Archived threads in /b/ - Random - 255 page
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Can a niggy get some mf sauce
>>768019870
bump
>>768019870
We did this thread already. >>>/r/ you dumb bot fag.
>>768020178
Then what's the fucking sauce because you didn't link the thread you dumb nigger
>>768020178
Thanks anon
SAGE
>>768020270
Disregard, am retarded
France
Why do I get mad when I know girls done slutty things like gangbangs and such? I have sex and want to be apart of an all girl gangbang but hate of the thought girls are with multiple guys at once? Is it just me?
i feel that bro
>>768020780
Is it jealousy you think?
>>768020928
Could be because of how easy it is for girls to get sex, it’s just unfair, but I never get mad at the guy who does that... not OP by the way
>>768020928
no, i think its just disgusting
>>768020972
OP here
I know! I feel like it's easy mode for them I get more mad thinking that every girl went through a slut phase. Fuck I don't why I'm like this!
Hey /b/ ros can you help me get our page rating up, some cunt left us a bad review and we’re trying to get back to 5 stars. We’re the best tattoo shop anywhere but because some fucking bitch couldn’t handle being rescheduled we got lowered. Just need some 5 star reviews to help boost it.
link or FORGET IT
People on /b/ are just gonna write bad ones to be edgy
>>768019842
do i get free tattoo?
also not so smart to post this here
so or you are a troll who wanna fuck with these people
or you are actually braindead
>>768019984
Were really good though.
>>768020021
If we weren’t deserving of the good reviews I wouldn’t ask.
Anyone have experience with fucking BBW's? It's my biggest fetish and I always wanted to fuck a lot of fat chicks.
I've only been with skinny/normal girls but when I go outside I see so many fat girls I'd fuck in an instant.
How easy are fat chicks? How do you get to hook up with them fast? I'm not interested in a relationships, just (easy) sex or friends with benefits. Tips on older BBW's are also appreciated
Also post your favourite BBW porn stars. Mine are:
>Cotton Candi
>Lexxi
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>768022293
No, noone does because gross lardass ≠ beautiful.
Yo.
Im currently in a relationship with a bit of a bigger girl and all I can say is that they may not be as easy at the beggining but they are horny as all shit. Talked to her yesterday as I had some personal body issues and she said that when I take my top off her "vagina trembels" Gonna wait till OP replies to post more
>>768022515
Is your girl just chubby or fat? How old are you two?
And how did you meet?
Also posting some BBW stuff while I'm at it.
>>768022791
Well lets just say she isn't all bone, has a bit of a tummy and doesn't do much. We met cause another friend invited me to her party at her house, where she bagsied me from her friends.
I'm 20 and she is 22, we've been together for 4 months now and she is the horniest girl i've been with. Anything else you would wanna know??
biggest whore you ever fucked? pic related have tons of stories and more of her
>>768016010
Why should I share with a faggot like you. Go get me some fucking nachos and a orange soda.
Dump all of her
Office slut
>>768017598
Nude?
>>768016010
Is her name Stephanie B? Cause if so I’d like to hear stories and more pics please
waifu thread
jamashinaide!
>>768021349
I think your waifu has downs.
>>768021400
Its rough having to live in a post war environment.
Daily reminder that tipping is an abomination.
>>768022181
>>768022181
Thanks for being American as fuck and using your freedoms to deny this person a tip.....
People who don't tip because they find it beneath them perpetuate the need for tips and actually reinforce the need for them. Selfish and ironic all at once. If you plan to be that way tell your server so they know to not give you service deserving of one.
yeah if you're poor
>>768022181
Don't eat at a resteraunt then faggot. I think the $1.99 buffet is more appropriate for your type of people. You can serve yourself all the chicken fingers your crusty white trash hands can handle.
People live off of this tips! You are a self ass home who should rot in Hell!
If you can’t afford to tip you can’t afford to eat out either! Take your broke ass to the soup kitchen!
Also, restaurants should start paying their servers a livable wage not based on tips which goes back to slavery in America. Freed slaves needed jobs so restaurant workers hired them and didn’t pay them letting them live off of tips. Before that tipping went back to European feudalism basically another form of slavery.
hey folks little loli here just wanted to say i'mtrying rly hard to clean this house
this house is a fucking mess right now
god damn
clean it while bent over the whole time
>>768021597
well that's what I'm for <3 <3 <3
yeah cleaning a house full of /b/tards would be pretty awful
>>768021445
Thanks for everything you've done so far. I'd get you a Capri sun if I could.
