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>>767900085
ty anon, pls continue
>>767900231
Who wants to gangbang Maddy?
>>767899777
Any more of bottom right bitch?
>>767899960
I call her throat
Buff Girl Thread
What VPN does /b/ prefer, and why? And how secure does it make you feel?
Defo not PureVPN
>>767895932
And why is that?
>>767896058
Ok, gramps.
incognito mode
>>767896203
But incognito mode only prevents cookies and history on your browser. Your ISP and whoever else can still see what you're up to.
Faces of /b/
>time for another thread
Lets see what yall got, rate each other if you want, i dont care. im a solid 4/10 though, on track to losing weight.
>>767893084
>>767893084
>>767893084
You're my type. <3
>>767893084
>>767894268
and you are 100% my type <3
I don't understand why idiots try to kill themselves by jumping into water. It's not like hitting concrete, which would actually kill you.
Now this retard has to swim to shore and try again another way.
>>767894236
I don't think idiocy comes into play with suicidal thoughts. It's a mental illness. Idiocy is when you buy tickets to go see Metallica in 2018 or doing 40 in the fast lane. I don't think people killing themselves are being idiots. Is being crazy being an idiot? I don't think it is.
>>767894236
are you retarded? hitting the water from that height it's like 100% death
>>767894236
Due to how liquid reacts to extreme force, water will exert the same resistive force on a person as concrete if their velocity is high enough.
>>767894236
>>767894236
fucking this. Like anyone knows from ANY video game played that jumping into water softens any height. Retards must not play enough vidya
>>767894236
your fucking retarted
So a 16 year old might have the hots for me at work
The first time I met her I thought she was 18/19
I’m 23 post grad working customer service as my day job and she was following me around all day trying to help me out, when there where coworkers near us that obviously needed more help. She just kept following me and trying to be next to me.
8/10 qt3.14
What would you do /b/?
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>>767895417
Learn how to greentext first of all.
Second how about consider what would happen if you dated/fucked said 16 year old. 2 years worth of risk that you could be put into jail if she isn't emotionally stable for a single day.
>>767896556
In Australia, age of consent is 16.... no op.
Go for it OP, you only live once.
Savagely fuck her as much as you can.
Eat her ass.
Creampie her.
But be good to her.
Do it, you'll regret it for years if you don't.
>>767896694
Mate you might want to check on the specifics of that. The age of consent being 16 is really meant so 16 year olds can fuck each other, you'd still be fucking a minor and risking being done for rape if she ever decided to accuse you.
Be receptive, but treat her like a little sister so she will keep trying to win your approval.
Don't be too receptive or she could lose interest.
Let her think you're the cool relaxed older boy, then invite her out.
Go do something cool or fun let her bond with you...
Then bury your sword deep in her butthole.
New plain/ugly girl thread. Who would you fuck, WWYD?
Wwyd? Don't hold back
Dick Sucking Lips Thread
Would you let Kay wrap her thick lips around your cock?
Or would you rather have Anna's DSLs suck you off?
>>767893075
kay. now post nudes
>>767893432
Wish I had nudes for you. Maybe one day.
Would you like that red lipstick on your cock?
more fappable pics of kay
You can have these two girls to play with, but you'll be required to use both of them. What would you do?
Their names are Khloe (l) and Maggie (r).
>>767894020
I'd use both of them, obviously
Are you a queer or something, anon?
Lol saw this posted in a bubble thread
The hot chick can sit on my face while the one on the left goes and makes me a sandwich.
>>767894348
You're right ;)
>>767894020
I'll pass. Just wanna get drunk on the beach.
I’ve been trying to fuck this girl for a year. Any tips? (Pic related)
>>767895158
rape
Why?
>>767895158
Become a nigger.
Why are you trying to fuck post malobe's inbred sister?
>>767895158
If you're close enough to take a picture with her but not fucking yet, you just might be in the friend zone. May be get her drunk or convince her to try X.
what's her name, /b/?
sabrina :(
jill
Amanda
>>767893174
bob
Your mom
Favorite racial slur?
Moon cricket for sure.
>>767898002
tar baby
>>767898002
What is a moon cricket?
>>767898002
"cracker," because it makes me remember the good old days
>>767898002
Dirt squirrel
>>767898002
>Kink
Chink + Kike
I think my cousin is an escort, i've always wanted to fuck her but now that feeling is at an all time high
how do i bring it up so that i might still have a chance? her in pic related
>>767892635
"Hey cuz, do you fuck food money? How much you do you charge?"
>>767892635
Gawd she’s fugly and fat
>>767892635
Look at her OP, she's a goddess who goes to tropical locations, you are a tard posting on /b/. She's she's a whore you certainly wont come close to affording her. I know prostitutes, and that is a $500 an hour girl if I ever saw one. At the minimum.
jesus christ moar
>>767893819
alright
>>767897686
Let's see those udders
>>767897821
>>767898245
Keep it going
>>767898245
Looks like a great titty fuck
>>767898245
How dare you mother fuckers try to break my nofap!
SHOW MORE FAM!
>>767898431
bitch looks like a fucking cow, only good for breeding and milking
what do you guys think of this? its a mask from the onondaga in central new york. theres some weird traditions where you have to like keep a mask and feed it and keep it hidden to get rid of curses. just thought you might find it interesting.
>>767892565
how do you feed a mask?
this interesting to me.
>>767892565
Id feed it my cock and leave it with that stupid smug grin of satisfaction
>>767892697
>Return
you're supposed to like offer them food, i've never done it before but from what i understand you're supposed to offer them food and tobacco and keep them hidden from people.
>>767892565
This is unironically the best thread on /b/ right now but of course every fucking faggot on this board ignores it in favour of dwelling on the repulsive mud that is trap threads and related shite.
>>767892981
Makes sense considering most of the native cultures that use tobacco see it as a way of directing and redirecting energies. Do you know what do the masks represent anon?
Reminder that "the friendzone" is simply stage one to being an incel. You blame others on you being physically, psychologically, and socially unattractive.
Have fun blaming others while you grow old all alone.
>>767896839
>psychoLOGically
>>767896839
i dont have any friends and i dont want any friends whats that zone called
>>767896839
I could put in the wrench time and make myself more appealing to the opposite sex, but sex robots are right around the corner...and I'll have the money for one cause I'm not paying for a live in blow job machine currently.
>>767897108
Autism Zone.
Do you know why no one wants to fuck you?
Want her? Will post SC and Kik if trips and nudes on dubs
Why not roll?
>>767895727
Roll
>>767895727
rolling
>>767895727
brolin
>>767896400
That was fast
Trib thread. Bonus for petite
Bump
tribute for Amanda please?
Isn't she a cute one?
No, she looks like a potato.
>>767895883
Yeah she is any newds perchance?
>>767895994
A cute little potato.
>>767896074
Sure...post a picture of her spreading her ass
>>767896179
She's an athlete, anon, not some random slut.
