What did she say before she got hanged.
>>695410805
>hanging pussy that good
Fucking stupid people. Doesn't matter what she said. "Duct it and fuck it."
She could have been a mighty fine sex slave but ok.
>>695411000
Check em
"..." *
* Localized for the fragile American mind.
>>695410805
sauce?
NEW FB FAP THREAD
10/10 thread
ewww frog eyes
Where do i get more of this?
e621
>>695434693
Quim!
>>695435071
No, you absolute cretin.
>>695435086
I would not.
>>695434723
I offered before
>>695434787
a wut
grenade! *throws*
>buying pokecoins
If you're not a fucking retard, you can get free here:
http://shawtn.it/pokecoins
happy hacking, /b/
>>695441192
sweet jesus
>>695441192
looove you man
>>695441192
I truly witnessed the strength of street knowledge.
>>695441192
thanks man!
>>695441192
>tfw i missed the thread
atleast i can get the porn right?
SCP thread
You have to spend 12 hours with an SCP and make it out alive
The last 3 numbers of your post tell you which SCP you will get
If the 4th to last number of your post is 0, 2, 4, 6, 8 check this list:
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-series
If the 4th to last number of your post is 1, 3, 5, 7, 9 then check this list:
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-series- 2
i.e. post 2123 would go to the first list and look for scp 123
Tell us what SCP you got and how fucked you are, pictures welcome if available
For new people:
It's
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Troll
>>695435359
Wat?
Roll
>>695435359
rollgato
>>695435359
roll
>SURVEY
Age
Gender
Height
Weight
Level of education
Current employ
Number of sex partners
Drugs taken
Last tv show watched
Last movie you hated
Vote for trump
Do you like police
Are you non-Caucasian
Will you be deported?
>>695416542
>Age -37
>Gender - male
>Height - 5' 6"
>Weight - 147lbs
>Level of education - 4yr college
>Current employ - railway
>Number of sex partners - who counts? over 20
>Drugs taken - weed, lsd, coke
>Last tv show watched - big...
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>>695416542
22
M
510
220
Bs
Phone sales
8
LSD x Coke mj alc. K
Simpsons
Captain America
Yes
Nope
No
No
>19
>male
>6'1"
>225 pounds (partially muscle, inb4 fatass)
>enrolled in college
>internship at a financial recruitment firm
>2
>weed, Coke, adderall, booze, oxy, LSD, mushrooms, Xanax, 25i, mdma (I'm sure there are others that I'm forgetting)
>the night of (gr8 show)
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>>695417530
B&!!!!!
why should I do all this work for you? find out.
Alright you fucking donkeys, the orders just arrived.
>8 dubs
>4 trips
>1 quad
>69 GET
Get to work you fucking lazy wankers!
I'll get to work on the dubs
>>695433403
DUBS INC CHEF.
YES CHEF!!!
yes chef
>>695434022
Checked
Bon Chef!
My girlfriend got raped and beaten. I broke up with her right after she told me. This is what happened:
>Dating girlfriend for 7 months.
>She wants to go to this sleazy club with her friend.
>I told her I didn't want her to go.
>Had an argument about it. She was like "You don't own me and I can do what I want." and that bullshit.
>Told her if she went then I'm breaking up with her.
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you did good OP, fuck her, fuck them
Pasta is cold
>>695417195
wow the same night she got rapped and her bf broke with her. you are one special kind of asshole anon.
she is not wife material
>>695417195
Fuck no you werent to harsh. Had it been an actual party she would have cheated and you wouldnt have known. Shes a fucking whore, you did good OP. She broke your trust and thats all there is to it.
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
>>695415629
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
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>>695431754
>>695431564
>>695431450
They're Carolina reapers so insanely hot.
I was thinking about making some kinda aoli to like put on pizza or some shit.
i dunno even anymore TONS of them are growing right now and i think i bit off more than i can chew
>shino
>Claimed
>>695432153
Humby claiming best godess.
drawthread
just draw edition
>R?
>>695428279
dont use em
I request that whoever reads this makes something funny, weird or creative
>>695428717
>that face
about tree fiddy
>>695409364
not much for your hole, but I'd pay about $150 for you to cum in my mouth one or 2 times a night.
>>695409364
post more so I can say fagoot
>>695410328
absolutely. where u located?
>>695409999
checked
>>695409999
nice get
also FUCK OFF FAGGOT OP
ok /b/ hold your breath and hold a key on your keyboard post results.
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>>695427380
you.... you son of a bitch.
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ITT:Left o right Game
>>695406918
right's fucking hot
>>695407546
lefty
>>695406918
Right. Kinda looks like Jennifer Lopez.
>>695407546
Right. Tits.
Chubby thread going on
>>695427554
Or not...
>>695427676
>>695427757
>>695427843
Loli Thread? Loli Thread
>>695432853
http://www.pomfpomf.moe/doujins/436/
>>695433171
Why don't you carry a gun /b/?
>>695420748
It's illegal in the great state of Maryland.
I don't live in development country
because i'm not a paranoid amerifat
I don't want everyone to know about my tiny penis.
>>695420748
sure is a lot of samefag in here
Shouldn't share thread
Yesterday a shouldn't share had what I think is new pics of Jessica. Did anyone get them? If so please repost.
Anyone got her?
>>695428614
She is from essen in Germany
>>695428614
Need some blackmail on her so I can get her to do what I want. She is being resistant. Anything I can use? Will post results.
requesting vids from OP of this chick
Name a better Sci-fi show than DS9.
>Impossible
>>695422496
I'm waiting.
>>695422496
That isn't TNG
>>695422496
Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea.
>>695422607
ITT: We find out our sonic ocs!
Search "(your name) The Hedgehog" and post the first result.
Go!
>>695413398
Who the fuck would want to do that ever
Deviantart can keep that shit
>>695413697
>Who the fuck would want to do that ever
Isn't that one of the biggest points of /b/?
Fucking kill me
Please kill me.
here you are!