Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?
>>674873018
I made 12 cheeseburgers.
...without any kids.
I spam bananas in YLYL threads
>>674873018
I reference 4chan memes IRL
I admit to liking Justin Bieber's new music in public.
ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
What about Bill Cosby's secrets?
>>674869864
black man nug
>>674869718
I bought a google cardboard and purchased a sub for virtualrealporn and naughtyamerica because I'm too scared to torrent. I live with my girlfriend and the cardboard is in a junk drawer next to our bed. Whenever she's at work or school and I have a break from my job (I work from my laptop) I fap furiously every day, sometimes multiple times a day to other girls in virtual reality.
My gf and I fuck very often as well and she has no idea how... "active"... I am when she's away, nor to the extent that I am.
Late night Waifu thread
Claim your Waifu before someone else does.
Miho claimed
>>674873685
claiming Neo for the night
>>674874023
Hello. Aint no one on tonight
>>674874461
its literally empty.. it is kind of 3:30 am in east standard time
I'm here to claim best girl. Don't worry.
Draw Thread: Big Gay Fucking Pile Edition
Bumping for nothing particularly
._.
>>674873096
Hmmm...
How do you rescue the princess?
For everytime you make me laugh I will post one of her nudes
>>674874994
so post away faggot
>>674874953
That was so unfunny that we are now -1 nude posts in the hole, you dumb motherfucker.
chubby/bbw thread
I'll help
General Programming Thread
I don't understand what is wrong with my code. Anyone able to shed some light?
>pic related
>It's python
shameless self bump
General Mills Thread
General Discontent Thread
The problem is that you're using Python
Going to wrestling on Monday /b/ and I'm not too into it. 55 decides my sign and 66 decides my friend's sign.
Keep it clean, will deliver.
>>674872392
I love nigger cock
>>674872544
Keep it clean cock sucker
>>674872544
roll
This op faggot
brothers, I just confessed my feelings to a 4 year old female friend and got rejected.
First she claimed that she was doing it out of good will, then it turned out I don't have enough money to make her happy (she didn't literally said so, but made it sound that way).
Anyway, now I got the rest of the night for myself, and given the fact that I can't sleep cause I have night shift at work.
Would you guys mind dumping your best bawww images?
Thanks in advance. I know it is not the end of the world, but meh, I'm a bit disappointed.
>>674867799
nigga she's 4
>>674867799
I think that's illegal in most countries
>>674867799
why don't you just stop being poor>
s/fur
>>674872786
Post pics you've saved/want more of part 2
Fat Taylor Swift thread.
im autistic enough to bump this
>>674869828
>fat Taylor swift thread
I think fat chicks are absolutely disgusting but I want to see what happens with this thread.
Did OP really try to start a thread with only one fucking image to pass around?
Describe your dick with the name of a song
I'll start: Rolling in the deep
>>674868961
Appetite for destruction
Feel Good Inc
Slip It In
Ganstas paradise
What's the difference between a trap , a femboy and all the rest
Also why do you prefer them over real girls
Trap pretends to be a girl and or is indistinguishable from on
Femboy is an effeminate boy
CD is anyone in the opposite gender's clothing
>why do you prefer them over real girls
I dont, its just a kink like how sometimes you want to fap to asians dressed up in cosplay or bondage instead of just plain boring white girls with big tits.
Hey /b/ dubs decides.
Nothing in my ass
Nothing nasty
go to bed
log off
tits or gtfo
>>674872270
Do the dishes
Fluffy abuse and shit like that.
>>674871462
How about a fluffy gif thread. Past threads are always pics, comics, and stories. I want to see fluffies in motion
>Wake up early to bake a cake
>Expecting my family and friends to visit me since I invited them
>12 pm
>Nobody has arrived
>Text from mom
>"Hey anon, sorry we couldn't come. Happy birthday honey, love you."
>Oh ok
>Only expecting friends to turn up
>7 pm
>Light the candles
>Sing happy birthday
>Get myself some cake
>Turn tv on and eat cake
>9 pm
>Nobody came
>No birthday greetings from my friends
>12 am
>Go to /b/
How did your day go /b/ros?
>>674869118
I know that feel anon
>>674869333
I know OP is sad but I can't let a good trip go by
Hey bro, happy birthday man. I don't know about your situation but as you get older that happens. I'm at the point where the family I have left talks to me maybe once a few months. Friends suck too bro.
>>674869118
At least you had cake
Rate my booty ?
male/10
Female/10 c:
Tits?
Zootopia thread
>>674869653
Just call it what it is. A furry thread
furry faggots need to go
God tier movies.
>>674861750
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xN5FCtfRoJY
Not a movie but godtier
Running scared
the suicide theory
Maybe not god tier but not bad overall
>>674863254
This guy dropping some knowledge here.