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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>674545775
>>674545796
>>674545818
>>674545841
>674545841
>>674545863
Deutsch
wie gehts
wieso am arbeiten
was treibt euch morgens aus dem bett
>>674543747
Es bumpt f+r sie, das OP
>wie gehts
Da es Freitag ist geht's mi sehr gut danke
>wieso am arbeiten
Weil ich leider Geld brauche.
>was treibt euch morgens aus dem bett
Mein Wecker der hurensohn.
>>674543747
What drives me out of bed in the morning.... LOL...
GELD!
Hab vor 4 tagen erfahren dass mein Vater Krebs hat bösartig ich schlafe den ganzen Tag mit der Hoffnung dass es nur ein Albtraum ist und ich gleich aufwache
>>674543937
morgen anon
>wecker der hurensohn
kekerli kek indeed
>>674544398
GELD ESSEN
>>674544495
shit man, drücke alle drei daumen!
ITT: First trips in thread has /b/ as their personal army for a one-time-only request
Anita Sarkeesian
>>674544823
Delete 4chan
Make the normies pay.
OP ends his life, we help him do it
Sup /b/
Just bought a little plinker...comes with an engraving of your choice.
Dubs/higher or 13 decides
Will delivarrr
>>674544217
related
>>674544217
would say it is probs limited to 15 characters
LeeHarveyOswald
rollan
>>674545113
oh shii i dun did it
>>674545113
Surely OP will?
Teens Again!!!
wP2Zg9
wrong kind
>>674545228
>>674545565
Someone knows Source of this?
>>674541135
>>674544537
lay the foundation pupper
>>674544537
lay the foundation pupper
>>674544537
>674544537
lay the foundation pupper
dubs decides
anything goes this chick gives me the shits
tits are very possible if you fags play your cards right
shameful self bump
shameful self bump #2
shameful self bump #3
>>674544478
lurk more
a similar thread didnt end so well for OP earlier tonight lololol though that OP was a faggot maybe you can be the hero we deserve
Hi dear friends of /b/, I had lost my best friend and now I searching a fast way to die whitout pain; any suggestion?
>>674544266
dont do it, just move on
>>674544266
b8 m8
>>674544266
Go with your friend, its okay
>>674544266
Live the years he couldn't
Rigged gas mask and some CO2.
Painless.
Hey /b/
Im a 25 year old male with no friends i only know weed dealers, my dad moved to spain with hes new wife and my mom went nutz and thinks everyone is out to get her. My question is easy, how the fuck do i meet ppl?
School work gym starbucks
Anywhere faggot
>>674542990
Dating apps like tinder etc
Team sports
At work
At party
an hero in the name of Allah and meet people in Jannah
now do it faggot
>>674542990
Join clubs. Go gym or do team sports. Join an association. Join a choir or acting class if you're into that.
>>674543488
I tryed joining a football club. But theese norwegians are stone cold, they dontlet me in the mix im swiss
Sup /b/.
Anyone else here fucked an older woman when in their teens?
I used to fuck my mother's friend when I was 14-15. She used to live with us and share rent in a 2 bedroom apartment. Lasted all of 9th grade and some 10th grade. Then she moved out cause money problems with my mother.
I cant be the only one. Anyone else?
>pic kinda related.
>>674542999
Yeah alright
>>674543560
honest question: why is it hard to believe?
>>674542999
>I cant be the only one.
there's only one luckiest guy in the world, m8.
>>674543842
it has to have happened to someone else too.
there's billions of people in the world. its a just matter of odds.
>>674543560
Kek
Kik slut thread
monitoring this
taniachimy
B.rean.na
Have fun :)
Denisa415 :)
>>674540245
Same
Lets see if someone knows what that is.
>>674543395
Microscope of some sort
It's a cum dumpster
>>674543450
Nope that would be too easy
>>674543395
Its a box of raep obviously.
I will give a hint. You can't use it as a microscope. It has nothing to do with seeing small things bigger.
ALL FAGOTS REPORT IN!
no
i sleep
>>674543929
REPORT! REPORT DAMN YOU!
>>674543846
Reporting in faggot
>>674544546
Is there a better feeling for a male than ejaculating into womans body?
when u are butthurt
>inb4 OP is a FAG
Yes
>heroin
>>674541166
Saving energy and getting really drunk and stoned instead.
>>674541166
yes, blacking out on cheap vodka
>>674541916
this, except not the conjured up black tar variety
oxycodone, my friends. oxycodone.
So b who can solve all these
Just get your end of the year homework for High School Physics, OP?
>>674542031
A level physics and stuck I don't get parallel circuits I can do it in series can you explain how to do parallel please
jesus christ, it already gives you voltage and current for one of the lamps. mesh analysis or nodal, i have no idea which would be easier, but either is a fucking cake walk with only three unknowns. fucking childs play to solve a system of three equations. drop out of school you worthless shit
>>674542433
I've done this so far
>>674542547
>>674542433
Isn't right?
i remember seeing an image of kim possible and another chick i think bonnie racing to make 2 guys cum with there feet. can someone show me this glorious thing?
>>674543448
This one?
New thread for the OP that has to show his asshole
Deliver faggot!
bump. better fucking do it
Fucking do it
Bump
Post her Kik
AssholeRaid2016
Bump where the fuck is that faggot op
>>674543617
i don't understand how this happened
You know what it do.
>0-4 fap
>5-9 sleep
Rolling
>>674543635
I can never enjoy these my first time watching them, because there's this lingering thought of "It's going to be a fucking banana, isn't it?"
Fuckin need this decision making done for me right now
Goodnight OP.
>>674543635
I got work tho
roland
Could we please get a OC ass thread?
>>674543308
Gf. Got tons.
some chick i banged in the US
thanks me later for this OC BANGING FUCKING RUMP YEAH PERFECT ASSS FOR TONGUEING THE BOOTY HOLE IF YOU AINT LICKIN THE ASSHOL... SOMEONE ELSE IS.
eating asshole is like enjoying a FINE CHEESE or delicous grape
Truly a true merican pass time
eating booty hole that is.
Id berry my dick so far in ass to eat a beautiful girls butthole.
as long as thers no smell associated with thine asshole in question i will dig in like you never seen before captain.
Eating ass, If you aint first... You last.
you mullholland honkeys.
ily...
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>>674543775
A shame that the US is a third-world ass backwards country that can't even afford a photo resolution to rival the first photograph ever taken.
Omegle win/reaction thread
bumb
>>674542804
bumping for fap time
>>674543388
>>674543944
These dubs confirm that you need to dump more OP. Here's a little from some other threads.
>>674544099
And look at that, I've gotten dubs. Here's another gif
