any local brits wanna fuck my chubby gf?
we're in essex btw
>>674617010
Cuck
Nice tits
she's up for pretty much anything. she loves it rough ad she does anal
Best of 4Chan?
bumping for interest
>>674615810
boimp
Waifu Claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>fuck captcha
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Ruby claimed. Cute and deadly
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
Allah claimed
On repeat. Like a broken CD.
Ayy
How is everyone?
>claimed
No incest stories??
Lets change that!
We are no pervs,.
here one storie I saved form a /r/ thread, part 1
>>674618029
>>674618479
Samefag
>>674619273
Not sure if troll,. Cant see shit! But thanks
Trips decides what sentence/word/phrase we all google until it hits the top of the google search suggestions and trends
Who is fone?
>thinks this is how Google works
Zozzle
>>674616458
Ill bite
"Final Boss of the Internet"
Erik Duncan nudes
It's time
>>674617378
Blue Banana standing by!
Red robin standing by
>>674617378
Red Rocket standing by!
Red meat, standing by
Color Splash girls thread.
>inb4 mario bullshit
Dumping what I've got, it's not much.
need a new wallpaper for my phone /b/ros help a faggot out.
Stumbled upon the number of a pedophile that lives here in Manchester.
44 7478 399398
Fuck this beta fag.
>>674616736
Are you are of what you've done?
If you're telling the truth, and /b/ starts calling him out on it, he will have the time to delete all the CP on his computer. Now he can't get arrested because there is no evidence, and it will be all your fault.
You should report him to the police, not post his number here. We don't even know if he's not just a guy you don't like and wanted to slander him.
Why is everyone scared of such a small country
>>674616943
Jin Ling
>>674616943
Russia big.
>>674616943
they have a fuck tonne of nukes and a leader that isn't afraid to use them
kinda funny how small nations are like that
>>674616943
zozzle
SECRETS THREAD
>>674616891
I catfish random lonely guys, get them to agree to meet in the middle of nowhere and murder them.
I would suck dick for dubs tbqh
>>674617030
here you go
I'm secretly a faggot
MORE FEMINIST ABSUDRITY
Old thread just died.
Hey, /b/.
I know that most of you will ignore my post and go back to your trap/porn webm threads, but I guess it's worth a shot.
Basically I've hit rock bottom. I met this girl a couple of months ago and we've been friends ever since. I have a lot of fun talking to her, she's very kind and I feel like she actually tries to understand what I talk about.
Now here's the very anticipated part of the story.
During the first month she used to tell me how nobody loves her and that she sometimes doesn't feel very happy about that.
Also she kept hinting at me about something I have yet to understand, she asked me things like "what if we met earlier" or "what if we went to the same school".
I wasn't sure what to do at the time so I just played it cool and tried to show my affection as much as I could. Unfortunately, she stopped telling me about love and all that stuff. We still talk on a regular basis, though.
My big surprise is that the little thing called love hit me this month. At first I didn't know why I started feeling different around her. But later I realized that I started thinking about her more and more.
Since then I started taking care of my problems, solving them faster than the fire rate of a pump-action shotgun. Yes, I was sarcastic, but I'm getting shit together slow and steady, don't worry.
The only problem is that I don't know how to tell her what's truly on my mind. No, it's not a bullet waiting to pierce the heavens. I want to tell her that I truly appreciate the kindness she shows towards me. I want to let her know that I would anything to see her happy. I feel better around her than what I used to feel like around my own parents. I never had a happy childhood anyway, it wasn't bad, but it wasn't fine and dandy either.
I love her so much, /b/, what the fuck am I gonna do?
I just finished talking to her right now, she went to sleep. Now I'm all alone.
>inb4 asking for advice on 4chin
I'm asking for your advice because I have no other friends.
>>674613667
just do it nigger
Kill yourself.
>>674613667
nigger
>>674614549
Actually, I was planning on doing that, but she gave me hope.
>>674614535
I would love to, I just don't know how.
>>674614930
b-but, we wuz kaingz n shiet
Hey /b/ my school is doing a contest against other schools to win 5000 dollars and a chance for the marching band to play at a pro baseball game. I need ideas on how to get more votes, we currently have 7073 votes an we are in 4th place and the 1st place niggers have 17164 votes. Best idea gets my 25 dollar debit card code, and cvc, and expiration date
Shoot the other school up, bound to win
>>674615213
but then the contest hosts will feel bad for them and let them win, prolly should shoot up his own school
how are the votes being made
>>674616046
through facebook
FALL IN LOVE YOU LOSE
YOU SAVE, YOU POST 2
Hello, I'm here for the job interview.
>>674613761
can you do basic math
>yes
First pay comes out of your tattoo removal.
>We all make mistakes anon , we shouldnt be punished for life for them.
I would legit give this guy a chance, if he wanted to change.
instanthire/10
that doesnt mean he;s doing PR work or interacting with my clients/customers, at all. but yknow, warehouse shit.
just gotta think a bit outside the box
>>674613761
Brown eyes think he is aryan kek
Hey /b/, could you watch this glass of chocolate milk for me? I'll be right back.
Sorry OP, that bottle wasn't milk.
All your milk are belong to us
I'll just remind anyone contributing that you must be severely detached from normal people to find it entertaining in any form
>>674615046
chocolate milk best milk
YLYL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzCf_pY2-_k
>>674614481
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9BzA_0TLBs
need new loli bread
self bump
bumpin
What's the one piece of advice you wish your father would've told you when you were young?
Don't listen to me
>>674615282
jump off a bridge
No ones your friend. Every one wants a bigger piece of the cake.
Be a simple man
