Post a picture that makes you kek everytime
>>673767388
Checked
Facebook fap thread
I'm a Hispanic and just early voted for Trump in Florida
Thoughts?
>>673762806
U a stupid taco-nigger
>>673762806
Why not Rubio?
>>673763470
I like Trump better than Rubio
mom and son
ITT we all act normally till someone rolls trips and becomes the King of /b/ untill someone rolls either higher trips or Quads and so on
>>673770699
please leave.
>>673770699
I'll just be becoming king then
I'm the batman
>>673770824
Nah I meant now. Now I'm king
sup /b/, help me order pizza. medium 2 topping
7 decides crust
>not gettin pan
>ISHYGDDT
Thickest crust possible
bump
im hungry faggots, start rolling
bump
OC Thread
Lets get some new OC in here.
Lewd, Nudes, and Webms
>>673757690
bump
whos got the rest?
/b/, I think I really fucked up this time. I think I have completely irreparably fucked up.
>have gf
>we'd been dating for two years
>she moved in, we were pretty serious, fairly certain we'd get married
>she was everything i ever wanted out of a partner, just a perfect person
>we were intimate and knew almost everything about each other
>she was good with my mother, the only family I have
>mother is a widow, was since i was very young, never remarried
>she and my gf got along
>gf was just great
>and finally, the sex was good
>but there was one thing we'd never talked about
>she asks me "Do you feel totally satisfied? With sex?"
>"Yeah, why?"
>"You don't have any... fantasies?"
>"Why, do you?"
>"Yes"
>she wants to dominate me
>i say yes, feel like it can't be THAT bad
>it is
>she hits me hard, cuts me, insults my dick and all of my insecurities
>i am just totally shaken
>she realizes
>"Okay, so what do you want?" she later asks
>I'd legitimately never thought about it
>But I know what sort of stuff I like on /b/ and porn sites every now and again
>pretty into wincest, don't have siblings
>say the first thing that pops into my stupid fucking head
>"You could fuck my mom."
>ohshitshitshit why didn't i just say role play or something fuck fuck fuck
>her face says it all
>damage control
>chuckle nervously and say "like, i wouldn't do it or anything, i mean i wouldn't... it wouldn't be a threesome, i'd just watch"
>she says nothing
>she looks traumatized
>two days later she's packing her things ups
>says she's sorry
>i don't say anything to my mother, but she texts me saying "[GF] told me you two broke up, so sorry honey! Are you alright?"
>say it's fine
>today
>two days after that text
>text from my mother: "We need to talk. Soon."
>I text "Why?"
>"Talked with [GF]."
What the fuck do I do, /b/?
>>673736445
Kill yourself man, fetishes like that are weird af
>"You could fuck my mom."
oh no
>>673736445
Bang your mom. She clearly wants the d, when shes asking for "a talk".
Pic related if you genderswap and replace the pillow with thoughts of your mother
s/fur
Fit furries/scalies ITT!
>>673762812
No dude
>>673762747
Clearly it doesn't help me at all.
Franklin Delano Roosevelt was more closely related to his wife, Eleanor Roosevelt, than he was to Teddy Roosevelt
I've remembered 71 digits of pi for a maths competition in high school once.
>>673760984
oh shit pi day is tomorrow
>>673760859
the refugees are only a tool to increase the workforce, and to boost the consumer market of the European countries
>>673760859
Me on LSD on a russian CSS Server listening to Goa not realizing im not understanding russian (yes this happened last year)
This is John Fitch. He lives in Tiffin, OH. He is the biggest loser in all of Tiffin. He's 22, lives with his mom, has no job, plays fucking card games at his local card shop, has a fat fucking loser girlfriend, has no ambition, he mooches off all his "Friends" and he is the biggest skateboarding poser ever. Someone fucking roast this mother fucker in hopes he'll fucking be on /b/ and see this shit.
>>673765001
If he's that pathetic, I can't imagine what a human turd you are.
>>673765219
This
His gf is cute post nudes
Cock tributes pt.3 (cont. from http://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/673756871)
roll it
rollin rollin rollin
>>673762195
Rolling into town
llor
>>673762195
rollan
ITT: We post girls and other anons tell us how they would degrade and humiliate them.
