TURN ON CNN RIGHT NOW
>>704353554
TV ? Do I look like a millionaire ?
>>704353554
This is shitty bait
>>704353554
Electricity ? Do I look like a millionaire ?
>>704353554
Wtf explosion in NYC
OP isnt baiting sandniggers attacked again
Let's see those teens.
High school girls thread
Pictures you're not supposed to share #1
>>704349422
>>704349628
damn moar of that ass
>>704349950
>>704349855
***ELECTION GAME***
Come roll for your favorite Presidential candidate! All 4 candidates were chosen by a poll on /b/ as the most popular of the 2016 race. First to reach the center octagon wins.
SCORING:
>"0" = 1 square
>Dubs = 2 squares
>"00" = 3 squares
>Trips = 6 squares
>Quads = Auto-win
TOTAL WINS:
>Sanders = 1
>Trump = 0
>Bush = 0
>Paul = 0
COME ON RANDYYYYYY!!!!!!!! btw i'm listening to dangerous
>>704356911
Trump>>704356911
Trumpoppo
>>704357211
Donald Trump draws first blood in game #2!
-OP
>>704357211
no rand
Your mom will die in the next 24 hours if you don't reply.
>>704346259
fuck you
stop it
my mom's already dead
checkmate faggot
Fuck off
Where the FUCK is the face rate thread?
not here that's for fucking sure
>>704339437
aww shit i'm high enough... incoming lol
>>704339437
Nigga who cut your hair?
If you're gonna have a high and tight you need to blend it
>>704339437
kys faggot. this board is cancerous enough without your shitty threads.
can we have a thread without gore?
we have edgy webms all the time but never the really funny ones like pic related
>>704345809
what machine is this/what is it for?
>>704347150
probably not kill, but that'd be awesome if it was kill.
Hunger Games Thread. Mexico City Edition. 48 Thread. Mild Commentary
Megumin
FrogTron
>>704356816
Kazugeta
Pepsiman
Pokemon box 7.
Previous thread:
>>704351261
Requests welcome.
Requesting dick lick
I don't need to tell you what day it is, niggers. Get in here.
>>704350340
Welp that's a start
God-Tier YLYL thread.
Only shit you've lost to.
Bonus: For every trips, I will post four extreme .onion links
Enjoy
https://youtu.be/5C4hXXuaE9I
>inb4 any autistic, raging replies to this post
SEX WITH A CONDOM IS NOT SEX.
it's a proven fact that condoms are for betas. it is also not nearly as enjoyable as the sensations of actual bareback sex.
If the female makes you wear a condom, the female does not wish for your beta sperm to have any chance of entering her body.
If you have not had sex without a condom, you are a virgin.
>>704343832
Sex with a condom was only invented for homosexuals so they dont get aids. Basically anyone using condoms is a fag.
>>704343832
enjoy your stds and aids and baby, faggot
this is how normal males have sex with females. notice there is no condom.
Yeah I'll agree with this. And if you're fucking girls that you're sorried might have STDs you should stop paying for sex or raise your standards.
new celeb thread
Any Jessica Alba?
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
>>704348493
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>704353939
We're drunk buddies now!
>You cannot drink two days in a row.
It always end badly for me when I do that..
I'm aiming to become an infantryman
still here
FB Fap thread. Last one hit limit
>>704354402
more righty
>>704354055
>tfw femanon
>tfw every time someone knows my gender on this site ignores me until i deliver tits
>tfw im never taken seriously and receiving de hits from a bunch of men whom are mad with the opossite gender.
>tfw i never did anything to you
>tfw i have to hide my gender at any cost if i want to interact with you
4chan a site for free-speech? I don't think so, everybody here is taking advantage of the anonymity of the site to act like an edgy bully, everyone who doesn't enjoy gore, animal cruelty, pointless raids or being a general asshole are attacked because they're not "behaving" like a "4chaner".
>and4 "tits or gtfo attention whore"
>ANDB5 "If you don't want us to bash you about your gender, dont say it"
Here is a list of some of the threads that i can't participate because it requires the implicit identification of the general characteristics about the poster:
1.- Greentext threads (Can't say i do girly or i acted like a girl)
2.-Beg threads (Where they demand the email or linking and online profile with info)
3.-"At your worst, at your best, in your future" threads and every thread alike.
You guys are really hideous sometimes you know
>>704346768
No tits, didn't read
Stop expecting special attention cause you're a girl. That's why the rule is there
>>704347122
/thread
Hello
Fluffy Thread
Tiny horse time
“Casey the Pillowfluff”
By Hillary Rodham Clinton
“PWEEZ! FWUFFY AM GUD FWUFFY! PWEEZ BE NYU MUMMAH?”
They’re all vying for my attention
At least 15 full grown fluffies bounce about in a small playpen at the local FluffMart
I ignore the shit colored fluffies and the males, I want something that’ll shit out more quality stress balls
The biggest one hops on its hind legs, using other fluffies as support
She’s a cream colored fatass with striking scarlet neck/tail fluff
“AM CASEY! AM BESTEST FWUFFY WIF PWETTIEST COWORS, CAN DO BESTEST DANCIE DANCE AND AM BESTEST AT EATING SKETTIS! YAY SKETTIS! *sings* SKETTIS SKETTIS CASEY WUV SKETTIS PWEEZ GIBS CASEY SKETTIS!”
Holy shit it’s so annoying, it’s perfect.
“Ok Casey, I’ll be your new mommy.” I say, Casey’s eyes light up
“EEEEEE! THANKIES CASEY WUV NYU MUMMAH!”
I pick up Casey, she coos and nuzzles her face against me as I push my cart towards the register
Now, ever since fluffies became popular I’ve used them as stress balls
I mean, nothing gruesome, just the occasionally kick or stomp of a feral
But lately I’ve just had… a craving… to hurt these things
Yeah yeah that sounds psycho n shit but nowadays hurting fluffies is just natural
It’s almost less taboo than masturbating at this point
I found myself purposely seeking out feral fluffies to stomp them out, squeeze the life out of them, or just wreck their shit
I don’t know why, just made me feel… tingly I guess
Anyways it was getting freaky searching alleyways for ferals, so I’ve decided to just start buying fluffies at the local FluffyMart
Each fluffy I buy lasts just a little longer than the last one
First I bought them to torture them immediately, but now I find it more fulfilling to try to raise them properly and watching the chaos ensue
These things are so stupid yet loving that it’s endearingly entertaining to watch them fuck up and die
But Casey is gonna be different
She’s going to be my first pillowfluff
bump, now performing CPR on this thread.
Anyone got requests?
**ELECTION GAME**
Come roll for your favorite Presidential candidate! All 4 candidates were chosen by a poll on /b/ as the most popular of the 2016 race. First to reach the center octagon wins.
SCORING:
>"0" = 1 square
>Dubs = 2 squares
>"00" = 3 squares
>Trips = 6 squares
>Quads = Auto-win
TOTAL WINS:
>Sanders = 0
>Trump = 0
>Bush = 0
>Paul = 0
TRUMP
ROLLING FOR TRUMP
You can roll as many times as you wish.
-OP
Troomp
ITT: You post the girl you lost your virginity to
>>704337471
She looks like a lesbian. Are you sure?
>>704337471
I don't have her picture, but she had the nickname "Hairy Claire". And, uh, I've now got a hairy woman fetish.
>>704337471
FUUUUUUUCK NO.
gay booty
okay
so apparently it's penis time tomorrow.
>>704345623
Do tell
>>704345623
>>704345674
i would also like to know