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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>Be me
>Drive to liquor place for beer
>Get beer
>Come home
>Put in fridge
>Hear room mate coming downstairs
>Fridge opens
>Goes back upstairs
>Go to fridge
>Wellfuckme.bmp
>Bought a 12 pack
>10
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sneak up and blast a load on her face post results
>>684224796
go take your beer back?
Booze is a community item. If you don't want her taking it, keep it in your room, faggot.
Conversely, only keep one or two beers in the fridge at a time. She's less likely to take something that you'll easily notice is missing.
>>684224796
Not much you can do for a unopened can of beer. Back when my roommate did dickish shit I would buy him a milkshake from Sonic. I had chocolate laxatives in my car and I would cut it into little pieces and out it on the rim of the cup.
Snake the bottom a few times and the whip cream at the top will spread out and you never notice (he liked the reeses) he was my roommate and best friend tho.
Best part tho 6-8 hours he has constipation and the runs
Don't post images of Red if you're not willing to be a fucking man.
Just tell the motherfucker not to touch your shit without asking. Or you could just get over it because if two beers is really that big of a deal to you then you clearly have bigger problems.
Man up and speak your mind.
I would like to know who these little faggots are!
Is the there anyone on /b/ who could identify this species?Thanks in advance.ALSO: origin is Canada/Alberta
Second and last photo of these fuckers.
>>684228532
They are manly worms
>>684228532
Monarch butterfly. B4 they are butterfly
They are winter moth caterpillars.
I believe they are also called gypsy moths.
does not look like monarch to me...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarch_butterfly#/media/File:Monarch_Butterfly_Danaus_plexippus_Feeding_Down_3008px.jpg
Post whatever you want
>>684224286
no, I don't!
Last on died, current target is
/slaydra
what shoould we spam?
also bumperino
i'd say we either need to infiltrate thru mod, or get new target
>>684228069
Down with new target.
>>684227410
>>684228069
so what now?
I texted all 4 of my friends and only one responded and I gave all my friends a good 3 hours to respond
what do
>>684225062
Nothing. Only women shit test.
>>684225062
>All 4 of my friends
>All 4
That's just sort of sad OP. I feel bad for your lack of social skills
But aside from that, there's like a thousand different reasons why someone might not respond back to a text. Let it go. It doesn't mean shit at the end of the day
>>684225293
actually the only one to respond was a woman she is a major reason of why i haven't committed suicide yet
>>684225756
That's sweet but has nothing to do with what I said.
>>684225348
Wrote it clearly
Glad to see you have a good friend, anon.
>>684226159
>>684225348
everytime I've tried to trust someone they tell everybody else my secret so I grew to be introverted and have a really small group of friends that are somewhat trustworthy this is why I have 4 friends
Even: fap.
Odd: don't.
Rella
>>684225267
rollerino
Rollin for sleep
>>684225267
noe
rollo
Remember the Internet from 10 years ago? I do. Man, shit was raw back then. Exciting new videos were posted all the time, Myspace was popular... things were different then.
I reminisced on Myspace by browsing some old friends I used to have on there. Pretty sure they just all abandoned their accounts and left them there, like moments frozen in time. I had a laugh looking at all the shirtless males posing in front of mirrors as their profile picture. One dude was shirtless and holding his underwear down so that his pubic hair was exposed. Some men were posing with guns
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>>684224865
Kill yourself.
>>684224865
no one cares faggot
sage
>>684224865
I remember geocity, damn I feel old
>>684225357
And it was all on dial up lol
I'm pretry sure nobody believes me when I tey to explain youtube didn't have ads at one point
Man, if I knew then what i know now, I probably would have killed myself
I came inside a friend like 3 weeks ago, she took the emergency pill after 20 hours. She usually have her period on the second half of every month. If we fucked on April 23, that means that we actually fucked on her pre-period days (maybe, that bitch doesn't remember anything). But she is not having her period yet and that would be like a 2 weeks delay. I'm buying her a pregnancy test and give it to her on Monday, that way she would take the test on Tuesday's Morning and the two following days. Everyone is telling me that if she took the pill in the first 24 hours
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If she does get positive, support her through it. Talk about it with her openly, and discuss what this means for you two.
If not, get laid 8 days a week.
>>684227542
We both don't want to have a baby. The problem is that her doesn't want to see a doctor (for this, because she went to a doctor because of the morning pill consequences but never told him that she took the pill) or get a blood test.
>>684227834
Ask her, convince her why she should. Put an emotional angle on it, even say you'll be there during the blood test if it makes her feel better.
shit OP that's fucking scary
really hope that bitch ain't got pregnant, besides i knew that if she takes the pill before 72 hrs everything would be ok, but that delay man, seems she is lying you about her period.
don't mind me i'm just uploading 5 things then im gonna let it 404
>>684222831
>>684222923
next 2 images arent related
>>684223027
>>684223128
>purple tank top
>orange pants
TRIGGARD
Sup /b/?
