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I'm a nigger.
After 9th grade i chose to go to highschool + car mechanic rather than high school. And i really hate that i chose car mechanic not anything else. Now next year im going to college, i think i have 2 choice of what i would like to study. One of it i would probably like more, but would it would be harder to make money on the job, other thing would bring more money but i feel like i wouldn't be as happy on working on it. And i'm really scared i will make the wrong choice and regret it even more, i don't know if i can waste my time to finish both of them.
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>>710546994
when i was 16 and my sister was 14, one night i molested her. really for some reason i was giving her a massage and she was cool with that, and i just let me hands roam. ended up fingering her. she didnt stop me, and was wet for sure. but i dont think she liked it. i've imagined fucking her ever since, but im married and she lives in another state now.
I send cock pics to girls I know on an alternate snapchat account. Unsurprisingly I've never got nudes from them. I have got nudes from randoms I've done that to, though.
>>710547295
Forget education (apparently that advice seems redundant at this point). Try becoming a blogger. There's good money in it if you get a following.
Your style of writing is unique and refreshing. It reminded me of the time I told my 3 year old not to eat her poo and she explained to me that she was just putting it back in in such an honestly innocent way it was almost acceptable.
>>710547774
>she didnt stop me
>i dont think she liked it.
>Waits for fags
Oh Nibi, you and your "secret" fat lust.
Nice cross-link, Martin.
color wars cont, old one 404'd
autists to commies
autism buries commies
Commies take white spaces
>>710562014
Treefuckers kill sandnigs
lets go
Russia strikes first. Begins momentum against Autists. блать суки
Draw Thread
>Take or give request
>Interact or roleplay with others
>Threadly reminder that you can always git more gud
>Don't be afraid to try a request yourself
>New Drawfriends are ALWAYS desired
TOOLS:
https://www.systemax.jp/en/sai/ (PaintTool SAI, ¥5400, nearly all drawfags use it)
https://medibangpaint.com/en/ (MediaBang Paint, Freeware)
https://krita.org/ (Krita, Freeware)
http://firealpaca.com/en
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Requesting [avatar] as a heavily drinking viking.
Don't forget the very very large axe.
>>710553933
Requesting bayonetta giving a volleyball an axe kick.
drawing real slow rn, ere you go
>>710553966
i need a stalker in my life
>>710553974
>this
and vapeur is...?
>>710554001
>no lewds
b-but
sidenote; reposting this with minor changes
also takin requestos
Uh well I'll request drawings of this monster I drew
Anyone have a request?
>>710556523
I'll be that stalker!
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>710544958
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>No one is going to take you seriously if you don't post your waifu
>Naps
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>>710560192
FUNK AS DRUCK. WHO WITH ME?!
thanks for baking shiro
now i can finally go to sleep
night thread
>>710558815
No, I only stayed inside BT2-3 because it's fucking childhood right there. On my dark room, with my brother, 1v1'ing him.
カラミチーマス
Time for some vidya. Good luck to the anons asking for advice. I'm always around.
YLYL thread
>>710553085
Pics you shouldn't share, continued.
>>710559021
>>710559298
Those tits are great.
You have the power to free one prisoner on Earth, who do you pick?
maybe anders
>>710549521
Hillary
Can we get John Wayne gacy back to life? I Will set him free
Chelsea manning
Edward Snowden
s/fur
HE LLEGADO.
>>710561180
Familiar>>710549695
Canada, Ontario thread
Lets get this going
613 Ottawa here.
>>710536418
905 whitby
>>710536418
416 here
Kenora, Northwestern Ontario reporting in
Your last 2 digits is your chance of having a GF in the next year.
Rolling..
>>710557321
is double zero 0 or 100?
CHECKEM
>>710557321
hmm
oo la la
Black men cucking me is the only thing that turns me on now. Interracial Cuckold thread
kys
league r34 thread
bump
Dont split up, go to
>>710551996
>>>/aco/965220
bump this bois
Streaming Ash vs Evil Dead and Braveheart on 2 different channels
Join us for movie night at http://drunkdrivein.com/#3
Join us anon we just started
LETS GO SPACE MONKEY CMON
Bump
http://drunkdrivein/#1 for Braveheart
The fact that this hypocritical dick is a presidential candidate is disgusting.
>>710552353
Same with shillary. Go fuck yourself
>>710552353
maybe run for prez and stop flooding the board with this?
>inb4 ctr bot
>>710552353
>>710552353
Agreed. At least he's still gonna lose.
W-welcome to cooking with Alice!
Tonight, I'll b-be making t-the thing /b/ most wants from a w-woman!
>>710558458
Hey Alice, are you going to be making a waifu?
make a sandwich bitch
Hey Alice, can you please be my girlfriend even just for 1 second so my life can be just a tad less pathetic and not be a virgin?
>>710558458
your virginity?
Faces of /b/ and rates, continued.
chads of /b/
>>710555868
timestamp
>>710555868
ultrafag/10
YLYL thread
>>710542019
didn't know it was you fap you lose..
Let's play a game, /b/.
1. Roll.
2. Go to Google image search.
3. Search for your last name + "porn" + your last two digits (eg. "Clinton porn 18").
The first image of a person (female or male) is the person you must have sex with every day for the rest of your life. Post results. Good luck
>>710551786
roll
Rollin
roll
roll
>>710552016
Not bad, Opie. I like this game.
Trips for nudes
just show us the nudes god damnit
>>710551533
post biatch
>>710551533
How about no.
god she looks retarded
rollllllllllllllllll
