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>Wake up early to bake a cake
>Expecting my family and friends to visit me since I invited them
>12 pm
>Nobody has arrived
>Text from mom
>"Hey anon, sorry we couldn't come. Happy birthday honey, love you."
>Oh ok
>Only expecting friends to turn up
>7 pm
>Light
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>>674869118
I know that feel anon
>>674869333
I know OP is sad but I can't let a good trip go by
Hey bro, happy birthday man. I don't know about your situation but as you get older that happens. I'm at the point where the family I have left talks to me maybe once a few months. Friends suck too bro.
>>674869118
At least you had cake
>>674869118
>slept till 2pm
>washed my ass and ate some wings
>back to sleep till 9pm
>started drinking
243am on /b/ laughing my ass off
let's see the cake you made for your own birthday.
Rate my booty ?
male/10
Female/10 c:
Tits?
>>674871177
Also, 7/10. 9/10 if you do squats for 4 weeks I bet
Zootopia thread
>>674869653
Just call it what it is. A furry thread
furry faggots need to go
God tier movies.
>>674861750
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xN5FCtfRoJY
Not a movie but godtier
Running scared
the suicide theory
Maybe not god tier but not bad overall
>>674863254
This guy dropping some knowledge here.
>>674861750
Please be joking
Post bitches you know, anons say how they would degrade them
Bonus for cock/cum tribute, reply for reply
>>674864207
I would throatfuck her brutally, facialabuse style
>>674864207
I would call her four eyes and run away
>>674864663
Slap her face with my big dick and throatfuck her, pushing it as far as possible
>>674864207
I would take her to a nice dinner fuck her brains out and never call her again....and if i ever saw her in the streets after i would pretend i never knew here
s/fur
Checking in.
Furry artists are generally terrible people.
Hunger Games thread.
First 36 are in.
Rami Hikari
Marge Krumping
Cutie Patootie
Team WWE
Hitler
honest rate /b/?
7
8/10
Do I look handsome?
>>674865676
boobs
Moar!!!
My girlfriend is currently at a party with her 2 girlfriends. Am i a cuck?
I have told her she cant drink and she never has before at a party.
Would you let your girlfriend go to a party without you /b/? Or am i just a cuck faggot for letting my shy gf sit at a couch at a party watching people freestyle?
Are you like 15?
>>674869128
why would you tell her what to do? like you have any power over her. Yes I would let my gf go to a party because I trust her. If she fucks up ill hear about it the next day and she will be gone the day after that.
>>674869439
foreal.
>>674869439
why would that matter and no i am in college.
>>674869542
you and your gf are both spergs.
asdfasdfagt
>>674866005
Very nice.
>>674866011
Why not wait for him then?
I thought cages are painful, though.
>>674865976
If you're into that kind of thing.
I do, sometimes.
>>674866011
Maybe you should beg and plead with him to save it for you.
LUNACY
LUNACY
LUNACY
LUNACY
Post the most disgusting and/or horrible shit you have from /b/. I'm trying to introduce the Chan to a fragile friend. Preferably no green texts, just pics and vids.
>>674865654
>>674866075
>>674866148
>>674866211
hey can you post catdog4.jpg?
>>674866075
>>674866148
>>674866211
Fucking faggot
![DSC_1032[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6RwbwFD.jpg "DSC_1032[1].jpg")
rate my plant /b/, also stoner thread
It's adorable.
![DSC_1033[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IQbzofu.jpg "DSC_1033[1].jpg")
>>674861961
>>674862149
i have 3 bro
male or female, what do you think?
>>674862149
This, its a pretty cute marijuana
>>674862275
Seems like it's still too soon to tell.
Then again, I only tried growing one time before and the results were mediocre.
Just forced my sister to fuck me and I got it on vid, /b/:
http://flyto.us/wincest
pic related
>>674869964
HOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT YOU ACTUALLY POSTED THIS
>>674869964
ty OP
>>674869964
ring a ding ding baby
>>674869964
OP is not a taffer.
>>674869964
man I wanna blow my load all over that amazing ass. fuck ya
Facebook Feet thread. Post those toes of hoes you knows!
dont you die!
ITT: Celebs you want to fuck
>>674862472
Good choice, anon
>>674862615
Thank you anon.
Ari from Planet of the Apes.
Don't know the name.
Omegle thread anyone?
>>674866859
I love seeing girls shocked at the sight of big cocks.
>>674867141
Alot of them are fake faggot
how to not get banned?
>>674867320
anyone over 12 can tell faggot.. theres so many real girls it hurts.. I love laughing at dudes that cant get action on there. im fat and I get a dozen chicks a night to at leaste stop and look. at lease a few will stop to watch me cum, I normaly skip the first few to find a hotter girl.. u must have a bad dick if u cant pull an audience on there..
>>674866859
when I first saw this, it literally scared the shit out of me. The thumbnail looked exactly like my sis.
YLYL
God tier Metal albums
>God tier
>Metal
choose one mate
>>674866782
/thread
Linkin park- hybrid theory
Sleep-Dopesmoker
Suicide/Feels thread.
I'm here to help anyone /b/. Don't be afraid to speak your mind.
Bumping because I know some of you want to speak your mind.
>>674866773
I OD'd on Benadryl because I was trying to trip balls, I did but I took way too much and was 911'd to the hospital. I may not have been depressed before, but going through all the trouble of talking to family about it and friends certainally lit the torch.
>>674867088
I'll dump my feels greentexts to help keep it alive
>>674867217
is it depression or embarrassment?
Cumdumpsters, come cam and show us your tits followed by sharpie in pooper
>FemanonCams
>.
>com
If you're on a phone install puffin browser to cam
