C list celebrity here. Trips and I reveal myself with a timestamp. Until then, ask me anything.
Hint: I'm not Andy Dick
c list hey? so a regular on the comedy central roasts?
man or woman?
Andy Milonakis, fuck you.
>>710566865
>not Andy Dick
implying
Trips names my new kitten
Korgath Skullcrusher: The Doombringer
SHITCUNT CAT
>>710563445
Tits with timestamp or get the fuck out
kitty mckittenclaws
Creepers
4 Days gentlemen. trips decides the outcome of the next U.S.A election.
>>710558713
Trump bump
Trump
Trump it is
Share 'em
I'm a nigger.
After 9th grade i chose to go to highschool + car mechanic rather than high school. And i really hate that i chose car mechanic not anything else. Now next year im going to college, i think i have 2 choice of what i would like to study. One of it i would probably like more, but would it would be harder to make money on the job, other thing would bring more money but i feel like i wouldn't be as happy on working on it. And i'm really scared i will make the wrong choice and regret it even more, i don't know if i can waste my time to finish both of them.
About 6-7 months ago i met a girl online. Lives in another country but not too far away, few hour drive. I fell in love with her, she was the only person i could open up to and i don't feel like i will ever find another, it's really hard to find people like that for me. The way she talked to me and all the stuff she told me made me feel like that she feels the same way. She told me that i'm the only person she can talk to. She broke up with her two and half year boyfriend 3 months ago and i was the one that helped through all of that, the boyfriend didn't want to let go and terrorized her for like 2 months after. And last month i told her i have really strong feelings for her and i want to make it more serious or atleast not be with other people untill we meet irl and decide ( I wanted to go to see her around the same time, we talked about it for months, but when the time came she told me there was nothing to do there ). But then she told me that from all of the shit from the ex boyfriend she can't have the commitment. Now im like 95% sure she already is with a guy. After that i really broke, i blocked out all the emotions and now i don't feel anything else but anger while gaming.
I've had these really annoying/massive headaches since the spring, going to see a neurolog in few months. I'm really hoping that i will get bad news so i wouldn't have to deal with the future.
>>710546994
when i was 16 and my sister was 14, one night i molested her. really for some reason i was giving her a massage and she was cool with that, and i just let me hands roam. ended up fingering her. she didnt stop me, and was wet for sure. but i dont think she liked it. i've imagined fucking her ever since, but im married and she lives in another state now.
I send cock pics to girls I know on an alternate snapchat account. Unsurprisingly I've never got nudes from them. I have got nudes from randoms I've done that to, though.
>>710547295
Forget education (apparently that advice seems redundant at this point). Try becoming a blogger. There's good money in it if you get a following.
Your style of writing is unique and refreshing. It reminded me of the time I told my 3 year old not to eat her poo and she explained to me that she was just putting it back in in such an honestly innocent way it was almost acceptable.
>Waits for fags
Oh Nibi, you and your "secret" fat lust.
Nice cross-link, Martin.
color wars cont, old one 404'd
autists to commies
autism buries commies
Commies take white spaces
>>710562014
Treefuckers kill sandnigs
lets go
Draw Thread
>Take or give request
>Interact or roleplay with others
>Threadly reminder that you can always git more gud
>Don't be afraid to try a request yourself
>New Drawfriends are ALWAYS desired
TOOLS:
https://www.systemax.jp/en/sai/ (PaintTool SAI, ¥5400, nearly all drawfags use it)
https://medibangpaint.com/en/ (MediaBang Paint, Freeware)
https://krita.org/ (Krita, Freeware)
http://firealpaca.com/en (Firealpaca, Freeware)
RESOURCES:
http://drawabox.com/ (Learn to Draw)
http://alexhays.com/loomis/ (Loomis)
If you don't know where to start, start with 'Fun With A Pencil'. Loomis is a meme for a reason.
FIGURES and REFERENCES:
http://www.quickposes.com/pages/random
http://www.artmodeltips.com/poses/
http://www.eggazyoutatsu.net/eng/atarichanDrawer.html
http://www.posemaniacs.com/
http://artprompts.org/ (Art Prompts)
TABLET:
https://www.reddit.com/r/stylus/wiki/index (List of Tablets)
Intuos Draw/Art (formerly Bamboo) is fairly cheap and solid ($64/$79 USD Amazon)
Ask a Drawfriend
Requesting [avatar] as a heavily drinking viking.
Don't forget the very very large axe.
>>710553933
Requesting bayonetta giving a volleyball an axe kick.
drawing real slow rn, ere you go
>>710553966
i need a stalker in my life
>>710553974
>this
and vapeur is...?
>>710554001
>no lewds
b-but
sidenote; reposting this with minor changes
also takin requestos
Uh well I'll request drawings of this monster I drew
Anyone have a request?
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>710544958
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>No one is going to take you seriously if you don't post your waifu
>Naps are a GOOD idea
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Refrain from being lewd
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>Lazy fucks edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwoWVfeResw
FUNK AS DRUCK. WHO WITH ME?!
thanks for baking shiro
now i can finally go to sleep
night thread
>>710558815
No, I only stayed inside BT2-3 because it's fucking childhood right there. On my dark room, with my brother, 1v1'ing him.
カラミチーマス
YLYL thread
Pics you shouldn't share, continued.
>>710559021
>>710559298
Those tits are great.
You have the power to free one prisoner on Earth, who do you pick?
maybe anders
>>710549521
Hillary
Can we get John Wayne gacy back to life? I Will set him free
Chelsea manning
s/fur
HE LLEGADO.
>>710561180
Familiar>>710549695
Canada, Ontario thread
Lets get this going
613 Ottawa here.
>>710536418
905 whitby
>>710536418
416 here
Kenora, Northwestern Ontario reporting in
Your last 2 digits is your chance of having a GF in the next year.
Rolling..
>>710557321
is double zero 0 or 100?
CHECKEM
>>710557321
hmm
Black men cucking me is the only thing that turns me on now. Interracial Cuckold thread
kys
league r34 thread
bump
Dont split up, go to
>>710551996
Streaming Ash vs Evil Dead and Braveheart on 2 different channels
Join us for movie night at http://drunkdrivein.com/#3
Join us anon we just started
LETS GO SPACE MONKEY CMON
Bump
The fact that this hypocritical dick is a presidential candidate is disgusting.
>>710552353
Same with shillary. Go fuck yourself
>>710552353
maybe run for prez and stop flooding the board with this?
>inb4 ctr bot
>>710552353
W-welcome to cooking with Alice!
Tonight, I'll b-be making t-the thing /b/ most wants from a w-woman!
>>710558458
Hey Alice, are you going to be making a waifu?
make a sandwich bitch
Hey Alice, can you please be my girlfriend even just for 1 second so my life can be just a tad less pathetic and not be a virgin?
