindr?
go to a gay club or sauna
>>685685928
What's wrong with grindr? There's always craigstlist and going out into the real world to find them.
>>685686644
Nothing wrong with it, just trying to find some other places. It's hard as an 18 year old.
>>685685928
You're that Canadian twink from last night. moar!
>>685687195
Yeah, it's me again.
I shaved today ;)
Guys I'm being shaken down by some sketchy beaner at work. I'm a lumber guy at Home Depot, which means I cut the wood.
Allow me to tell the story.
>be me yesterday
>in my first hour of overtime
>tired as fuck
>my coworker is telling this guy that we can't cut plywood into pieces as small and irregular as he wants them
>the guy comes over to me
>im a nice guy so I try to
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Fast forward to this morning
>I'm opening and I'm all alone
>decide to knock out the pieces of wood
>between dealing with customers and other shit, it takes me about 3-4 hours
>I'm got lucky today because nobody really pestered me about it
>I'm call him and tell him his shit is ready
>he comes in a couple hours later and starts rifling through it
>He's...
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>>685692080
You were dealing drugs
>>685692455
What?
>>685692080
TL;DR nigger are you gonna post tits or not.......i dont have time for this shit. and i aint talking clothes on full dressed tits, i dont care if theyre your mommas tits or your sister or even your aunt betty, you better be posting full on naked tits. fucking newfag
>>685692542
What is he using the wood for
Stole friends phone with nudes of his gf Who is smoking hot .. Pic is her ... Roll a 4 and request what you want
>>685696411
roll
>>685696411
Just post the god damn pics, you faggot.
>>685696651
rolling for this
Gimme da p0sy b0ss
free the nipples
can rape ever be a good thing?
>>685689781
50% of people enjoy rape.
>>685689781
women have secret fantasies of being raped
it is fucking true, women are insane
>>685690680
Women don't mind being raped if the rapist is attractive.
Someone like David Bowie.
>>685689781
Only ever in self defense
90% of all women raped experience an orgasm during it
make of that what you will
Waifu Claiming Thread
Claim your waifu/husbando, post pictures, discuss things and have fun!
Dehaka claimed
>>685697012
the other one claimed
>paying rent edition
>More bullying Kagami edition.
>>685695968
>5 major videos
I'm not ready.
>>685696147
>The Eurobeat was on.
Obviously, as it should always be.
>>685695993
>>685696300
You can clearly see that Emi doesn't have any legs, despite being a Marathon runner.
Dubs decide what I say to him because why not
>>685697496
I want your dick inside my ass
>>685697740
roll
>>685697740
rell
Send dick pic
kill yourself (not joking). seriously i'm done with your shit, it's always the same thing and i'm just tired of it. i'm blocking you, don't ever fucking talk to me again
YLYL Bread
>>685695882
Nice dubs
>>685695953
Check em
Alright fellas it's finally here! And this is tasty! It cost me some good boy points but I have the Kylie Jenner and Tendie blowey joey video. It's fairly saucy, and you never see her milky bags because she's wearing a sports bra in the first half and when she's not wearing it the view is of her bbq sauce. /b/ delivers quads, I deliver link to the vid. Ignore the trolls this is delicious!
Kek nice
>>685692691
Quaderino
>lingo is up to date
>no positive responses.
This might be possible
But my question is: who is Kylie Jenner?
Quads get
s/fur thread
Renamon Edition
I'm just warninig you now, this dump is on autopilot, I haven't done much in the way of quality control hahaha
Would I be able to get away with a Kemono thread on /h/? Kind of in the mood to try that.
any cubs?
CHOOSE YOUR DESTINY
>>685696656
bow u plebs
peasant roll inc
Eh?
Oy, check yer fokkin quint privilege, sire!
roll quints get my sister's nudes
>>685697714
>implying you share the same genetics you obese ham planet neckbeard
I will never stop trying to get these
>>685697714
Roll
>>685697714
Rollan
rawl
FB fap
>>685697474
Lurking...
>>685697474
>>685697474
trips shall be dubbed the dankest meme of all time.
Oh hey
>>685692374
Easy
Bones
A transgender guy won PromKing at my school.
Accepting questions
>My school is pissed
>Kid is total tumblr mindset and preaches on her Twitter
>Thinks she is super special
>>685689853
why should we care?
Trips gets picture
>>685689962
rolling now for interest
>>685689960
It's a PSA
>>685689982
i wont get trips
Wtf why no ylyl
It fixes your back
>>685694902
DON'T DO THIS YOU WILL GET A BLOOD CLOT
doughnut, doughnut holes, and glue
>>685687281
3 icecream bars.
>one guy
>3 Bars
>cashier wont know that they are all for me.
>hehehe
Zip ties, axe and lots of bleach
First I'd walk by and look at the cashiers name.
Then I would buy a knife, shovel and a card. I'd write her name on the card, give it to her while I'm checking out and say "see you later gorgeous"
>>685687655
Why would you give her a card with her name?
>>685687830
You're a fucking idiot.
how to find a woman in her 30s/40s to fuck and call mommy?
damn, if I could find a woman like that, I'd fuck her every day, multiple times a day
if u got more pls add
>>685678647
honestly I want my parents to hear their 18 year old son fucking a 30 something year old woman in his is own bedroom
>>685679311
What about those that can't do it at home?
>>685679674
what do you mean