>>768022831
Capri Sun's are bad for kids
does anyone know the name of this LS model
All those girls are fake. Faces pasted on older, petite, legal girls. One I saw that a clit piercing, blurred out just enough so people wouldn't notice it
>>768019137
Nope sorry anon. You know the name of the tall brunette from issue 3? She later did Sweet Dolls...
A few of the models had visible intact hymens
>>768019532
Nah, even if true, which I doubt, it's still awesome.
>>768019532
These are so fucking gross, just grotesque.
dubs for pussy pic
trips for her fb
>>768023689
40yo catgoddes
dub
>>768023689
frick you
>>768023755
Checked
>>768023755
Girls lifting up their shirts
In public or in private
>2018
>Still doesn't own a gaming PC
Explain yourselves poor fags and console peasants. ;)
Pic related is my new 1050, yes you heard right a GTX MOTHERFUCKING 1050 I just bought for my gaming rig, let me dumb it down for you dumb console retards.
This is a GTX 1050ti, it's a top of the range graphics card (about 100x more powerful than your shitty xbox graphics cards)
Soon I am going SLI this card with a 1070ti and overclock them both to get about 20GB VRAM.
Check out
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>768020700
That's over priced fag
>>768020700
>Top of the line
mfw no Red Rocket GPU
I have the GTX1060, it's worth paying the extra if you can. Also get an SSD in there.
Agree that consoles are for the retarded.
>>768020700
>calls me a fag for not playing vidya
Sorry I'm busy getting laid
>>768020700
>topoftheline
>ti
choose one
New celeb thread!
Jew queens
>>768022233
Those digits
ITT we talk about our regrets.
>>768021674
I'll start
>I regret letting high school pussy slip through my fingers
>I regret smoking weed because I don't want to stop
>I regret buying my car
>I regret not staying active and not going to the gym
>I regret the last girl I was with
>I shouldve fucked high school legal pussy
watching the new avengers movie
>>768021674
I regret pretty much everything I've done since I was about 15.
>>768021674
I first met my wife when she was 17 but only fucked her 7 years later. I regret waiting that long.
So, why don't you study personal finance and investing /b/ros? Do you really want to die poor? Do you want to be dependant on the government or your family just for survival one day?
Done and done. I've been FI for a while now
I saw this anon in another thread and it inspired me to get into real estate. My house apprases at just under 300k and i recently paid it off. I am downgrading and using about 100k for down payments on rental houses.
My friend is a contractor and said we will work out a deal for repairs. I pretty much habe to do nothibg bit come up with creative ideas for cheap and unwanted properties.
I hope you anons descide to do the same. I am very excited. And if i fail miserably then well, i have a slightly less nicer house. Oh well. Time to try something else. I refuse to...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>768016121
Nice work anon! Any fun stories or advice for us noobs?
How did you do it?
Because of my low iq
Hey /b/, would you let me unload my rancid smokers cum in your mouth?
gross
Whats wrong with your balls?
>>768017210
die faggot
>>768017210
Only if you spot me a fag, fag.
>>768017577
I don't know, you tell me?>>768017891
Deal.
Slampig thread
>>768014885
moar!
>>768015398
lets see the fattie naked.
>>768017170
nothing naked, but this is the closest I've got
https://youtu.be/657rUVgyA98
German gf left me for a refugee she met during volunteering work at a camp in Stuttgart . What do to get her back
>>768019573
Nichts Bruder. Lass sie gehen
>>768019573
>German gf left me for a refugee she met during volunteering work at a camp in Stuttgart . What do to get her back
Forget about her. Go join a cause to uncuck Europe.
>>768019573
This bitch again?
Keep posting her!
She's 28yo very nice person helps everyone and I wanted to marry her
>>768019890
she is fat.
I work for the nyc department of corrections ask me a question I'm bored
Wanna come over and watch TV?
How many nigg noggs have you shot?
>>768020447
Na I'm good fam
>>768020362
what is the lamest crime you busted anyone of ?
>>768020516
We don't carry guns in the housing areas only when we go outside to take an inmate to another jail or hospital