>>673761728
I would have her shoot a sex tape with Kanye.
Faces of /b/
Rate away /b/ros
>>673763809
you that German dude?
Non rekt or porn Webm thread
>>673757971
there's something about this video that makes me sad he's being wasteful with this fictional food.
New thread Boxxy/Catie
GMT is late, edition.
where my peeps @?
>>673741255
I am not late. You are early.
>>673742410
I want you to see this as a personal victory.
Twice in 24 hours I have started a bouxi thread.
How are you today friend?
ITT: Fluffy abuse. Dump all fluffy abuse pics here.
Fluffy abuse anon for 4 years here.
Why the sudden popularity of Fluffy abuse threads? Are you desperate to bring new artists to the booru since carpdime/wolf slowed down? Making back to back threads always is a fail.
>>673747179
Back to back threads are made because of shitposters and spammers constantly ruining the threads
>>673746374
go ahead and dump then
Non-nude pictures of girls you have nudes of but have never posted but are debating on posting.
I saw this chick get posted weeks ago and want nudes of her so bad. So fucking hot
Fucked up shit you've done and sorta feel bad about.
Part 2:
>>673752816
wanna hear more from that fag who got fucked by the nigger
>be me teenager middle school
>meet beautiful girl in middle school
>be the most loving couple ever
>madly in love with each other
>my bestfriend at school (a black kid) hangs out with me everyday after school
>one day he asks me what I think sex feels like
>I tell him I'm not sure
>he said want to find out? pull your pants down
>I pull my pants down and bend over on my hands and knees
>I hear him spitting on his hands and wiping them together
>feel something against my ass which I think is his finger
>most immense pain ever in my ass
>feel both of his hands on my hips
>wtf look back and he is fucking me
>after a few minutes he finishes and says
>eww dude wtf you took a dump on my dick
>look back and he has crap stains on his dick but can't really tell because he's black
>after that day me and him never mention it again
>we slowly stop hanging out with each other so much
>girlfriend asks why I don't hang out with bestfriend anymore
>tell her he's been really busy now and don't have time
Continued
>>673753120
fast forward 2 years later
>girlfriend and I are still together and she is at my house
>be me browsing myspace and get new message
>old black kid bestfriend messages me on myspace a few years later
>open message and see this
>"rememeber what he did that one day?"
>instantly know what he's talking about but deny it
>"uhh no, when?"
>remember that one day we had sex?
>my heart is beating really fast because girlfriend is walking back and forward listening to her cd player with headphones
>quickly X out my myspace page
>she takes off her headphones and says "WHAT?"
>oh I didn't say anything
>she goes to the bathroom
>I instantly log back into my account and send him this message
>"dude don't fucking message me stuff like this again my girlfriend is over here"
>I get this message 3 minutes later
>"so... you haven't told her yet...
>heart starts pounding hard, sweating bullets, I'm too mad
>(thinking) if I'm hostile he'll find a way to blackmail me, but wait no one would believe his crazy story with no evidence, still I can't risk it
>reply back to his message
>oh no I didn't tell her yet, haha, want to meet up on saturday and talk about this?
>hear the bathroom door unlock
>quickly X out the page
Continued
>>673753175
>girlfriend eventually leaves
>open up myspace and read new message
>"yeah saturday is fine"
>ohthankgod.jpg
>heart still beating because I don't know wtf he's planning
>fast forward to saturday
>meet him at the part we used to go to after school sometimes
>he tells me that he can't forget what we did and thinks about it every single day
>tells me he wants to do it again
>I tell him "no dude, I didn't know wtf I was doing and that I have a girlfriend and I'm straight
>he says "I might tell your girlfriend if you say no"
>I say "what happened to you man, that's super fucked up, but she wouldn't believe you anyways"
>then he says the most frightening thing that I've ever heard in my entire life
>"I have proof"
>(thinking) that's fucking bullshit, he never had a camera phone, and there's no way you can have proof of somthing like that
>still my heart drops
>I want to call the cops on him for harrassing me but that would almost certainly set him off since he probably wouldn't go to jail for it
>(thinking) would a restraining order work?
>I eventually tell him "alright man we can do it again but just wait until I message you on myspace"
>I don't really plan on doing it again but this will buy me some time to think of some way out
Continued
