>Age
>weight
>Number of relationships
>Penis length
No cheating
>22
>270
>0
>5 inches
>>702321512
42
180
>20
7.3
24
260
1
5.5"
20
180 lbs
2
6.5"
>>702321512
>18
>150
>5
>6.5
FB fap thread
Hey /b/ really need your guys help. Just checked into a hotel in San Francisco and the bathroom absolutely stinks of fresh weed. I've checked everywhere and I'm fairly sure it must be in this small hatch above the bath tub. However it needs a key to get in but it doesn't look like a proper key whole. Any of you fags work in hotels and know how I can get into this?
>Pic Related
Here's an up close pic of the key hole.
Could also be in over head vent but just seems too much of a cliché
Keyhole looks like painted over screw
Your neighbors are prolly smoking it. Get a fucking flathead and pry it silly.
Time for the Hunger Games! I need 36 tributes. Post a name and a picture.
Also, I'll deliver incredibly fast.
Plumptunia
>>702333173
wrong image i meant this
YLYL thread
(name, not thread repurposing)
leave this place for i must shit
You are trapped in a room with a female for 1 whole year. Every single day, every morning, afternoon and night, you have to have sex with her for the entire year.The last 2 numbers of your post reveal her age. 00 gets a male the same age as the poster below yours. No rerolls. Goodluck.> rolling for pic related - perfect 11 year old babe that I'd make love to and marry. My friends would be so jealous because she's perfect beautiful and gorgeous
roll for tween
>>702335528
Roll
Role
kill me
Spill the beans. Tell your secrets. Who you have been cheating with? Who you have been fucking? Whats the kinkiest thing youve done that barely anyone knows about? What is you ultimate fantasy that you haven't told anyone about?
>>702326811
Once my gf leaves town for work, I plan on getting a girl on the side until she returns. Cannnot wait to eat different pussy
>>702327380
ha i eat new pussy with my girlfriend shes in to it
>>702326811
Post your "secrets" you fucking nigger. Mine is I'm sick of seeing your shitty threads popping up everywhere. It was cool at first now its just cancer.
Cheated probably 8-11 times.
Looked on friends phones and took pictures of their nude girlfriends from my phone.
cuck continued. posted her in previous. continuing here if any interested.
>>702322864
bump
>>702322864
>>702322053
Whoever asked to see her nude
>>702323106
I was right. She's got nice big tits.
Cringe Thread - YLYL edition. Show me your funniest cringe.
>inb4 photo of my post
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
>>702320610
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Claimed
Claiming Felix
claiming and leaving
No fluffy thread.
Fluffy thread?
>>702327387
>>702327875
get out
Autism
Cock rate thread whip them out.
>>702312408
Would suck/10
r8?
>>702312913
Not bad 7
>>702312408
That's a serious helmet anon, I'm impressed, do you call it "the plunger"
New celeb bread
>>702314065
fucking sex goddess
>>702314065
new x4 celeb bread
Rule 34 thread!
hi friends
it's time for /b/ingo
tonight's game is in honor of christopher "moot" poole
may he rip in peace forever
>>702323290
i'll bump with previous wins while the thread is warming up
>>702323769
i don't think i can self bump tho
pls save from the last page
bump
Bump
More pics we shouldn't share.
>>702327635
Any toys?
>>702327686
Moar
Pokemon Box 1
https://mega.nz/#!t0pT0LxJ!EepTa5M6VdT2veIZWP0Xyb32bk1rl1HOZTeyLHo3Sxw
>Hacked her Icloud
>Dumped her vids
Is she slutty ? Her face deserves cum
>>702328329
hot i came on my chair
Man fuk u white boy Ill fuk this bitch and cum deep in her hot tight pussy fuck u mean,
rubbeth a dub dubbeth thank thou for the grubbeth!!!
Let's spread the rumor that Hillary is dropping out of the election due to health concerns.
Alright, what shall we say?
Someone make photoshops.
Hashtag rip hillary on twitter. Ill work on the photoshops.
This is Genius...
But where should we spread the 'news'.
jobs of /b/?
jobs of /b/.
job title:
hourly wages or yearly earnings:
a little bit about daily job life:
whatever else you feel like listing.
OP delivery
job title: I guess caretaker
hourly wages or yearly earnings: I make about $420 a week at like 10 an hour
a little bit about daily job life: I take care of a house full of potatoes and clean after them and shit.
my day is usually like this
>wake up around noon and smoke a bowl on the porch
>fuck around the house and get ready for work about 3
>pick my guys up and take them wherever they want, usually to eat or get chocolate milk
>get to their home around 6pm
>cook dinner, tidy up eat the fuck down
>give out meds after dinner and before bed
>10pm rolls around and you'll find me on the porch or out back smoking a joint pre-rolled for work
>many lulz daily and multiple acts of potato in public
pretty good to get paid weekly.
Mobile electronics/aftermarket parts installer
$16 hour
Install remote starts, alarms, stereo systems, wheels, ect.
op can post stories if anyone is interested. Chronic masturbation and pretending to be asleep. One client is manic depressive and always makes lewd sighs and hangouts in the livingroom with me all the time. A few close calls with the stench of marjuana.
>>702316132
Assemble Ar-!5s/ar-10s/dick around most days. 36k/yr
Best fucking job ive ever had.
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