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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Hey /b/, could you watch this glass of chocolate milk for me? I'll be right back.
Sorry OP, that bottle wasn't milk.
All your milk are belong to us
I'll just remind anyone contributing that you must be severely detached from normal people to find it entertaining in any form
>>674615046
chocolate milk best milk
>>674615046
oh shit
YLYL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzC f_pY2-_k
>>674614481
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9BzA_0TLBs
need new loli bread
self bump
bumpin
What's the one piece of advice you wish your father would've told you when you were young?
Don't listen to me
>>674615282
jump off a bridge
No ones your friend. Every one wants a bigger piece of the cake.
Be a simple man
>>674615451
this.
Milf thread
>>674614843
Who is this amazing woman
On veut la suite de la salope au beau cul !
>>674614584
Tout à fait.
Chu dans marde
Quelqu'un a essayé de lui parler sur fb?
Okay /b/, after 25 years of being a kiss-less virgin I think I want to just try to date a man, I have given up on trying to get a girlfriend.
How do I hook up with a guy???
>>674615808
im being dead serious btw
If you arent ugly its easy to hook up with a guy.
>>674616038
I am pretty ugly
>>674615808
Have you thought about priesthood?
>>674616116
Pics? unless your not comfortable with it.
>listening to the radio this morning
>they were reporting on the assult of Jared Fogle in prison
>they all laugh and say he deserved it
why, in this day and age, are pedophiles treated like second class citizens? Pedophiles did not choose to be attracted to children, that was just how they were born. it feels like we are still living in the dark ages
>>674614548
Does that little girl look like she is enjoying being raped? That's why pedophiles deserve death
Are you fukin retarded?
>>674615185
Tisk tisk tisk, send him to psychology. And most pedos dont act on their feelings stupid
>>674615335
homos and transgender faggots get equality. why not pedos?
>>674614548
this is why so few children that are kidnapped and raped are also killed
it is literally just as bad to kill a kid as to rape one
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just a jew
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choose to
mostly unbeknownst to the good guy christians
Fill up my bait folder /b/
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Celeb nude thread
Fucking cow
>>674613201
Moar of her i get my dick diamondz when i think fucking that plastic ass
Marie Vinck, Belgian actrice
Marie Vinck
First three words that come to mind.
abso lut ely
This post again?
Ew please no
>>674612824
Fatty fat fatty
>>674612824
Same shit again?
Whats his name again?
The Choker
The Comedian
Heat Legend
>>674614031
Jack Nicholson
Heath Ledger
I been drinking 2 days non stop.whatis wrong with me? Red spots that itch
>inb4 aids
Cancer
>>674614166
drinking alcohol or water?
>>674614166
Drink some coffee, your liver is trying to escape
>>674614379
Alcohol
>>674614507
okay then maybe that's the fucking problem you dumb twat
Feet with ass thread
>>674612732
Kek
all i got from my personal folder
>>674613923
More of her?
s/fur
Face it /b/, women want bigger dicks. They just won't admit it in public or to you if you're average. If they did, they'd be called sluts, whores, bitches, and worse. And if they did say it to their average boyfriend, they'd be seen as shallow and judgemental, or crushing on the male's ego. There's a lot of competing pressure on women. Just because they say size doesn't matter, doesn't mean that they think like that in private.
Girls want big 8"+ dicks. They're just better.
>>674613566
>implying im trying to satisfy a woman during sex
you get what you get and you'll deal with it
not shopped at all
>>674613566
Whats your malfunction???
is 7,4" acceptable?
my dick is nearly 9" but has a lot of girth..
Is this big enough for your vagina? what about your butthole?
Fingol here ama
>>674613515
Säälotön itse bumppaus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDcYAXqZnpo
>>674613699
Joo?
>>674613806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ag8zlIOagwI
>>674613871
Kekd, that dude is persuaded by his hallucinations or just an obvious b8'er
MY 9TH ANNUAL 4CHAN GAMES HAVE COMMENCED. EVERY DISTRICT MUST TRIBUTE 24 TRIBUTES TO FIGHT TO THE DEATH. PUT YOUR TRIBUTE DOWN BELOW
Notice:
I will not be showing the days where it just shows who died, I find that a waste of time personally.
I will not die, I will be here until the end (unless some bullshittery happens like my internet/power goes out)
I may moddify names to make it funny (ex: instead of cool cat I would put cool cunt) or so it would fit the character limit
(ex instead of Captain Mexico of Disctrict 12 I would put Captain Mexico of D. 12)
Past Winners:
1st Annual: Johnny
2nd Annual: Bill Gates (he's a feg because he killed Adolf)
3rd Annual: Saiyan Hank Hill
4th Annual: Starco
5th Annual (favorite one so far): Dragon Lord
6th Annual: Pot of Greed
7th Annual: Garry Mother Fucking Oak
8th Annual (funniest one so far): Sir Keksalot
Favorite Tributes (tributes I've loved so far, and yes are stil acceptable):
IHE, Durr Plant, Adolf Hitler, Moon Man, Indian Cop, 20 Good Men, Muslim Population, /pol/ (he committed seppuku last time)
Banned Tributes (tributes I'm just going to skip over):
Chloe Price, any past winner (gonna do something special with them later)
Buzz fagyear
Nobody
Green trtle
Pikachu
Cate
creepshots
>>674613363
jesus christ damnnn
Bump
>>674613363
Oc boiz my big sis
>>674613363
You from New York OP?
>>674613363
looks like a screenshot from a video
webm when
