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if you roll dubs you have to text the last girl you talked to "Why haven't we had sex yet?"
if you roll trips you have to send a dickpic too
if you roll quads you have to send a full body nude too
Roll
Roll
I'm a 30 year old virgin with a micropeen though
This won't go as well as op expects...
Last person I texted was my ex... Please god no
New thread Boxxy/Catie
Forever Queen
>>711733375
My cousin met her at a party in Burbank last year. They ended up fucking. He said it was totally sub-par. She got shit all over his dick, and violently queefed at the end.
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Boxxy
>>711733375
>Queen
I got 99 copies of csgo to give away
roll to win, post with your steam id preferably
dubs you get one copy, trips you get 3
roll
Dude... I know this is a troll thread... But.. 25x3=? Not 99
rolling
https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=67323157&token=gojRui5b
roll
What'll it be /b/?
>>711753651
roll
Rolling for normie
>>711753651
Let the good times roll
>>711753651
Rollerino
>>711753651
I'll roll for Spooky.
I kinda like the idea of her appearing and telling me weird shit. It might also be interesting to get to know what her true agend is.
Share your secrets!
I'm a nigger.
>>711747967
carfinger momfriend
Why Hamitic are that far from us? Weren't Ham's mother another wife of Noah?
>>711747967
I fuk back page whores often sometimes bare, buy antibiotics cheap from Mexico for the drip
>>711748502
enjoy aids.
Im from the north and recently moved down south and apparently no one here dates outside their race. What gives?
>>711746378
People are racist. /thread
>>711746378
lol i can't believe how overt some people are with their racism...
>>711746378
I bet she's the fat troll in the middle?
>These triggerered niggers
You're aware we can tell that OP posted twice, right?
>>711746378
Niggers don't even want their own kind; why should WE?!
What do /b/ want for Christmas?
Pic related
Those shoes
World peace.
>>711733763
$2500 on flightclub, better not be on the naughty list.. but you're here so.. good luck kiddo!
Love the boost 350s hope you get them op! Im a fat ass so they wouldnt look good on me
>>711733973
Thank you, i'll need it
Deutscher Fotzen Faden™ Nachtedition
>wer nicht voll ist hat etwas falsch gemacht im Leben
fragen:
liebt ihr eure eltern?
seid ihr für die gesellschaft ein gewinn?
wie oft gewichst am wochenende?
jo geil n fotzenfaden
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLpdMToxngU
>>711744141
>liebt ihr eure eltern?
ja aber sie nerven oft
>seid ihr für die gesellschaft ein gewinn?
(noch) nicht so richtig
>wie oft gewichst am wochenende?
5-6x
noch 9 stunden bis schore
is wie weihnachten früher, kanns kaum erwarten
versuche was zu pennen um die zeit zu überbrücken aber wird wohl nix werden
c ya later ihr gewinner
Ass thread.
Fat, slim, big, or small!
All asses welcome
>>711749864
That's a good looking ass there! Any of her bare ass?
oc
>>711750088
More?
Are we clear?
i have other pic of it in heal mode, or whatever this is.
>>711741272
I bet her hair is some shade of rainbow and she wears glasses ironically.
>>711741272
That's only cool for about 4 years. Then what???
>>711741272
ITT: OP's stupid fucking life choices
>>711741272
technically he is your prez no matter how many tattoos ya get
Its time, please me, please
bump
bamp
Bumpy.
bomp
Bamp!
gf/wife share. rate for more and request edition.
>>711750466
Is the girl yours? I'm the one you were talking to.
my wife
>>711750745
8/10
more
fap or nap hard mode bread
1 3 4 5 7 9 0 go to bed
2 6 8 you fap
>roll fapper faggots
Fap time
>>711740581
fap time
Roll
roll
rollin
So he's no longer doing it. Keemstar threatened legal action and he backed out.
Isn't it great how a drawing can land you jail time?
Me personally I would just draw, but since I'm not a drawfag... I guess that's it then.
story behind this?
>>711744725
Pic pretty much explains it all. Shadbase was going to do this but then Keemstar threatened legal action so Shadbase backed down.
There is no legal action to take though. What was he threatening?
>>711744506
There is nothing illegal that he can file a suit against.
New Celeb Thread? Also shaking it up, Ginger Zee?
>>711746851
Who?
>>711747313
Would plaster her tits with cum
Waifu claiming thread
Previous: >>711734554
The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>Keep RP and ERP to minimum
>Post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Most important: Have fun!
カラミチーマス
Get memed on mods
Mine.
Lets see everyones Ex's!
>>711735211
>>711735293
I'll post as much as I can c;
>>711735450
let me know any opinions :)
My psycho girlfriend put a fucking safety razor blade in my fleshlight.
She put it all the way in, at the very bottom and positioned it so that I would cut the head of my dick in half. I honestly don't know want to do. I'm afraid that if I go to the hospital, my girlfriend will get into trouble. It will be difficult to explain. We have a kid together.
The head of my penis is currently cut in half. It's not bleeding as much any more. If I don't go to the hospital, I'll be deformed for life. If I go the hospital, my child's mother
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holy shit google searched this image and nothing found.
Get your ass to the fucking hospital man.
Now.
>>711747048
use duct tape, im just kidding GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU FUCKING CUCK TO HELL WITH YOUR BITCH AND HER FUCKING KID WAKE UP
>>711747048
Go to the hospital and don't press charges, say it was an accident or something?
cut it fully off, and stop shit posting on /b/
Honestly, you should leave it split in half.
It feels really fucking good after it heals.
s/fur
moon so niiice
I should consider getting more of these intro caps, only have 8 of them.
And another one rule34 thread
Wow that last one filled up fast.
Hue
