Four Words To Ruin A Date.
i must be dreaming
I post on 4chan
This date is ruined.
>>686814376
I'm intellectual, are you?
ITT: We describe our lives with an image
Hey 4Chan, I'm new here
what should I know Before I explore the site?
Leave and never come back
Prepare to see many, many things.
Bait more
>newfag tries to get advice
10/10 celeb thread
>>686815216
this is not my fetish
Pictures you remembered to share on /b/
>>686816692
agreed..
just gonna dump
IT'S TIME !
Doin it
Any other military in here? 12 years service, The Yorkshire Regiment, British Army. Came out on the 10th of March this year. All you not in the military, why the fuck not?
I have a real job
>>686807694
We're educated and we've got at least half a brain.
>>686807830
No you don't, you're a pussy.
>>686807981
I guarantee I have more qualifications than you
>>686807694
i was thrown off the program cus i have ADD. and the Danish army didn't take people with this disability because of some accidents.
count to 5 for nudes of my sister
1
2
>>686809612
3.5
>>686809612
1 2 3 4 5
Black twitter
Only super funny shit
I need a good laugh, just spent 7 hours on simcity 2000.
>>686810667
if you posted "i wish black people took jokes as well as they did bikes, foodstamps, and fried chicken" there would be a literal planet of the apes situation in the twitterverse
>>686811637
No one give a shit, I'm just here to laugh
Girls you know you fap to regurarly
>>686812500
nice sister
>>686812983
Sister?
To her.
Do you like your life?
>>686808981
meh
>>686808981
Only on paydays
So i can finally shoot up
No
Im a neet with no future whatsoever
wincest thread?
I almost did the thing with my sister once
>>686802633
>brother and sister alone
yet who took the picture
OP is an autistic faggot
>>686802633
M O D S
O
D
S
Why are you calling for mods?
ITT: we all live in an apartment together.
>Keeps to myself while working and enjoying my various hobbies because I'm not a faggot memeing redditor.
I'm hungry
>throws the chairs out the window
Someone take out the trash
Andrea
HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA
>>686806255
Diane
>>686806255
Tiffany Thompsen. It's the only answer.
Story time, /b/.
Just found out my long time girlfriend has an inoperable brain tumour and has less than nine months to live.
For six months, now, I've noticed her behaviour is off. She used to be in school, taking nursing classes and had a bright future ahead of her. Next thing I know, she's smoking weed. Shits getting worse and worse by the week--foest weed, then pills, blow, crack. Just trying to have a good time, I guess, before she goes. Stays out late drinking, sleeps through her classes, when she does sleep.
And then I started noticing she'll lose her words. She'll be in the middle of a conversation and all of a sudden she can't get her words out. It's like she physically choked on her words. She bites her tongue alot. She had a seizure once, walking back from the laundromat with me.
She told me last night after sex all about the tumour. I couldn't sleep. She has an appointment with her oncologist tomorrow.
What did I get into? What's going to happen?
>>686800740
You're gonna die alone
Wait it out.
>>686800740
She going to die
And you're going to die without her
>>686801319
She won't do any of the radiation or the chemo. She's killing herself and I love her.
Trips decide what I do with this dead spider.
>Inb4 Not eating it
>Inb4 Not sticking it in pooper
you taste it then, and not eat it
>>686807187
I'll put my tongue on it. But it's like a week old Kek. Might get some virus.
>>686806935
put it in your mouth or foreskin
>>686806935
Why trips? Are you fucking autistic? It's already dead you hambeast. Just fry it with some body spray and a lighter.
Fuck Marry Kill
>>686804479
Kill, fuck, marry
>>686804479
Fuck all 3, then kill, then fuck again.
in that order
fuck 1, marry 2, kill 3
>>686804479
>inb4killallbecuasetheyallgotblacked
Are you mad little console boy?
>>686806874
would be mad if i didnt have a pc
>inb4 countless angry console children
:^)
>>686807067
Yes, you are.
Naw I'm gud
Unexplainabe pictures thread?
I'm okay with that.
>>686808304
>>686808738
>>686808759
If there is a God, he watches all of this.
