alright, /b/, here we go
>be me
>talking to this girl for a couple months
>pretty casual, she makes a couple jokes about flirting
>we go out to dinner with some mutual friends
>i act pretty outgoing, that part went pretty well overall
>i really fucking like this girl
>cant tell if i’m just a friend
>ready to an hero
wat fuckin do, /b/ros?
Ask her out on a date? This seems like common sense
>>767954994
Take his advice anon.
Jesus dood. If you've waited months you're already friendzoned and stand no chance. You have to act hella quicker than that. I'm talking like phonecall on the 3rd conversation, meetup no later than after a 4th convo. Anything after that she'll see you as a little bitch because you can't make a move.
>>767954844
Gather yourself think of exactly how you feel.
Put it all into one clear, blunt sentence.
Say that sentence to her face.
Don't be a faggot.
More pics you shouldn't share
>>767957458
now that's a p00si
>>767957458
>>767957600
>00
>>767957778
does she spread those cheeks and show her holes?
Girls you’ve cum inside.
>>767957081
Yeah, right.
>>767957081
liar. that's ccg
>>767957361
>>767957339
I just used her as clickbait
Cele/b/
Lets get a rule 34 going
how bout some mario
>working out when you're already ugly to begin with
>>767955783
It doesn't matter
it's healthier and it makes you feel better about yourself
just needs to lose the beard and glasses, manlet status is incurable though
you're not that ugly
Seems like you shrunk though
>>767955783
Not ugly. Its just odd. You have the face of a soyboy beta faggot but the body of a greek god. Maybe try different glasses or a new haircut.
Help me /b/. I’m at my wits fucking end. My mom and sister have this goddamn dachshund that is the most evil fucking dog ever. It used to be just incessant barking at me and my dad, all day every day, especially when we came home from work. Mom and sis refuse to train it, so it barks and pisses all over everything. Recently it started biting. Dachshund so nothing major, but it goes for blood. Got it a few before. Its not like we mistreated it or anything, the only times we ever touch it is to beat it like an Irish wife when it bites us. Mom is ex stoner Facebook news boomer, and my sister is a total cunt, so no help from them. Dad won’t help, but i know if it turns up missing he’ll sleep easier. If I get bit one more time I’m going to become an hero. How to I get rid of this thing, without killing it, or without it coming back?
Take it to the woods and let a pack of wolves rape it into submission
>>767958317
>Facebook news boomer
i haven't been on facebook since 2012
>>767958679
No wolves. Plenty of coyote though
>>767958777
Take it for a walk, say he fought a coyote (being the pathetic beta you are it would be believable the dog pulled the leash out of your hands) and just disappeared in a cloud of dust and gore
>Being white but not supporting White Pride
Explain yourself
>>767951801
I don't take pride on things I've not earned myself.
>>767951910
Race traitor
>>767951910
Rational anon over here
ITT: We vaguely describe movie plots and other anons try to guess the movie
>>767960822
memento
>My bodily juice is corrupted
>Fuck commies
>Pedophile flies away with kim jong un
That was a marvellous thread.
Dragonheart was the answer to the one About the evil ginger cunt.
POST REACTION IMAGES IN THIS THREAD
I need anime ones pls.
We are all human inside
Come in /b/ what’s troubling you.
Feels thread, talk about your problems.
>(OP here)
I’ll get us started
For me I’m bipolar, haven’t told those closest to me, too difficult.
My mind is riddled with suicidal thoughts.
I have an unhealthy view of women, and being in this board isn't helping. I hate that I get so turned on when I objectify women, because deep down, I know that's not who I am as a person. I just want to get rid of this unhealthy way of thinking and treat everyone like actual humans and just stop hating myself over it
>>767953800
You could try to contain that fantasy into a sexual manner.
Try to treat them equally to you etc and when it comes to the bedroom if she’s a good fiancé she’ll accept your kinks.
Though keep it suttle and say you like to be really dominant or something
>>767954064
this.
