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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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Last r34 thread took off like a rocket, let's keep it going.
Get in here, faggots
Hey /b/.
I'm gonna off myself. No I'm not here to attention whore or anything like that. I just want to give out the 2 things I actually put time into. My steam and battle.net accounts. I got 3 months left on the battle.net account. Leave some sort of contact information and trips will get whichever they prefer. If you happen to get quads before anyone gets trips you can have both.
Have fun.
>pic related, my ugly ass.
>>702333736
steam id: Lord INFL8R
My steam is nabs2597 give pls
>>702333886
So close...
>>702333736
Bad idea /b/ro. Permanent solution to a temporary problem. I tried to kill myself twice, so glad I suck at it.
Can we see your steam?
Clothed & Unclothed Thread
>Age
>weight
>Number of relationships
>Penis length
No cheating
>22
>270
>0
>5 inches
>>702321512
42
180
>20
7.3
24
260
1
5.5"
20
180 lbs
2
6.5"
>>702321512
>18
>150
>5
>6.5
34
160
Sex partners: 32-40
Relationships at least 3-months: 10ish
7"
FB fap thread
Hey /b/ really need your guys help. Just checked into a hotel in San Francisco and the bathroom absolutely stinks of fresh weed. I've checked everywhere and I'm fairly sure it must be in this small hatch above the bath tub. However it needs a key to get in but it doesn't look like a proper key whole. Any of you fags work in hotels and know how I can get into this?
>Pic Related
Here's an up close pic of the key hole.
Could also be in over head vent but just seems too much of a cliché
Keyhole looks like painted over screw
Your neighbors are prolly smoking it. Get a fucking flathead and pry it silly.
Self bump because thirsty for weed
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/lpvxJUJ.png "latest[1].png")
Time for the Hunger Games! I need 36 tributes. Post a name and a picture.
Also, I'll deliver incredibly fast.
Plumptunia
>>702333173
wrong image i meant this
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/doSTt0F.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
YLYL thread
(name, not thread repurposing)
leave this place for i must shit
![jason-ralph-as-quentin-coldwater-in-syfys-tha-magicians[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7zvSlnO.jpg "jason-ralph-as-quentin-coldwater-in-syfys-tha-magicians[1].jpg")
Quentin Coldwater
You are trapped in a room with a female for 1 whole year. Every single day, every morning, afternoon and night, you have to have sex with her for the entire year.The last 2 numbers of your post reveal her age. 00 gets a male the same age as the poster below yours. No rerolls. Goodluck.> rolling for pic related - perfect 11 year old babe that I'd make love to and marry. My friends would be so jealous because she's perfect beautiful and gorgeous
roll for tween
>>702335528
Roll
Role
kill me
ok
Spill the beans. Tell your secrets. Who you have been cheating with? Who you have been fucking? Whats the kinkiest thing youve done that barely anyone knows about? What is you ultimate fantasy that you haven't told anyone about?
>>702326811
Once my gf leaves town for work, I plan on getting a girl on the side until she returns. Cannnot wait to eat different pussy
>>702327380
ha i eat new pussy with my girlfriend shes in to it
>>702326811
Post your "secrets" you fucking nigger. Mine is I'm sick of seeing your shitty threads popping up everywhere. It was cool at first now its just cancer.
Cheated probably 8-11 times.
Looked on friends phones and took pictures of their nude girlfriends from my phone.
I cheated on my wife with an old friend a few years ago. Got the friend pregnant. She kept the baby. Wife still doesn't know.
cuck continued. posted her in previous. continuing here if any interested.
>>702322864
bump
>>702322053
Whoever asked to see her nude
>>702323106
I was right. She's got nice big tits.
wwyd
Cringe Thread - YLYL edition. Show me your funniest cringe.
>inb4 photo of my post
