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ITT: we all live in a house together
>>684169903
Oops, I dropped the soap in this empty bath room >u>
Who turned the heating on?
i voted for hillary clinton
Which one of you assholes shit in the butter?
Hey guys I brought a girl home
DEUTSCHFADEN - Ausgabe zu Mittagsstunde
Da kommt man von draußen nach hause und es ist kein Deutschfaden offen... ändern wir das!
Welches ist das beste Bundesland?
Pritt oder Uhu?
Wie heißt das letzte Buch das ihr gelesen habt?
Wasser mit oder ohne Kohlensäure?
Glaubt ihr an irgendetwas?
Seid ihr künstlerisch begabt?
Wart/seid ihr in der Schule einer der beliebten oder eher eine Randfigur?
Warum seid ihr noch wach?
Kein Bonus heute.
Meinte natürlich Nächtliche Ausgabe, nicht Ausgabe zur Mittagsstunde.
>>684171125
>Welches ist das beste Bundesland?
Weiß nicht genau. Finde Berlin und Hamburg gut. Bin eher ein Stadtmensch.
>Pritt oder Uhu?
Ich hab irgendwie das Gefühl dass Uhu besser ist.
>Wie heißt das letzte Buch das ihr gelesen habt?
Ich denke Kings of Cool von Don Winslow.
>Wasser mit oder ohne Kohlensäure?
Mit. Manchmal muss aber ohne.
>Glaubt ihr an...
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Jungs, kann doch nicht sein dass niemand mehr da ist.
Alle and Bord ihr Neger.
Schlaft ihr alle schon oder was?
Hi /b/
Would you fuck this chick?
How and why?
Be honest / detailed.
>>684169042
Why are you posting this thread again?
What is this?
>>684169042
No i wouldnt
>>684169222
Nah, nah don't respond.
I want some answers OP. What the fuck are you up to here?
>>684169042
Hell yes, I would. Big tits, cute face. Dyed hair. Obviously a slut.
Prolly
What bicycle do you own?
I have a 2013 Santa Cruz Bronson, a Scott Scale 29 Comp, and a 2015 Trek Marlin 7.
>>684169399
I have a 6 year old rusty bike with no brakes
>>684169399
specialized masterrace reporting in
That's a wheely nice bike friend. I'll tread carefully around insulting it, but I may tyre easily. Do you see the chain of puns? I hope nobody derailleurs this thread. We are but cogs in this world. Gear up Anon. I'm just peddalling shit now.
2009 Norco Manik
>>684169399
i was a retard and bought a 2015 Commencal DH Comp for 3.4k ,,, worst decision ever apart from my ex gf
left/right thread, reply for reply
>>684166081
Far right. Mmm yeah
>>684166081
Left easy
>>684167426
left
>>684166081
Left. No contest
>>684167426
Left again
YLYL thread.
>>684170238
Evolution at work.
Here come dat boi
***TRUMP VS. BERNIE GAME***
Rules:
>For a roll to count, your comment must include the name of your candidate AND reply to the latest map update.
>To win each state, you have to roll a "0" or dubs.
>270 to win! If no one reaches 270, the top 2 candidates compete in a final House Vote!
Election night begins here in Maine!
============================
***REPLY HERE TO ROLL FOR MAINE***
============================
TO WIN - Roll a "0" or dubs.
No write-ins. Unlimited rolls allowed.
>>684171274
TRUMP
>>684171370
Donald Trump with a quick, commanding win in Maine to start the election!
============================
***REPLY HERE TO ROLL FOR NEW HAMPSHIRE***
============================
TO WIN - Roll a "0" or dubs.
No write-ins. Unlimited rolls allowed.
>>684171460
Bern
>>684171460
tromp
brit girl thread.
Show me your best rekt faggots
post whatever the fuck you want thread
fagit
OP WHERE ARE YOU U NEED MOAR
where's the large version of this pic I want to see it I think I know that ass
Was only able to get the thumb b4 404
>>684169442
Why are you not bisexual master race?
>Also, ROLL:
>Evens = fap to womens
>Odds = fap to mens
>Dubs = fap to boths
Beecuz im not gay... and also roll
>>684169216
And also souce
>>684169216
roll
role to find out
Its simple guess her name get nudes trips get IG page
Anna
>>684167750
did you go to the school where this girl went?