>>767953800
A dominance kink is probably all it is anon. i have the same thing but coupled with very lo empathy it doesn't bother me tbqh
Diaper Thread
Philippine wife ready to get exposed. What to do?
>>767959416
oh i missed apple.. let's see her kitty
>>767959640
Wow! how the hell you know her name?
>>767959725
we spoke before.. got kik btw?
College entrance exam is tomorrow. I studied today but I can't fucking understand anything of this tedious shit! Especially math! Math is the worst! All these normies are telling me "HURRRRR STUDY" or "put 110 percent effort" These god damn normies don't fucking understand how fucked up my brain is! I can't learn this boring fucking shit! If I fail this entrance exam, I will have to take redemial classes. (Classes for retards, not actual retards tho) I'M SO FUCKED!!! If I drop out or just not go to college, my stupid normie family will go ape shit crazy at me! This is all cuz my family and I are fucking poor! If we had a lot of money, I wouldn't even have to worry about school and Survival! Fuck! I can't fucking study cuz even if I try, I forget everything the next day! WTF DO I DO?!?! HOW CAN I SURVIVE THIS LIFE?!?! Please help?! Requesting help from actual intelligent people that aren't stupid normies
>>767953063
Oh and yes, I drew that cute cat :)
>>767953396
Wow still nobody commenting on my thread giving me advice. Fucking normies and chads must have took over this entire board
>>767953063
Stop being stupid
>>767953644
Go away normie. Your not fucking welcome here. You fucking wish you were a chad you beta cuck
Regrettably, my girlfriend passed away in a train explosion several years ago.
I recently discovered a trove of old nudes, but I am unsure of whether it would be good to release them. On the one hand, I want to respect her memory, but on the other hand, releasing them would bring joy to many.
So I'm leaving the decision up to fate, and if someone gets 89, I'll go ahead and dump them.
>>767955218
Yawn
This again? If you're gonna post the same shitty thread at least try a different story.
>>767955218
Sorry for your loss OP.
Roll
>>767955218
Dump
Exactly when did you lose your innocence?
>>767951714
The moment I started heroin
>>767951714
Nice shop!
>>767951714
When she left me.
>>767951714
When I started spying on my mom having sex with her boyfriends
Kik sloots
One more round destroy JuliiRawr?
Darkmoor1521
kik: ThomasBris
closeted sissy faggot stuck in denial
![Katy Perry - Dark Horse (Official) ft. Juicy J [240p].gif](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1525/729/1525729930047.jpg "Katy Perry - Dark Horse (Official) ft. Juicy J [240p]"){kind=small}
>>ITT
We *STEAL* any video from YouTube and convert it to a gif and post it here.
eg. using ffmpeg
1) put downloaded video in a folder
2) ffmpeg -y -i filename.mp4 -vf palettegen palette.png
3) ffmpeg -y -i filename.mp4 -i palette.png -filter_complex paletteuse -r 10 -s 32x32 filename.gif
4) Post it.
If you can not do it you fucking suck at computers kill yourself and you can post tits or gtfo after that.
pro-tip: the filesize has to be under 2 MB to post it newfags.
OP Here.
Also, if you can not download a video from YouTube just post a picture of your Indian lover.
https://duckduckgo.com/?t=disconnect&x=%2Fhtml&q=zeranoe+ffmpeg&ia=web
Windows fags can get zeranoe builds of ffmpeg here. I bet you newfags can not grasp this whole thing before thread dies. Proving a point here.
Am I the only f on /b/ who loves guys legs?
>>767953838
I understand completely.
Strong calves, solid thighs. Powerful. Gets me every time.
Probably the first thing I look at.
>>767953838
Hold on you do mean f = femanon?
>>767954483
no f as in fatass
>>767954483
Yes. I'm female.
This is my last day here. This board is nothing but cancer, and shitty people with harmful habits. Goodbye /b/.
>>767952691
Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.
Plis com agan
>>767952691
Good decision, Anon.
Goodbye
Never coming back to this website AGAIN
