Lets play a little game /b/
im giving away Overwatch accounts for those who roll trips or post a tit pic with "lukas kale" written on them. First account goes away for dubs to get this thread started. Also dont forget to post your email.
Good morning /b/
>>686270988
Nice dubs
Nice tits
>>686270988
Dubs checked, nice tits checked. Show more
imgsrc.ru is a nice image hosting site
Post pics or vids of girls letting their friends fuck their dude.
>>686269181
You have a weird fetish dude
>>686269629
i think you're lost
>>686269181
Sounds like some reverse cuck shit.
hahaha retard pathetic bitch
96 wins a squirrel
They look fucked up
>>686273968
theyre ded
>>686274051
Oh cool...
rollllin
>>686274051
They slumber.
evens fap
odds don't
hmmmmm
K
>>686270523
roll
Ylyl?
*quack*
Can one derail a derail thread?
Post ITT if you are not a manlet.
5'9" here (without shoes). Feels good man.
5'8 1/2 feels good
6'2" and still growing. (19)
Anything below 6' is a manlet though.
6,1. If you're below 6,0 youre a manlet automaticaly
Never fall for a "one of the guys" trick /b/.
>Meet friends at uni bar one day
>Some chick with them I've never seen before
>Oh hey anon this is "A"
>Greet her
>Immediately starts the whole "I'm one of the guys" schtick, starts calling everyone cunt and dickhead. Trying to start banter
>Kind of weirded out but get used to
>Fast forward
>Best friend tells me the reason she started hanging out with us is because she wants me dick
>Wot
>They drive past my house one night since it's near our University
>They made some weird fucking bet where if she didn't kiss me she has to buy my best mate a beer
>My best mate pressures me into kissing her anyway even though he'll lose the bet
>She's clearly drunk but I haven't gotten action in a while, fuck it
>Sloppy ass kiss
>As soon as she gets home she sends me nudes
>Still weirded the fuck out
>Fast forward
>Start sleeping with her regularly, while she hangs out with me and my friends and keeps doing the whole "one of the guys" shit
>Eventually things go south when we start talking about a relationship like two months after we start sleeping together
>She doesn't want a relationship because she wants to be able to sleep with other guys as well
>I'm no cuck
>Tell her that's fucking retarded
>Argument, followed by hate sex
>In the morning she refuses to drop me at the train station, and she drove me to hers
>Phone dead
>Have to fucking walk an hour to the nearest bus station and bus it
>Get home at 2 in the fucking afternoon
>Message her "I don't want to sleep with you anymore"
>She replies "I have no intention of staying friends with you"
>But she still hangs out with my friends all the time
>All my friends are fucking beta cucks and bow down to her fucking vagina
pt. 1
I'm interested. Please cont.
Bemp
Bumpity
>>686272850
>Everytime I hang out with them she is there, for the first week it was fucking awkward, told my friends to stop inviting her places until we cooled down
>HURRRR ANON YOURE BEING A FUCKING CHILD DONT CHOSE WHO OUR FRIENDS ARE
>Literally the only reason they're even friends with her is because of me
>Just ask them to not invite her if I'm gonna be there
>They just stop fucking inviting me to events instead then for like 2 weeks
>Fucking pissed off
>Call them out on being assholes for just totally cutting me out of our 5 year social circle for a fucking girl they met two or so months ago
>They call me a child
>Say fuck it and just make amends with her
>LITERALLY THE FUCKING NIGHT I DO IT THEY INVITE HER TO OUR FUCKING CARDS NIGHT
>She just fucking ruins the entire night, starts becoming the centre of attention and geing a general hoe, flirting with all my friends
>Isn't even fucking playing Poker
>Tell her to fuck off
>She gets upset and leaves
>Don't give a fuck
>All my friends call me a dickhead
>Call them fuckwits and leave
>Only one of my friends had my back the whole time
>Bitch completely destroyed my social life by turning my friends against me
>Only see my best friend occasionally now and my friend who had my back.
I don't see any of them anymore. They never talk to me and even made a fucking seperate group chat on facebook, though they won't admit it. I've seen it. Girls are truly fucking evil. I've lost my entire social life because of a single cunt in 3 months. Tips for making new friends?
ITT: post you're personal 10/10 chick
>>686274380
YOU'RE PERSONAL YOU RETARD
means you dont have to like it you but i do so fuck off or post some babes
Let's do a soundcloud thread.
I'm in the mood to leave feedback so if you post I'll most definitely give you an honest no bullshit critique. And for what's it worth I'm no random dude making beats in his bedroom, not to say I'm a big deal by any means, but I do work with audio for a living so I have an ear for things like mixing and signal processing.
Bring it!
Here's me:
https://soundcloud.com/zakk-golz
https://soundcloud.com/duelistmusic
i make clips of dubstep when i get bored.
https://soundcloud.com/general-sotheny/elevator-music
Just elevator-tier music. transition between chorus and verse is bad i know.
