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Alright /b/ ,
Show me what you're drinking
Alcoholic thread
>>684225112
Drinking a sixpack of this good ass locally brewed shit (with a tallboy of MGD as an appetizer and 1mg of Klonopin as a chaser)
>>684225829
Looks good.. Wtf is a klonopin
>>684226066
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clonazepam
>>684225112
Those aren't hand grenades...
I just ate a bag of hot cheetos on an empty stomach and then chugging this beer is making my insides burn r.i.p
i would like to inquire about whether or not he is ok
nah dude i heard theres surgery for this dont worry about it dude
2016 bro he's fine
hell be fine
>>684225409
JUST NEEDS SOME MILK
Lol guys it's a woman
What sex act/porn would she be best suited for?
m8 if you're lookin to jerk off to other dudes talkin' bout this chick just go to selenabois IRC
bukkake'd by like, a hundred guys.
Breast expansion, bimbofication, Stepfordification, maybe turn those tiny teats into productive udders....
>>684229504
willingly, or strapped into a table with her head sticking out (against her will) and almost drowned in semen?
Let's do this
Add djdieheb186
Add qwertys_pet lot to offer
ivylaryn
Add gfnudez, I got some goodss
tom289555
Let's have a weed / drug thread
Smoking some weed tonight and feeling good
If you roll dubs, hit whatever you got
>>684227232
>>684227275
Oh shit wuddup
its currently 2:37 and I took :
30mg adderall
and had a small bowl
dont have to work till sunday
any ideas on what to do?
>inb4 x in pooper
>>684228426
2:40 im retarded and took a while to post that
>tfw all your dealers are either dry or out on vacation
Cock rate thread? Lol
>>684226059
I like yours 8/10 uncut cocks are especially nice. What do you think of mine?
Fresh out the shower ;)
Rates?
>>684226059
>>684226698
8/10 love your thickness
>>684226551
Cool 7
No creepshot thread? Time to fix that
1/5
req4mo
1/2
req4mo
transferring new wins from phone. will post in soon.
Stoner thread.
Post your weed or bud or whatever you want.
Music suggestion: https://youtu.be/iV2XC0QkwGg
Bumparoo
Started re-watching X-Files, but couldn't get back into it since I'm already watching Fringe.
Smoking some Green Lantern, here's some music for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmXjrkdQatw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzFdKMyIzMo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7pFtvNvSoE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KUV2TFTpGo
>>684228279
Post some of the buds please!!
>>684228606
>>684228732
I am a camera operator for VR porn. Ask me anything.
Here are some preliminary answers;
1. Yes I have gotten boners on set. Only twice, both were scenes involving Abella Danger.
2. I have been doing this for a year and a half.
3. I make 65,000 a year.
4. I got into this industry through contacts, friends of friends going all the way back to film school.
5. I work with both Go-Pros (for 360 scenes) and DSLR's for narrower 180 or 220 scenes.
6. VR stands for Virtual Reality; aka Oculus Rift, GearVR and Vive.
7. I blacked out the rigs as they
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I don't care about what you do
>>684225430
/thread
Is it awkward just standing there holding a camera while 2(+) people go at it?
>>684225275
Why do you hold a camera while the adults do adult stuff?
>>684225275
are people on drugs to perform?
You can marry any pornstar, who would it be?
>>684223132
Stoya or Marketa...can't decide. Prolly Stoya
>>684223132
I wouldn't, you fucking degenerate. Enjoy being a cuck.
>>684223225
i don't get why people are so obsessed w/ stoya, she's average looking
>>684223333
>assuming the pornstar would continue his/her job
fuck off dumbass
>>684223503
>assuming a whore who fucks 20 men a week is going to stop just because she's married
Found the cuck
Hunger games thread
36 entrants are needed to start the game
GradeA And Keemstar
Content
Mark Hamill
Vegeta
j
Fucking horrible
>>684225534
Not bad, actually made me cringe. 8/10
ISIS's terrorist crying like a baby after the Kurds capture him
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ad2_1448666456
>>684226299
tell me about it. He could have gotten paid to do that.
