Deutschlandfaden! (Nachtedition)
Hereinspaziert!
>Fragen stellt ihr.
>>674803884
abend
>>674803884
>Fragen stellt ihr.
Ich will mich ja nicht ins gemachte Nest setzen, aber so macht das keinen Spaß.
Ist hier sonst noch jemand körperlich behindert?
>>674804357
Nein, nur du. Alle anderen sind geistig behindert.
it's time
aids
/b/ with spiderman
Dumbshit post dumbshit rules. Make a real raid thread faggot. Sage sage sage sage.
/b/ with Spiderman
No Ylyl??
Get in here faggots
>>674802879
Niggers
>>674802710
Never knew god was a rope attached to a ceilingfan
Hunger Games cont. here are the results of the last one
>the first 24 gets in, you know the rules
CostanZ
Hank Scorpio
Moot
Kramer
Help me get nudes b.
She asked who I was.. I don't know this bitch...
>I am your rapist
If dubs you have to give me your kik
Idk why but I'm getting the pierced nipple vibe from you
No fluffy abuse ?
>>674806604
what /b/ listens to right now
Nice
>>674803570
Silence.
This
>>674804764
In top 5 best anime ever
Ever fucked a Japanese girl?
Yes, was stationed there for 4 years. Why do you ask OP?
yup, and she made that famous "old diesel trucks starting up" noise the whole fucking time. 1/10 would not recommend
Do they make those derpy sounds in real life or is that just porn bullshit?
>>674801086
Joining the Navy soon for a 5 year contract. Do I have decent chance of living there for a while?
I got handed this at KFC and said "it's a dipper white boy"
Wtf does this mean? Is it a disresect thing because I'm white and the dude was black to hand me a half wet cigarette? I'm confused
>>674802941
pcp
Get rid
>>674802941
it would be funny if he just licked it or dipped it in a puddle and u smoked it
but typically i would assume its pcp
>>674803039
>>674803265
Not op but I was thinking pcp
Have you hooked up with any older woman/milfs? Tips on hooking up with milfs thread
bump for interest
>>674803595
Be more friendly than usual
>>674803595
Is that the milf you want to fuck?
>>674804866
>>674803595
Ask me questions I've fucked a mold before I can help?
Dubbs gets nudes. Trips gets FB.
>>674803717
Dubs
>>674803717
dubs?
Dead post already?
>>674804644
Now we just need trips
feels thread? please?
i have never been more tempted to kill myself then i am currently. i'm 26, in a grad program i hate (and can't keep up with), live with my parents (bc of the grad program). i can't relate to people anymore, i have no social interaction beyond my parents and therapist. all the other students in the grad program are indian or chinese students who stick to themselves, can barely speak english (yet do better in classes than i do) and have no personality whatsoever. i graduated college, i lived on my own for four years after, then had a psychotic episode. now i'm so medicated i can barely keep my eyes open, even though i can't sleep. my psychosis was so public that everyone i used to know thinks i'm crazy. like i'm syd barrett or something... but the thing is... they're not wrong.
tl:dr feel like killing yourself tonight?
>be me
>be 23
>family has high hopes
>moved away from school from last semester before bachelor's graduation
>hate your degree
>small down person moved for the "big city life"
>iwannabeafirefighter.jpg
>constantly fighting with s.o.
>tried to commit suicide twice after move
>hates life
>should've thought about the move with s.o. thoroughly
>quit job
>no money
>may be pregnant
>inb4 tits or gtfo
>turning to my alcoholic ways
>fuck
End your pain anon and grow a pair and An Hero.
ProTip. Be better than toaster Steve you faggot.
drawthread: Banq worship edition!
>>674801592
OI, it's the uh
big lad!
welcome! welcome back man!
fuck you
Huzzah. No more Spider-Man bullshit.
spiderfag is kill
ITT: You have to prove that you're over the age of 18.
>>674802856
sooo... how exaclty did OP prove he is over 18 years old?
>:^)
>>674803227
boxed half life 2 BITCH CANT GET THIS ANTIQUE ANYMORE
nigga you probably just bought a physical copy off of ebay or amazon and showed it off to /b/ and said "LOLOLOL IM 18"
S/Fur
Girls you know Irl that you fap to 2.0
Any other hot moms? Show me your mom
my step mom and step sister
>>674803122
Shit dude
>>674803403
You're a badass lucker
Well, about 4 years ago I told you faggots I was in line to inherit about 115 million dollars from a website who molested me as a celeb. After a good lengthy amount of legal shit and signing papers and waiting for shit.. It's official.. I am the richest person on /b/. A lot of you were begging for shit from me last time.. but now shit is settled and i may just make some dreams come true right? Roll 43 and get $5500 sent to your paypal account
rolleriononononono
ok
>>674806651
Release my sex tape instead of money
Get
Would you date a womanlet?
Yes.
Majority of women I know are pretty short, and I'm fairly tall.
I don't give a shit about your height
>>674804136
fuck yes. she doesn't even need to kneel down for me to fuck her mouth hard and deep until I cum straight down her throat.
>>674804855
dubs never lie
Want to see more of my gf /b?
>>674800662
is your brother filming that shit nigger?
Yes, yes I do.
>>674800874
shes filming it lol
another