>>686263281
i'm loving Warning. the drop wasn't too bad either.
>>686263281
Pretty sure the melody is out of key with the vocals in Random Stuffs. Bass sounds good. It could just be SoundCloud's shitty compression but some of your tracks sound like the instruments overpower the drums. I want that sanre to smack me more haha. Cool arrangements although mostly basic dubstep. No desire to make some of those full length tracks eh? The pieces are mostly already there haha
>>686263762
Some ducking compression would give those pianos more life lol
Very stock sounding. Your drums are buried heavily in the mix, they should be more noticeable than the keys. I dig that zany lick that I think first plays at about 0:07. If you want a better sound I'd suggest better instruments or more processing. Reverb and/or delay would be enough to do wonders.
I'm going to give you the best thick/chubby/bbw thread this board has ever seen.
:)
Uk chav thread
Bump
Whoever solves this gets 50$
http://link.dabebook.com/4
also roll
>>686271004
bump
rolly
rolley
>>686271004
rolling out
do you think the word "Nigger" will EVER be socially accepted again one day?
seriously, i'm not trying to act edgy here, but as far as i'm concerned, the only reason why "nigger" is such a bad word is because of the usage of that term during the times of slavery. Thing is: Those times are long gone and theres not a single slave alive anymore. so how could anyone be offended and reminded by something he didn't experience in the first place?
tl;dr: will bad words lose their state of being a bad word one day?
how do you think political correctness will evolve anyway?
>>686268537
Too much pancake, not enough syrup
>>686268537
Stfu nigger
>>686268537
>tl;dr: will bad words lose their state of being a bad word one day?
yes
Age, job, pay, future goal
20
Landscaping/cheap labor
$11
Navy to travel the world sorta then settle down as a cop for comfy life
21
neet
neet
voice actor
man i suck at life
>>686272938
27
/b/ collecting stamps eBay flipping
$50 a week
Get laid, get into stocks
>>686272938
22, Army, ~20k/year. Want to go back to school if I don't deploy.
Pic related. I'm a combat engineer and an armorer. Just guns and explosives all day.
>>686272938
33
Assistant Manager at a Country Club
75k
Own a small home and an offshore fishing boat to make my living from the sea. Fuck working for someone else
where do you get your fapping material, /b/?
>>686268368
Your mom faggot
one of my favorite porn aggregators is teensnow.com
xvideos is way better than like pornhub
any good forums? the primejb forum used to be excellent, but it's been gone for like a year
Hey /b/ i'm looking for an awesome gaming PC but no one online knows what the fuck they are talking about, since all of you probably have fucking lions for computers I though you all would be knowledgeable on good PREBULDS I can buy for the cheap cheap.
>>686269415
prebuilds are for retards. go on r/buildapc and they will make one for you, you just buy the parts and put it together (very easy)
>>686269563
Shhh... dont talk about them
>>686269415
Just fucking snatch stuff off craigslist, wont regret it
You will really never find a good prebuilt that couldn't be built for less. It is really simple to build a PC, and there's a lot of online tutorials if you need them.
Most stores where you can buy pc parts will assemble it for you for a fee, did this for my first time as I was nervous I'd fuck up the CPU. But it's litterally color coded, and nothing fits where it shouldn't it's retard proof.
Dear 4chan,
It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.
We are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no.
Here.
Tonight at 12:00am Pacific Time 4chan will officially come to an end.
"kek u cant do sh*t"
Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.
You're probably all thinking
"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"
There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Moot and Heaven here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things disgusting things from your website.
As of now, you have 3 and a half hours.
The clock is ticking, gentlemen.
We are legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.
- The Leader
(You also did notice that,within minutes ago you couldn't open or post any reply..well,that was our Anonymous squad doing it's job. Now you better be scared)
MOOT
go away newfag
>>686268685
Do it, pussy.
FUCKING NEW YORK IS HELPING CUCK AMERICA
For reference
Bi-Gendered
Cross-Dresser
Drag-King
Drag-Queen
Femme Queen
Female-to-Male
FTM
Gender Bender
Genderqueer
Male-To-Female
MTF
Non-Op
Hijra
Pangender
Transexual/Transsexual
Trans Person
Woman
Man
Butch
Two-Spirit
Trans
Agender
Third Sex
Gender Fluid
Non-Binary Transgender
Androgyne
Gender-Gifted
Gender Bender
Femme
Person of Transgender Experience
Androgynous
There is only:
COCK AND PUSSY
END.
>>686273162
/THREAD
>>686273053
This a really really unfunny joke, right?
Please
>Long ago the nations lived in harmony
>until the gender-benders attacked...
>>686268536
cuz they are so stupid
>>686268536
dunno....
>>686269650
3
if you're lurking bump the thread up
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