/b/ is a joke and you are all faggot Virgins! Here's my girlfriends moms FB do your worst
nypa
Pussy
>>674569536
I just went on her page for you bro. I complimented her on a lovely floral dress she recently wore to a wedding and said how great her smile was. anything else I can do for you?
Haha you basement dwellers have no proof cause you are to scared of woman unlike me
Wallpaper time
mine
I'm going to see Zootopia, anything I should bring with me to the theater?
Lube.
a gun and some bombs
>>674570056
Flesh light
A noose
no loli thread? loli thread
Girls that are 18 but looks under 18.
>>674570605
*insert chris hansen pic*
sauce?
>>674570605
Sauce pls
>>674570605
do you believe in extraterrestrial life, /b/?
Sure but we will never see them
>>674569320
if pizza is real then they are real
>>674569320
Yes, why not? and i think i have been abducted when i was around 8-10 and i had a metal implant on my left arm.just weird
>>674569320
No fuck you we're gods chosen people
need more gore
>>674569742
well why the fuck not?
>>674569840
fake n gay
Favorite New Pornstar...GO!
This freckled bitch!
name?
>>674569173
sauce
>>674568549
That's a flat ass
Ask a guy who ran into a trap at a St. Patrick's Day party last night anything.
>Be me at a dorm party about 2 hours ago
>Doing Jaeger bombs and fireball shots like theres no tomorrow
>Party ends up going across the street to college housing area
>Whole fucking block party going on
>WOOHOO
>Start to feel that need to black out
>Ok ok ok gotta sober up its still kinda early
>Force myself to throw up in the bathroom
>Sit on some random couch
>Then this little cutie sits up next to me
>"Too much to drink?"
>yeah I need to relax if I'm gonna keep going
>Gets on me and starts making out
>Alcohol can't control so I go into it
>Some of my buds are eye brow raising me but whatever I don't care
>Most of the people in the area are fucking drunk anyways
>Last thing I remember was some guy screaming "THIRSTY THURSDAY!!"
>Next thing I know I'm in my dorm room ontop of this girl trying to fuck her
>Proceed to go towards pantsu ready to go full balls deep
>Think I'm grabbing my own cock
>Where the fuck is your vag?
>"Huh?"
>Sliding pantsu and I don't see a vag
>Vison somewhat blurry
>Oh fuck MUST RESIST PASSING OUT
>End up pushing my penor into a wall of flesh
>Giggling
>Thats your vag wall I'm hitting right
>"hehe no silly! hold on"
>Now "it" Grabs me and tries to guide me elsewhere
>Wait so I wasn't grabbing myself...?
>"Get in me I'm dripping anyways"
>WAIT WAIT WAIT A MINUTE
>Beer goggles start to clear up
>HOLY SHIT!!!
>"WHAT!?!? WHATS WRONG BABE????"
>YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE!!!!!
>"What?!??!"
>GET OUT GET THE FUCK OUT NOW!!
>It ends up pulling up her pantsu and runs out my room
>Look at phone 2 hours have passed by
Now I'm here talking to you guys. I'm scared /b/
>>674567510
You're scared cus you made up a shit weak story?
Why would that scare you?
Why didn't you go on with it? What a faggot
>im scared /b/
Lost
Your fag for not banging that trap when you thought she was a woman
Who's your wrestlefu /b/?
>>674569114
>wrestling
lol, grow up
becky lynch is bae.
Why are girls so slutty? This chick made her post public "accidentally".
>watching porn 24/7
>complaning about slutiness
Choose one asshole
>>674569613
why are you here instead of ripping her pussy apart?
>>674569613
ITT: Gullible idiots.
>>674569613
mudslime virgin detected
How can i fix this?
>>674567187
del sys32
delete system32
buy a mac
dd if=/dev/random of=/dev/sda bs=16M
queen of /b/ thread
>>674568618
who's with me
>>674568694
I still haven't seen any pictures of her ass. Or from the back whatever.
>>674568857
this
Girls you know and you found pics of 4chan .
Nobody ?
cumslut haley
nori c
It's late and I'm lonely. Would anyone here like to keep me company?
post your asshole you faggot
>>674566763
You first.
>>674566448
Post Timestamp /b/ro
>>674566448
You know the rules: TITS or GTFO
Ask a suicidal anon anything.
If you are also depressed, ask me anything harder; im a psychologist.
post tits?
im depressed as shit and i want to know why the fuck you are a faggot
>>674569673
Can you buy me Xbox live gold plz
hi, why is that that almost all psychologist I know have more mental issues than the rest of the population?
Hey /b/ why haven't you joined the Red Ribbon Army yet?
>We have fucking Sythetic Humans or Androids
>We have a large army and we have a castle
>Fucking we have animal soldiers too
>Easy to get ranked up
>Great pay and food
So why haven't you joined?
The fuck is that?
>>674568534
Only the best army in the world anon
>>674568768
>Ohfuck.jpeg
Because you faggots will discuss anything. Who would win in a fight to the death. 100 million fire ants or a 100 trumps?
T R U M P
R
U
M
P
Are the fire ants here illegally?
That's just too many fire ants. Not even 100 trumps could stump that many ants.
>>674569379
equal to 100 000 ants vs 1 trump fagot
ok
I was sent here to get this thread back in order, taste these trips foul fiend!
trips my nignog
czech em
>FUCKING WINDOWS 98
Windows 10 is the best
>>674565166
Oh no who got the balls to post that cheese pizza
what up on a vola doe?
>>674565166
Cheese dubs thread check'd
>>674565166
Checked
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