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>>692739266
Post whatever you have of her
>>692739594
That's not fucking Chubby, that's fucking morbidly obese
BISEXUALITY ROLL:
>evens = fap to females
>odds = fap to males
>dubs = fap to both
>trips = go to bed
>quads = leave 4chan 4ever
Roll
fucn my ass
Told
>>692732207
rollollo
Rolein
feet
Let's play a game
DUBS you cut your finger tip
TRIPS you cut your hand
QUADS you cut your wrist
>>692746199
dick tip
>>692746199
op won't deliver.
>>692746199
Checked
>>692746199
do it you faggot
check these singles.
in b4 faggot doesn't deliver
Sup /b/
fist his ass
Dick in your mouth.
Order takeout (Post pics) and don't touch eachother for the rest of the night
Fist his ass
Anal.
Nude game
roll 7
rollin
>>692741577
nice
>>692741577
Winrar
>>692741577
Noice
>>692741577
HOLY FUCKIN SHIT
Obligatory Summer Sale Beg Thread, come hope for some slightly rich faggot to pity you enough to buy a game.
Begging for Lucy -The Eternity She Wished For-.
I thank you in advance if you choose me to gift me.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Kumamoto2016
>>692738182
steamcommunity.com/id/outfunk/
Age of Empires II HD. please richfag anon.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/ofmonstersandsuicide/
I really want to get RPG Maker MV but the sale only put it down to $44. But, my wishlist is full of cheap games so how about Never Alone for $4.49?
Also, anyone have any spare summer sale cards?
Still building my collection of must haves after building a PC. Anyone care to gift a poorfag borderlands 2 GOTY? Loved it on console, but never got the dlc
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Territhan
https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=58457641&token=Lg9yfx4M
any cs go skin beg <3
Post the most painful, cringe inducing moment in your entire life.
>Be horny 15-16 year old
>Live next to my 13 year old cousin
>Shes cute at hell, looks like a fucking anime
>Cousin is a shut in, shes innocent and trust people. Because of this shes kind of slow
>When parents arent home i'd go over cousin house on the pretense that we didn't have a cable and they did
>I invent a game me and her would play when her parents werent home
>Game basically involved me shoving my tongue down cousins throat while she tries to push my tongue out of her mouth
>She really believed it was a game, she even hugged me to get a better grip, i'd fee her tits through her cloth while i held her while kissing her, sometimes jerking off in the back room
Skip from summer to fucking thanksgiving
>Be eating turkey with family
>Everyone is at the dinner table, dont wanna be there
>Cus is sitting across from me
>While im watching tv i hear everyone freaking the fuck out
>Cus was trying to play the game with my uncle
>Look at her and shes fucking terrified
>Not knowing what the fuck was going on i stay
>Her Dad asks her wtf shes doing, she tells him about the game
>Dad asks her who taught her the game
>She cries and tells everyone i played the game with her a "ton of times"
>Entire family looks at me with big wide eyes and open mouths as if i was a fucking monster
>A sharp cold chill shoots up my nerves, my entire body is shaking like a mother fucker
>I stutter "Execuse me i have to use the restroom" i nearly trip and im starting to black out
>I hide in the restroom the entire day
>The dad and my mom knock on the door asking for me but i literally would not budge until it was midnight and everyone left
DELETE THIS
She's only a year younger than you and people do shit with there cousins all the time what's the big whoop?
>>692719472
You should have played the same game with your dick, but you're a faggot.
>>692720024
Their**
>>692719472
How does being a shut in make you slow?
Hello /b/ I just watched A Clockwork Orange for the first time and loved it. Can anyone else recommend another great movie?
Natural Born Killers
>>692743639
i thanks anon i totally forgot about that movie and it really fits my psychotic mood right now
Why are millennial such faggots?
Video games caused it.
Video games got popular in the 80s, millennialism started in the 80s.
>>692722546
Jesus that girl is perfect on the left I would fuck her and last about 3 minutes
Wealth redistribution, NAFTA, tax evasion
Because participation awards and schools teaching them everyone is equal.
>>692722546
Because we can't spank our children anymore, and it's the age of entitlement.
celeb thread
celeb fap? cuz i'm pretty horny and wanna cum
>>692733906
yes, celeb fap
>>692734143
fuck yeah
dear god I'm horny
>>692733483
>>692734143
fuck yes
Style rate thread
Let's go
Lose the supreme undershirt and its actually a decent cozymode fit. Joggers, 350s and OFF WHITE hoodie sounds chill
>>692704673
What's the mask for? Do you live in India?
>>692704911
>sounds chill
Quit trying so hard
>>692705438
Its very commonly used here to describe something cosy/nice. Quit trying so hard to call others out on trying so hard
>>692704673
You dress like a vietnamese drug dealer.
You're fucking retarded if you still believe Keem is a bad guy after watching his response to "keemstar exposed" videos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJk 0aYg2jAA
>inb4 51 minutes
If you're not gonna watch 51 minutes but still believe you have the right to put your word into this situation, you are a fucking moron.
lol he just swated a dude and doxed him on twitter
>>692732805
I'm gonna keep hating him and posting his exposed shit and there's not a damn thing you can do OP
>>692732805
Nice try keemy.
>>692732805
He started beef with MinnesotaBurns. I am a slut for trollarch. I will never forget. Keem fucked with the wrong fans
>>692732805
Youre a huge faggot if you even actually give a single fuck about these people.
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous thread: Haha just kidding.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're
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Alive.
claimed
Good job, mods.
What happened?
Mods?
What happened
ITT: if someone rolls 77, we go apeshit
Does my girlfriend secretly hate me
will i achieve world domination?
Will we expect more cancer and autism in 2017?
penis?
can i get an asiimov?
Boybutt thread anyone?
>>692724464
>>692724464
How do look
>>692724464
Eyyy
(Yes, this is me)
>>692724675
Up-close
>>692724675
Nice ;)
>linking in op
eat shit
>>692738955
who?
>>692739108
its ok i found it
>>692739108
I know hate you forever, it's rude to link in op.
swag
I'm gonna post belly. erryone bost bellys
>>692738869
>PT will help. watch vids like Alan Thrall, practice form with unweighted bar.
Will do.
I have watched a few videos on form, my problem is I understand the theory of it, but really want someone there to make sure I'm actually doing it right, y'know?
>>692739014
I don't tend to drink all day, but I do get days where I eat a lot. I'm genuinely afraid to step on the scale tonight. I was doing so good, I was down to 208! The...
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shota bread
Like girly shota almost traps? or like the REALLY gay kind?
Anyone have that picture where it's POV and there's a guy with a shota in his bed under the covers with a hand on his chest?
Chubby / thick / fat /land whale thread part 2
More fat bitches!
>>692738767
damn she's fine
>>692738767
does anyone feel like making dirty captions for pics?
>>692739162
I try to cycle some of the older stuff I have around.
>>692739284
I like that ideea. where is that BBC guy? he prob will contrib
>>692739284
Depends on the quality of the pics.
YLYL THREAD
I'm stocked and ready to post.
I'll contribute.
