I did a huge fucking mistake /b/.. i think im a chronic liar.. so basically i told my friends that hot girl sent me tits but she didnt a now she knows and my friends know too.. she is confronting me.. what should i do
Yeah basically you're fucked. Unless you
>find girl same name
>Photoshop nudes of her
>play it off like a misunderstanding
>>674571265
>chronic liar
Are you sure your self-esteem isn't so low that you're a pathological liar?
say it was on snapchat. erased
Help me find her name.
For research... science !
>>674567854
>For research... science !
go back to 9fag
Can we start a thread of this kind of women
>>674567854
also need that name
Fukkin' bumpin'
Sexy asains thread?
You know what to do /b/ros. Choose anything. Racism/Satan related would be great
whats ur teachers name
>>674569194
diggernicktyron reporting in
update on board anon
Niggerdick is in
tell jojo i wanna fuck her in the ass
>be me
>still need to finish high school
>guy uses me for sex over and over
>he calls me an autistic bitch, but I still love him
what do?
pic related, it's me
>>674571280
Stop fucking him, and get some self worth?
additionally tits with timestamp or get your fucking autistic slut ass out of here.
move on he doesnt give a fuck
also tits
Get some proper pyjama pants
go out with me. I will treat you right, girl.
69 decides my snapchat name
xxxNarutoKevin1996xxx
JewsephShekelstein
FagLordy
>>674569384
_LittleKidLover_
Fb fap thread. Dubs and I'll give these high school sluts facebooks
What would you do to Lauren the blonde whore?
>>674570561
>oh good
>this autism again
because it had been almost 60 seconds since the last socially-awkward sperg posted facebook photos of some girl who neither notices nor cares that he exists
Left or right and why
Post your sports hotties.
Mine Eugenie Bouchard. 10/10
>>674567954
>>674568497
why dose left cyclist have penis?
Here lets play a game /b/. My names Phoenix Wright! Give me a case and I'll fight for your freedom /b/!
fuck you
We need to get rid of the dindus that are fucking everywhere. Help!
>>674569777
Oh fuck trips Alright I'll be your lawyer anon whats the case?
pizza is up your ass and it's not coming out!
wat do phoenix fag?!
Let's just say I am not white.
I am seriously attracted to white girls. The whiter the better. Blonde hair blue eye girls are the best. I just want to facefuck a pretty one while I look into her eyes.
Does any anon whether white or not know this feel? Also post any pretty white girl as long as she has colored eyes and/or hair. At least one or the other.
>>674568185
Everybody has coloured eyes you muppet
You're a self-hating colonized faggot and a disgrace to your ancestors
>>674568317
Black and dark brown eyes aren't colored eyes. I meant green, blue, hazel etc.
>>674568319
Anon please I'm not trying to start shit. Let's just leave it at that.
Don´t reproduce if you want more whites in the future.
Would you fuck a girl who has a dick for $1,000,000?
> girl
> has a dick
are you retarted?
>>674569961
id fuck everything for that amount of money
I'd PAY to fuck a hot girl with a dick
>>674569961
This is the most autistic thing on /b/
/b/ is a joke and you are all faggot Virgins! Here's my girlfriends moms FB do your worst
nypa
Pussy
>>674569536
I just went on her page for you bro. I complimented her on a lovely floral dress she recently wore to a wedding and said how great her smile was. anything else I can do for you?
Haha you basement dwellers have no proof cause you are to scared of woman unlike me
Wallpaper time
mine
I'm going to see Zootopia, anything I should bring with me to the theater?
Lube.
a gun and some bombs
>>674570056
Flesh light
A noose
no loli thread? loli thread
Girls that are 18 but looks under 18.
>>674570605
*insert chris hansen pic*
sauce?
>>674570605
Sauce pls
>>674570605
do you believe in extraterrestrial life, /b/?
Sure but we will never see them
>>674569320
if pizza is real then they are real
>>674569320
Yes, why not? and i think i have been abducted when i was around 8-10 and i had a metal implant on my left arm.just weird
>>674569320
No fuck you we're gods chosen people
need more gore
>>674569742
well why the fuck not?
>>674569840
fake n gay
Favorite New Pornstar...GO!
This freckled bitch!
name?
>>674569173
sauce
>>674568549
That's a flat ass
Ask a guy who ran into a trap at a St. Patrick's Day party last night anything.
>Be me at a dorm party about 2 hours ago
>Doing Jaeger bombs and fireball shots like theres no tomorrow
>Party ends up going across the street to college housing area
>Whole fucking block party going on
>WOOHOO
>Start to feel that need to black out
>Ok ok ok gotta sober up its still kinda early
>Force myself to throw up in the bathroom
>Sit on some random couch
>Then this little cutie sits up next to me
>"Too much to drink?"
>yeah I need to relax if I'm gonna keep going
>Gets on me and starts making out
>Alcohol can't control so I go into it
>Some of my buds are eye brow raising me but whatever I don't care
>Most of the people in the area are fucking drunk anyways
>Last thing I remember was some guy screaming "THIRSTY THURSDAY!!"
>Next thing I know I'm in my dorm room ontop of this girl trying to fuck her
>Proceed to go towards pantsu ready to go full balls deep
>Think I'm grabbing my own cock
>Where the fuck is your vag?
>"Huh?"
>Sliding pantsu and I don't see a vag
>Vison somewhat blurry
>Oh fuck MUST RESIST PASSING OUT
>End up pushing my penor into a wall of flesh
>Giggling
>Thats your vag wall I'm hitting right
>"hehe no silly! hold on"
>Now "it" Grabs me and tries to guide me elsewhere
>Wait so I wasn't grabbing myself...?
>"Get in me I'm dripping anyways"
>WAIT WAIT WAIT A MINUTE
>Beer goggles start to clear up
>HOLY SHIT!!!
>"WHAT!?!? WHATS WRONG BABE????"
>YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE!!!!!
>"What?!??!"
>GET OUT GET THE FUCK OUT NOW!!
>It ends up pulling up her pantsu and runs out my room
>Look at phone 2 hours have passed by
Now I'm here talking to you guys. I'm scared /b/
>>674567510
You're scared cus you made up a shit weak story?
Why would that scare you?
Why didn't you go on with it? What a faggot
>im scared /b/
Lost
Your fag for not banging that trap when you thought she was a woman
