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big titty thread
get in here faggots
bumpo
>>676417580
any moar of her?
CUM TRIBUTE THREAD:
Post pictures to get Cum Tributed (cummed on) and do some requests yourself. Everyone contribute for a good thread.
PIC RELATED - I will fulfill a few requests so post the pics you want cummed on.
>>676417297
Bump
I will send BTC if you cumtribute this one
>>676416975
only tribute cock
buttplug / toy + panties thread, please provide
Go on
>>676418752
bump
You just posted one OP, have fun.
Today is my first day of work in 3 years. I quit my last job when my wife succumbed to leukemia. I just drank 12 beers. Please keep this thread alive for me so I know someone is on my side.
Stop drinking start working
You keep in there and stay strong, OP.
sorry about the wife if you ever need anyone to talk to just know reddit exist
4chan will be here for you
Hi guys! ;3 xD
>>676417702
sup qt
tits or gtfo, you know the rules
You seem to be forgetting one of the oldest rules of 4chan. Tits are required with that timestamp sweetheart.
You know the rules
>>676417702
You know the rules
Quick wats your describe your ideal perfect Zootopia video game
Fuck The Bunny Simulator 2016
>>676416923
/thread
>>676416714
> Chuck testa pro butcher : King of taxidermy edition
>>676416923
sounds about right
94% complete
>>676416923
FFS you dont fuck the bunny
Hey there fags, scrubs and niggers alike.
Time for another adventure.
Dubs decides what you do.
You have crash landed on an alien planet. You were on a mission to establish trade connections, but were shot down by an unknown hostile craft. You are the only survivor. The objects available to you are:
-Your laser blaster
-A lighter
-A small knife
Other objects you can interact with are some crates you managed to salvage (you can open these), some patches of blue grass, and an alien.
RULES:
-Only the first get after each update will
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>>676416472
shoot yourself in the head
>>676416472
Fuck the alien
>>676416577
kek
Give my weapons to the alien and challenge it to a fight
>>676416600
winrar
>>676395512
Keep this going please
Sexting thread.
Rules:
>If you roll dubs you have to send "Why haven't we fucked yet?" to the last female you spoke
>If you roll trips you have to send the message + dick pic
>If you roll quads or higher you have to send everything to the last female relative you spoke
Post pics of conversation.
What happend to the guy with quads
>>676413631
Pray for me
Guy with quads don't cancer and deliver
Guy with the girl who isn't a virgin. Fucking deliver.
Never finished this
Give me your best meems /b/
>>676419092
>>676419297
how can so much story be told in one image
Chubby thread!
Looking for the anon posting his wife / gf with the sparkly green nails
Chubby pussy
Nudes Game!
1. Post a clothed pic of your gf/ex/wife and pick a number between 0-9
2. Anon replies to post with a request
3. If number is rolled, post as close to request as you can
4. If dubs are rolled, post a new clothed pic and add a number
Roll 5
>>676416079
tits
>>676417068
no number, full frontal
7
I sent my wife to the grocery store to get something for dinner tonight. She comes home with this bullshit and tells me to make some burgers. What do, /b/? Should I divorce her?
>>676416338
Genius, she got something for dinner. Like you asked.
>>676416338
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>676416338
You should learn how to cook, you fucktard
>>676416338
Perhaps get the fuck off the computer and go make some fucking dinner?
>tfw going out tonight for dinner, fuck yeah
>>676416338
yeah dude you should probably divorce her before it's too late.
you don't have kids, right?
YLYL Thread, i'll start
https://youtu.be/FWTMyIYdKQ8
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EU2AIxkxiwg
>demonic ass shaking
>>676417144
This is just you copying how to basic and failing epicly at it, hoping you can get some views by posting it on 4chan.
tl;dr: You're a faggot
>>676417144
Somebody put a David Attenborough sounding comentary on this shit and sell it to BBC. Title: "The inside life of autistic fagotts."
Ask the Magic 8-ball anything.
Should I kill myself?
>>676415195
Did she have romantic intentions
>>676416400
Tell me pls, yes or no?
>>676415195
Do femanons think I look good
Kill Fuck Marry
>GO
KKK
Kill left marry middle fuck right
Pretty sure the middle one was in The Sopranos
>>676411065
fuck
kill
marry
kill again
Same question...
i welcome leafy as the king of /b/
>>676407176
Who's leafy?
>>676407176
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>676407308
Some edgy fag who doesnt deserve the title of king of /b/.
justin beiber?
hisssss
What Character from Game of Thrones are you?
Pic Related - The best character in the whole fucking show
>>676410899
is that shane beene? don't watch the show
>>676410899
jorah is the cuckiest cuck who ever got cucked tho
holy shit anon, y r u such a faggot?
>>676410899
Jorah is the biggest faggot ever, id rather be reek than him
>>676410899
Ramsay of course. I'm a cruel piece of shit who doesn't care abouth anything other than having fun.
>>676410899
>implying you're anything like this guy in any way
except for maybe:
>>676411160
>>676411291
that way
What's up, faggots. Time for another adventure.
Dubs decides what you do.
You find yourself stranded on a deserted island. You are off the coast of California, and you have heard rumors of treasure buried here, but you would be happy just to get home safely.
Around you, you find: a tree and 6 coconuts, some sticks and stones on the beach, rocks in the shape of a fire pit, and a patch of disturbed sand.
RULES:
-Only the first get after each update will be counted.
-Trips will trigger an event.
-Quads will always count, no exceptions,
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Your penis turns into Hitler, and he tries to convince you to rebuild the reich
Fist yourself
>>676408917
Rule 4, my dude.
I drink saltwater until it replaces my blood.
Fist yourself breh
what am i doing wrong /b/?
> cant get a/the girl
> lost interest in school (still like physics but dont want school)
> chubby (200 lbs)
> lonely and depressed
> sitting on the roof now listening to kids by mgmt, missed all my classes today.
> submitted fafsa late, no money for school
I know i sound like i'm whining but really i just feel like a failure, pretty much
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Age? If you're <30 there is still hope
>>676415475
yea, i know theres still hope
> 19
just cant find motivation anymore. how are you anon?
>19
you look way older
>>676415859
so i get told many times...its the mustauche. once got into an argument getting a student discount on the bus in high school.
how old do I look? any advice on looking younger? just making conversation now
Dead celebrity thread.
Starting, Ryan "well" Dunn
Robin Williams
Lisa "left eye" Lopez
>>676411281
How do we know this is legit?
Sauce?
>>676411583
its not
Paul walker
