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Rollerino
plsnoded
rawling.
I fail to see the replay value in this game, but rolling.
Hurry niggers
Why did she do this
>>674492297
Hoes are hoes
Because she's a white woman. Don't degrade yourself by fretting over a white woman.
The dicking she gets?
because 6/10 black guys are automatically 9/10 in the eyes of white girls.
>>674492297
Some women are just into black guys dude. Jesus, maybe if you weren't so petty you could also get the girl.
Whats with all the hate on pedophiles /b/?
Whats with all the talk about wanting to torture us burn us or just cut our hands off
I never once harmed a child nor do I plan on it
I never chose this life I dont even want it so I dont understand /b/
Why cant we be treated like everyone else?
>>674490668
what is a pedophile ?
>>674491074
you don't belong here my child go back befor its too late
#PedophileEquality
>>674490668
Didn't you know?
It's worse to love a child than to kill another person.
>>674491074
A person that is sexually interested in children that are too young to be a teen.
You will never be as shredded as me and I could literally squash you if I felt it
>implying your not jealous
>pls kill yourself
>chad makes a thread boasting about his personal fitness.
>no one cares enough to bother asking for a timestamp.
Lel
work on size on your shoulders and chest, nice body fat % though
>>674492184
this is this faggots second thread today, as well!
>>674491802
You will never be 6'4 like me.
>Looks like a regular faggot with a shirt on
>Under 5'8
>Weighs 130 lbs
>I git pussi
I've been as ripped as you, OP's pic( I don't believe OP). It's too expensive and too much work. Also, I discovered women don't like a man looking better than they do. So, it's better to not be that ripped.
Fap to my sis (right) with me?
>>674491762
>>674491762
Both of those girls give me a de-rection, so no.
>>674491876
I would but they're not nude
>>674491762
I could almost understand the idea incestuous feelings if the relative was really hot.
But her OP? Maybe if I was in prison and hadn't seen a woman for 6 months
Can we have a hardcore gay thread? Raw anal creampies
OP is a faggot and should kill himself
That is disgusting. Get out.
>>674492210
Finally, a good thread.
One sec, I gotta see if I got anything good on my computer.
Cock Tribute Thread
Doing as many tributes as possible
continue from this thread
>>674475531
Balls on her face, please?
Why don't you own a pistol, /b/?
>>674492465
>>674492465
I do. I own a smith and wesson m&p .40c
>>674492465
I'm an AusFag.
We have laws on guns
Name one good reason for having one
home invasion
sig sauer p229 .40 cal
My girlfriend knows how to use a straight razor; dubs decides if I ask her to shave me.
Do et
Let her
Try not to die
Let her. Straight razors are neat.
Shit I meant to say shave my cock
Help /b/ my parents just found out I smoke weed, wat do?
kill them
>>674490813
smoke weed...
Just start masturbaiting in front of them, it'll change the subject
>>674490813
an hero
Share your experience, that's what i did and they were cool with it after
Am I ugly? I'm on the left of the picture with the purple coat.
Your face is disgusting and I would be happier if you were dead
>>674488288
Post feet for rate.
You're either a ugly women or a 3-4/10 male
you are ok faget, a normal child....... but a normal child doesn't go on 4chan.
7/10 u aight
I may be silenced soon, but I think I've traveled trough multiverse's, Last night I did some pretty awesome weed while working in my electronics lab (I'm working on my PHD in Kavli in NLD, I have a Masters in Quantum Mechanics with a Major in Particle Field Theory) and while working on a Particle expanding protocols I noticed the coding being used was a little off, so I came on here and some faggots helped me out on /g, after some successful attempts to move matter across the room I started thinking what if I imputed more data to see if I could cause failures but I got stranger reactions, at first I added string code such as "if input=core*3.14159 {output=input) (STONED Python) so I started to get reactions such as different colors appearing where the matter should, this would dissipate after a few seconds. (reason for this is kind of playing around is because I'm working on a portable device to be able to transfer matter without the need for large infrastructure behind it, only imaging for moving atoms at the moment, but having issues with power usage)..
anyway back on the story, I started adding more strings and failures, this created a miniature orb floating at the end coordinates it was bright white, like I mean really really white, so like any fuckhead stoned I went over and poked it, the next thing I remember is waking in my lab this morning in a new set of clothes, my head hurt and still does now. I had a piece of paper scribbled on the desk with the follow,
>>674485441
AYQL1942 - Normal, Selene porn
YQAL2425 - No Bieber, Stallone is terminator, NO FIG ROLLS,
UTZA9586 - no BK (I think burger king), no weed, fuck this noise
QTQ12231 - abandoned
this went on for a while, just random shit... I didn't know what it was, but today I started remember a really weird dream, which when I relooked at the list.. right now I'm freaking out did I have a bad batch of weed, did I have a stroke, I don't know but im craving chocolate milk so much, im going to...
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>>674485441
bump
Cool
Post proof or take your RP back to >>>/x/
If you get it work again try and find a way to put a couple millions in my bank account Anon. We can split the money when you get back. If you can travel, you'll be able to find me and get in contact with me easily. See you in the future Anon, where we'll be puffing cigars in our mansions.
YOU FALL IN LOVE YOU LOSE
YOU SAVE YOU POST 2
>>674491022
Already lost
/b/ro's, help me fill my reactions folder. I'll post a view to get started.
>>674491208
Few **
>>674491377
Check em
Why do Asian girls love Black guys so much?
They don't
>>674489948
/thread
Hahahaha you fucking dumb cuck. Asian girls (and Asians in general) look down on niggers as scums (which they are frankly). I even heard of a situation in Japan where some people actually called a nigger a monkey. For them darker skin = lower status
>>674490391
This
In general, asians tend to aspire to be as white as possible, even getting surgery to make their eyes more caucasian
Your thread is shit OP
Most Asians don't. They're the most racist fucks I've ever met.
Canada girls thread!
middle is amber 519/905
905
Her name is Kristen arruda
905 area
905 comin in
>>674490546
Nice
>>674490546
>[
moar
General Danny DeVito Thread
can't believe that his doctors only gave him a few months to live. Such a funny guy and a legitimate good guy.
>>674487576
WAIT WHAT
>>674487792
Is your nose gushing blood or something?
>>674488468
yes
>>674487193
He's the only worthwhile reason to watch Always Sunny
fuck that show
Well /b/?
I hope I get aborted
>>674489484
Nigger
>>674490800
Fuck, can't decide, give advice b/, which is the best country to be born in?
Taco Bell
Rolls
No rekt thread?
>>674490680
>no rekt thread?
>posting YLYL
Spooky Thread
>>674488754
My heart skipped a beat
>>674488754
>>674488754
Would fuck
Also more unexplainable webms pls...ill dump what i got