>>684225534
Only if there are the same fucking pictures that are in every rekt thread.
Can we get a Dove Cameron bread
>>684226983
Is this from a movie?
>>684227171
Episode of Shameless
>>684227171
no idea, got it from bella thorne thread kek
if anyone does have sauce though please share
>>684227305
>>684227305
shit thanks based anon
>Be me
>Drive to liquor place for beer
>Get beer
>Come home
>Put in fridge
>Hear room mate coming downstairs
>Fridge opens
>Goes back upstairs
>Go to fridge
>Wellfuckme.bmp
>Bought a 12 pack
>10
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sneak up and blast a load on her face post results
>>684224796
go take your beer back?
Booze is a community item. If you don't want her taking it, keep it in your room, faggot.
Conversely, only keep one or two beers in the fridge at a time. She's less likely to take something that you'll easily notice is missing.
>>684224796
Not much you can do for a unopened can of beer. Back when my roommate did dickish shit I would buy him a milkshake from Sonic. I had chocolate laxatives in my car and I would cut it into little pieces and out it on the rim of the cup.
Snake the bottom a few times and the whip cream at the top will spread out and you never notice (he liked the reeses) he was my roommate and best friend tho.
Best part tho 6-8 hours he has constipation and the runs
Don't post images of Red if you're not willing to be a fucking man.
Just tell the motherfucker not to touch your shit without asking. Or you could just get over it because if two beers is really that big of a deal to you then you clearly have bigger problems.
Man up and speak your mind.
I would like to know who these little faggots are!
Is the there anyone on /b/ who could identify this species?Thanks in advance.ALSO: origin is Canada/Alberta
Second and last photo of these fuckers.
>>684228532
They are manly worms
>>684228532
Monarch butterfly. B4 they are butterfly
They are winter moth caterpillars.
I believe they are also called gypsy moths.
does not look like monarch to me...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarch_butterfly#/media/File:Monarch_Butterfly_Danaus_plexippus_Feeding_Down_3008px.jpg
Post whatever you want
>>684224286
no, I don't!
Last on died, current target is
/slaydra
what shoould we spam?
also bumperino
i'd say we either need to infiltrate thru mod, or get new target
>>684228069
Down with new target.
>>684227410
>>684228069
so what now?
I texted all 4 of my friends and only one responded and I gave all my friends a good 3 hours to respond
what do
>>684225062
Nothing. Only women shit test.
>>684225062
>All 4 of my friends
>All 4
That's just sort of sad OP. I feel bad for your lack of social skills
But aside from that, there's like a thousand different reasons why someone might not respond back to a text. Let it go. It doesn't mean shit at the end of the day
>>684225293
actually the only one to respond was a woman she is a major reason of why i haven't committed suicide yet
>>684225756
That's sweet but has nothing to do with what I said.
>>684225348
Wrote it clearly
Glad to see you have a good friend, anon.
>>684226159
>>684225348
everytime I've tried to trust someone they tell everybody else my secret so I grew to be introverted and have a really small group of friends that are somewhat trustworthy this is why I have 4 friends
Even: fap.
Odd: don't.
Rella
>>684225267
rollerino
Rollin for sleep
>>684225267
noe
rollo
Remember the Internet from 10 years ago? I do. Man, shit was raw back then. Exciting new videos were posted all the time, Myspace was popular... things were different then.
I reminisced on Myspace by browsing some old friends I used to have on there. Pretty sure they just all abandoned their accounts and left them there, like moments frozen in time. I had a laugh looking at all the shirtless males posing in front of mirrors as their profile picture. One dude was shirtless and holding his underwear down so that his pubic hair was exposed. Some men were posing with guns
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>>684224865
Kill yourself.
>>684224865
no one cares faggot
sage
>>684224865
I remember geocity, damn I feel old
>>684225357
And it was all on dial up lol
I'm pretry sure nobody believes me when I tey to explain youtube didn't have ads at one point
Man, if I knew then what i know now, I probably would have killed myself
