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Why is there no hot midget porn?
how short do you have to be to be considered a midget actually?
>>674534227
under 4'10" i think
>>674534009
Because there's no hot midgets.
>>674534369
oh wow.. thats actually much closer than i expected
the stuff i find on porn sites is usually the same 3-4 females. they aren't that attractive. there are tons of hot dwarfs. i'm just surprised there is not a lot of hardcore stuff...or at least i haven't found it
hey anon, it's my birthday, whoever rolls quads decides what i do today
>>674531471
Are you quads worthy?
No.
You are just a regular faggot who is having bd.
>>674531784
Yep. I think were done here.
Happy birthday faggot.
Cum on your mum's face. Film it. Post it. Share it on Facebook and tag her in it
>>674531471
Eat shit Sparky
STRIP AND TAKE PICS
cock tributes you've saved
>>674532864
>>674532864
>>674532948
Run a pic of you through
>http://howhot.io/
Post Results
>>674533219
kek same thing happend to me
seems a bit low
It's debate time with an old-school (thus far undecided on candidate)Democrat voter. Don't worry, I'll be gentle.
This man is a "high"-energy clown putting on a contrived and tepid "tough" guy act. Now, hold up!
I studied at NYU; I have a two-year college(top 3% of class) degree in economics.
I'm able, and willing to debate any of you on both economics and social issues.
And I'll ultimately be going to TOWN on your ass.
Now, let the games begin!
>>674530842
You can't win with Trump supporters, they ultimately don't care about details and take it as a personal offense when Trump is insulted, they'll probably just call you a cuck or sjw
>>674530842
cuck or sjw
I don't care about social issues. Either his policies work or he burns the whole system to the ground. Either way, he's the best choice for the future of The United States.
>>674531140
Or a race baiter or faggot or some other term only tangentially related to wyat you just said.
>>674530842
>And I'll ultimately be going to TOWN on your ass.
>going to TOWN on your ass
OP confirmed for faggot
how do my new underwear look b
also is it weird my sis bought me these?
>>674533226
more
Does your sis ever see you wearing them?
>>674533424
more what gay person
>>674533557
yes she made me wear them for her when i got them
Annnd what did she say?
didn't say anything i am comfortable wearing briefs around her
shes told me im hung for my age tho
Dick r8 thread?
>>674532795
7/10
Rate ?
>>674532795
r8
>>674532795
Would put at about a 6.5.
May as well.
>>674533459
>>674533459
>>674533754
>Chest compressions.
Remember me? Trips decides where I put the needle next.
nice trips does that mean u pick where u put it in?
>>674533000
Through your sack
>>674533112
I put it on my night stand and wait for you faggots to roll one for yourself.
Through the testicles
>>674533000
In your eye
>>674532987
> left
>>674533089
>>674533041
Nice, did you make the shower vid?
>>674533375
indeed check my profile for more if you haven't already
>>674533555
Good stuff, how'd you set up the cam?
also, checked
Tell me about your mother
>>674529331
Could never make her orgasm, doc.
>>674529331
Always wanted to fuck her hard
Why I can't stop to thinking in this?
>>674529331
What's it to you, OP?
BAIT THREAD!!!
Nice lady.
Died dubless.
If you're a trumpfag, i've got bad news, if you are against trump and are worried he might end up in office, heres a little something to put you at ease. No way, no how, TRUMP WILL NOT BE THE US PRESIDENT. Open your eyes you shit stains, its happened before and it will happen again, even if the peoples vote puts trump in office, the electoral college will not put him through. The US government doesn't want someone in office who will ruin relations with mexico, especially relationships with the UK, having the queen already said she disapproves of Trump. He's
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>>674531044
your dubs suck and i bet my life that trump will become prez
I think he'll just get assassinated tbh, the elite have a power boner and will let him get elected to raise peoples hopes up and just utterly crush those hopes.
Pic related, one of Hillary's emails. Dark forces control the world, scared the fuck out of me.
Still praying for MAGA
>>674531368
OP here
>i bet my life
I hope the embrace of death is a sweet one.
Trump, as a person, is despicable. The big wigs up top won't give him a chance to ruin our country. The electoral college chooses, not the people, and they know solely based on his relationships alone, he will let us crash and burn. Thanks for that dubs check, though.
>>674531961
>the electoral college chooses
Literally based on what the majority of voters decide in the state
Way too sketchy when trump wins 30-40 states and all of the electoral college votes are still going to Hillary.
>MAGA
MAGA
>MAGA
>MAGA
MAGA
>MAGA
>>674531044
I want to BERN 2016!!!!
lil sisters thread?
extra points for naked pics
Someone go get twitch so he can post columns shit
>>674528211
pmub
>>674529058
Cmon
LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE!!
Ahhhhhhh
>>674530483
LET ME SEE YOUR REAL WAR FACE
>>674530198
is he okay
>>674530198
>>674530198
>So a girl just asked me out for coffee,
what do I do?
>>674532127
wow
Get coffee
>>674532127
stand her up
shes obviously retarded
>>674532127
Talk to her and then watch zootopia
>>674532127
spill coffee on your shirt and jeans, be too poor to buy her the coffee, have the urge to fart in front of her, need to piss when there's no way to do so
Hey /b/. Living in Colorado, it's snowing pretty hard here. Went out on a walk outside to smoke weed away from my roommate, and on the way back I found an iPhone 6s in the snow, basically frozen onto the ground.
Pretty sure it's dead, it got pretty wet. Haven't turned it on yet, maybe it's not dead and I don't want to guarantee that it's broken (heard that was bad for it).
Anyways, if it is broken, how would I go about selling it, and how much do you think it would be worth?
leave in rice over night just to be safe
>>674530884
Don't have rice, also can't really go buy any.
>>674530755
Actually you aught power up the thing and see if it has contact data on it, if it does return it to the poor slob who lost it. If there's no lock screen, review the phone for everything it has and then return it.... ;)
If there's no contact data on the lock screen, what else would you do?
Google "lost password iphone reset" and then go through a full reset, zeroing the phone, then sell it on Craigslist.
Also guess I should mention that I took the picture with my currently breaking iPhone 5s
>>674530755
The rice trick works, the phone is worth more than a bag of cheap rice, don't be a lazy jackass, go get some rice. Dry it out, then sell the thing.
/B/ Why my dick is small and how I can do more big
shave the fucking amazon jungle of pubes you have
so small
look at mine instead
>>674530602
>>674530409
That dick is perfect... I'd do anything for it.
>>674530409
Look at me
High af and willing to share tonight's wins
>>674531349
go on
>BUMPING WHILE HIGH
cool
so gonna post them?
pls op
nice, more?
Twinks now pls
No traps allowed
I guess fuck sleep
>>674531487
This I can work with.
If a guy looked like this I could go full homo.
>>674531487
Thats discrimination friend.
Triggered.
Color Splash girls thread.
>Post moar like pic related plz
Thats all I got /b/ro's. Please help me.
Bumperio
nice stuff dude