What's your favorite Magic: the Gathering card?
Pic related.
I'm a filthy DnT player, so aether vial is my absolute favorite card.
>>684221884
You disgust me.
>>684221957
Whats wrong? Don't like those 2 mana brainstorms and three mana counterspells?
Had a madness deck that beat top 8 decks in standard (mostly faeries) using this guy. Super good when you can cast 3 from grave turn 5
>>684221550
>Destroy all nonwhite creatures.
Trap/Trans/CD Thread
(Last one reached image limit)
Also help me find the sauce of this image
Shes on Chaturbate all the time. Forgot name.
Gifs - Pixels
>>684221912
More like this please.
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>>684224304
shhhh
Duke is my explicit husbando
>>684223865
Yeah, I think he's gotten a heart of gold.
>>684223886
huhh.
One time I said he was like a superhero to me he looked like he wanted to kill me.
>>684224536
he better not be!
>>684224678
2late
Choose one girl to suck your willy /b/. which one?
I'd go with 18
>>684222313
nice choice sir! why 18?
20
>>684223096
would be nice to cum in 20's mouth!
keep the requests incoming /b/ and ill keep posting.
I'd go with 5, mate.
She looks the best and would look really cute crawling around the house naked.
Plus she's got a great rack.
Could you beat Mayweather in a fight?
>5'8'' (1.73m) manlet
>150 lbs
>36 years old
However he has crazy monkey arms with 72'' reach, and he has never lost a professional fight and has been training for years.
>>684222796
>>684222796
5'8 150 pounds. but he has a punch PSI of 1200.
>>684222796
i love how virgins call short people out for being manlets when prince was the greatest stickman of all time
I sure can
Ask a guy who just quit after 5 years of being a server at cracker barrel anything.
>>684222496
do you have any idea how to cook pancakes like this?
What's the gnarliest old person/people you've ever served?
Why'd you quit?
>>684222660
Absolutely not. I wish.
>>684222699
Def was this one guy who wanted his steak rare. I brought it to him and he said it wasnt rare enough. I brought it back and the cook was like "oh okay". I brought out a new one that was cooked for like 3 minutes and he ate it. And enjoyed it.
>>684222877
Had a small argument with a manager and he cut my hours to 2 hours a week. When I brought it up he said it was a mistake but never changed it. Plus the other servers were massive two faced cunts.
Please help me, /b/, it hurts so much..
Over the past year I've been talking and chatting with a beautiful 10/10 girl my gym, she's perfect in everyway and she's literally the sweetest girl I've ever known. Now I'm a 5'4" manlet but have good muscles and I think she's an inch or so taller than me but when we talk everything goes away she's so fucking nice and seems really into me... we talk and hang out at the cafe and I was going to ask her out until I recently found out she likes bigger (taller) guys.. I even saw her flirting
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keep on doing what you're doing and hit on other chicks. She'll get jealous or she won't and you don't really lose anything.
kill yourself and make a WEBM to us
>>684219862
Start over, OP.
>>684220569
Elaborating. It's not fair to hold on to delusions. If you want to be rational about it, you might as well treat her like a human being. Bury it.
>>684220539
>>684220569
>>684220826
I know bro's but it's so hard because she's super nice to me still even when sees me. Yes, I do try my best to just wave and Then ignore her but she comes up to me and tries to chat and asks how in doing, whether I've been going out, etc etc...
It kills me because she's so fucking sweet and loving and still seems like she wants to be with me but the fact...
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>What's your ultimate sexual fantasy /b/?
No matter how fucked up, confess.
>>684222480
with a woman
>>684222558
/thread
>>684222558
Fucking sicko
i wanna have a dominant manly man room mate that treats me like a sissy and pounds my ass on the regular while letting me play all the video games
>>684222480
I just want to go back in time and fuck women from each century starting from the year 0. Once i get to the 1900's i want one from each decade
What's the most fucked up thing you've done at a concert?
>>684220974
Ur mum
Been to a concert.
Bum
>>684220974
Puked and then tried to hit on some chick. Pretty sure she was repulsed by my breath, but it was more than i can say than you faggots.
>>684220974
sold a bunch of fake molly
Did rickfag ever update? Also general incest greentext thread
>>684219499
bump
>>684219499
Bump
>>684219499
I summon twitch so he updates the drive wirh the new stuff, i ran out of material
saged
Twitch
>>684220481
Tadaa, here I am, rock you like a hurricane.
Sorry, not tonight, but I am on the hunt for comics right now, meaning I might update the drive by Sunday-ish.
