tfw when /b/ trolls ruined my life telling me 5inches is enough and girls care about the experience more
>be me
>21 year social autist
>but 6'3 and athletic body
>finally summon the confidence to go to a college party
>rule is that a guy must bring a girl
>cutie in ethics class has a really nice smile
>white girl in ugg boots type girl but a little shy, i can tell
>ask if she will go with me to party
>she says yes and actually smiles a little when i ask
>maybe i have potential!
>get cuties number, talk on phone and slowly overcoming autism
>i can tell shes into me. called me cute several times
>we go to party. its cool, im not much of a drinker. we split up and socialize
>after an hour, she finds me
>"cmon anon lets go upstairs"
>holyshit.imgettinglaid.jpg
>nervous but play it cool
>after making out for a while, she gets on her knees and rubs crotch
>boner.mov
>she giggles and laughs playfully as she pulls down my pants
>underwear comes down. my 5 inches is throbbing
>she stares at it for a few seconds and i am about to cum just in anticipation
>"oh. thats it?"
>yeah thats it :(
>"i thought tall guys were supposed to be bigger"
>shrivel up. boner retracts. massive blow to confidence
>we go downstairs, she approaches black guy and takes him to same room
>go home
>next day she says she had fun and we should go again
thanks 4chan for telling me 5 inches was enough
Fake and gay.
>thanks 4chan for telling me 5 inches was enough
Yep.
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
ITT we post girls and anons will tell you what creative things they would do to them
how would you make this never been used girl into a dirty whore?
>>711941425
never seen a dick let alone touched one
>>711941081
I would insert my penis into her vagina.
>>711941425
I would insert my penis into her vagina.
Well, about two months ago I told you faggots I was in line to inherit about 57 million dollars from my uncle who molested me as a kid.
After a good lengthy amount of legal shit and signing papers and waiting for shit, it's official. I am the richest person on /b/.
A lot of you were begging for shit from me last time, but now shit is settled and i may just make some dreams come true right now
First to roll quads gets $35,000
I'll bite
>>711946353
what if quads but no redeem info?
Rolling
rell
New FB/IG fap thread
>>711948645
LETS SEE THIS SLUTS FEET.
Deutschfaden Nachtedition
Fragen
1. Was gesoffen heute?
2. Spinnweben im Raum?
3. Merggl muss weg?
4. Was zockt ihr zur Zeit?
5. Musiktipp (optional)
>>711946316
und natürlich DEUS VULT!
>>711946316
>1. Was gesoffen heute?
ne
>2. Spinnweben im Raum?
gott nein, nur etwas Staub auf den Bücherregalen
>4. Was zockt ihr zur Zeit?
EU4 ab und zu mal am Wochenende
>5. Musiktipp (optional)
das Lachen meiner Göttin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqYJRc0TJkQ
>>711946477
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hB0IL5LaNuY
Reportiere ein.
Trump's clandestine connections to Russia, his divisive rhetoric, and his failure to win the popular vote have disqualified him from the presidency. On December 19th, the Electoral College will elect Hillary Rodham Clinton as our first female president.
Wikileaks and the republican party became a tool of the Russians when they endeavored to get Donald Trump elected. The people calling for Hillary to be in prison should watch themselves, as many are guilty either wittingly or unwittingly of posting Russian propaganda, and therefore engaging in electronic warfare against the people of the United States of America.
Trump won
>>711941182
You are delusional
>>711941046
>t. Person Who Has No Idea Who the Actual Human Beings Are That Make Up The Electoral College
>>711941262
It is called a college, so they are unlikely to be Trump Supporters.
How can I take tabs without being scared of a bad trip? It's all I can think about when I go to take it
Then don't. Give them to me
>>711932761
think positive instead, idiot
Dont keep it plastic dumbass. Half your hit is now on the inside of that bag.
>>711932761
>remove pants
>remove undergarments
>tuck nuts
>????
>profit
Post girls you want tributed
>>711943400
Fuck off with this gay shit.
another s/fur
fluffy butts!
LETS SEE YOUR /B/EARDS FAGGOTS.
I don't have one because Im good-looking and dont have to hide behind a beard to get laid.
Nothing quite as sad as "men" who have to project their masculinity via something as passive as being able to grow a beard because they aren't masculine in any other ways.
>>711939924
then you dont need to reply
>>711939924
>>711940152
samefags
train your lucario well
>>711942239
Just affirm that I look like white trash, and then I'll accept your dislike.
I hate and love comforters because it makes me feel (obviously) comfortable, but sometimes I wake up and know I sweated during the night. I always sleep on my side.
YLYL
>>711938239
Thats a funny picture
>>711938211
White peoples are clearly genetically superior
ONTARIO CANADA THREAD
>>711927973
905 whitby
>>711928004
I'd pour maple syrup on her if you know what I mean.
647 Toronto
Cambridge Ontario
You've been robbed!
Paste what ever you currently have copied
uh oh
http://www.bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2016-11-14/trump-advisers-said-to-recommend-mnuchin-for-treasury-secretary
>>711937761
http://m.motherjones.com/politics/2016/10/richard-spencer-trump-alt-right-white-nationalist
http://dish.allrecipes.com/savory-dinner-waffles/
This is Teddy. Teddy is dead. Teddy is hiding somewhere in your home. Tonight at exactly 3:37 AM, Teddy will remove your eyes with a rusted ice pick, unless you post in this thread.
No
Fuck this shit.
TEDDY PLS NO
ITT: we judge other anons based on their keys.
The last one was fun.
I like where this is going>>711925715
>>711926080
You're vegetarian and let everybody know it.
>>711926080
keys are least interesting part of this picture
>>711925715
faggot/10
Celeb Thread
Director's Cut
>>711941794
I'm A Girl BTW
>>711941828
tits or gtfo
hannington scarico
>literally zero loli threads
/b/ i am disappointed
http://doujin.pomfpomf.moe/info/?id=187
Go to https://howhot.io
Post results
not gonna lie, id fuck the brains out of that little paddy mc grossout
Draw Thread - Hump Day
Draw Thread
>Take or give request
>Interact or roleplay with others
>Threadly reminder that you can always git more gud
>Don't be afraid to try a request yourself
>New Drawfriends are ALWAYS desired
TOOLS:
https://www.systemax.jp/en/sai/ (PaintTool SAI, ¥5400, nearly all drawfags use it)
http://www.clipstudio.net/en (Clip Studio Paint Pro, $49.99, also sorta popular)
https://medibangpaint.com/en/ (MediaBang Paint, Freeware)
https://krita.org/ (Krita, Freeware)
http://firealpaca.com/en (Firealpaca, Freeware)
RESOURCES:
http://drawabox.com/ (Learn to Draw)
http://alexhays.com/loomis/ (Loomis)
If you don't know where to start, start with 'Fun With A Pencil'. Loomis is a meme for a reason.
FIGURES and REFERENCES:
http://www.quickposes.com/pages/random
http://www.artmodeltips.com/poses/
http://www.eggazyoutatsu.net/eng/atarichanDrawer.html
http://www.posemaniacs.com/
http://artprompts.org/ (Art Prompts)
TABLET:
https://www.reddit.com/r/stylus/wiki/index (List of Tablets)
Intuos Draw/Art (formerly Bamboo) is fairly cheap and solid ($64/$79 USD Amazon)
Ask a Drawfriend
Previous Thread:
>>711921174
Requesting Chimera getting anally fucked by Knight
In progress, Anyone wants in here?
>>711939906
Sure throw me in m8.
（ ´_ゝ` ) I love to suck cock.