>>684167750
Angela
rumplestiltskin
>>684168167
No keep guessing names faggots
Start rolling niggers
I won.
Trips are compelled to anally imbibe aforementioned water
>>684168787
Roll
>>684168787
The stuff from the toilets?
No thank you.
>>684168787
Roll
1. post the game you want and your steam email
2. get trips
3. ???
4.profit
id: yollnir
enter the gungeon
>>684170682
roll
>>684170682
roIl
dayz standalone
"[email protected]" i believe. or its "[email protected]"
>>684170682
roIling
Does anyone know how to turn POISE "on" in Dark Souls 3?
Yes, I'm aware I'll get banned if I turn it on.
In the armor menu dipshit
wtf is Poise ?
>>684168978
Get a greatshield.
>>684169617
it's in the coding, and it's off.
>>684169704
nah they nerfed literally all poise to the ground so its literally useless. Even if you have the highest poise build possible the lowest lvl enemy will break your poise
What is this? Xanax?
Xanaxz
>>684169129
Morphine
Eat it
>>684169129
rohypnol
Yo, that's heroin. Throw that shit away IMMEDIATELY.
why cant i just be happy /b/?
at a party and i dont feel happy.
i just feel sad. why?
Because you are a depressed beta-cunt.
Cheer up m8. There is always light afer dark. Just go out and enjoy life.
Try to smile or dance, sometimes you have to push yourself and after that you feel the happyness
smoke some weed anon or drink. find a cute girl/guy to fuck ....or talk about your feelings with them ???
why do you wanna be happy anyway? there's zillioins of emotions and combinations of them. alot of them are better than happiness. some people don't even have them and get on fine, and some people just don't believe in them. meh, you're probably a faggot though
Anyone else feel that this board has lacked threads on raids? Anyone else feel like /b/rothers should get together again and raid something? Anyone want to massively hate on a cringy Twitter or tumblr account? If you're in, give someone to raid
>>684164467
bumping ill find some awful tumblr accounts
i use the shit and its not all faggotry
alot of the same shit on b but with more porn if you are in the right place
still its also teeming with gross looking dumb bitches and beta faggot men sjw's
Bumping because I want to see if anything will happen.
found something
from my experience /b/ is too retarded to figure out how to use tumblr but here is this cancer
http://thenonbinarynetworkblog.tumblr.com/
As a community, we have grown apathetic and lazy. We were a sprawling empire, but now we are merely a puppet state waiting to die. We were the Roman Empire, however we grew weak as we could afford to be decadent
Luckily, we have a chance. The endless waves of newfags and redditors may have diluted our true identity, but still the spirit of /b/ lives on in all of us. We have a grand legacy that we must reclaim, else we will fade into obscurity beneath the mass of tumblr and 9gag.
I believe that, if we stand together, we still stand capable of reclaiming our right...
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>>684165795
let us flex our new found muscle (of being united)
by shitting on some cringe worthy gender special faggots
>>684165726
ASK A DRUNK FUCK ANYTHING
ILL BE HONEST IP ROMIESE
THIS IS THE ONLY COMPUTER PICTURE I HAVE IMS ORRY PLEASE FIRGIVE.
OM, DESSPERATE FOR SOCIAL INTERACTION SO HERE IAM ASK ME ANTHTHING
>>684166606
Would you shelf a penny in order to make a penny
>>684167009
ID SELL PENNY FOR A PENENY SHES A FUCKING WHOLRE BITYCH FUCK HER ACTUALLY LI OVE HER FUCK I WAQNT TO FUCK PETTNNNY FORM SPIERK MAND.
Where I live, there's a ton of pollen and I have bad allergies. My nose is always full of boogers.
I pick them and pick them because my nose gets so full it becomes uncontrollably itchy.
I pick my nose so much that it's full of scabs and sores, which make picking difficult and painful.
Also adds to the boogers.
What do op?
>>684167413
DO COCAINE IT NUMBS THE PAITN
PAIN IS A FORM IF ITCHING IF YOU DIDNT KNOW. SO IF YOU KNUMB THE PAIN YOU WILL NIUMB YOUR ITCHING THERFORE CURFING YORU IDTING PROBLEM.
I HOPE THIS HELPED SIGHNED DIR JRM MDS HOUSE.
GUSY IM GETTING LESS RUNK I HAVE TO GOT AKE SOME MORE DRUNK HOLD UP BRB.
