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LISTEN UP, /B/.
I COME TO YOU WITH A SET OF DEMANDS. I HAVE A HOSTAGE, AND I AM NOT AFRAID TO TAKE HIM APART, PIECE BY PIECE.
I REQUIRE PHOTOGRAPHS. TIMESTAMPED PHOTOGRAPHS, TO PROVE THAT THEY ARE LEGITIMATE. AFTER THIS POST, I WILL ALLOW A FIFTEEN MINUTE GRACE PERIOD FOR THE FIRST PICTURE- BUT AFTER THAT, IF I DO NOT RECEIVE A PICTURE AFTER EVERY TEN MINUTES, THE BUNNY LOSES A LIMB.
THIS IS MY LIST OF DEMANDS:
- A HOT WHEELS CAR ON A PAIR OF TITS, CLOTHED OR BARE. MAN TITS ACCEPTED.
- ONE OF YOUR POSTS ON AN OBSCURE BOARD, ALONG WITH A LEGITIMATE
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>>676952703
Time doesn't tick you asshole. Clocks do. Kill the bunny so I can fap to it.
TL;DR: OP is a faggot.
>>676952703
DO IT FAGGOT
leave the Bunny alone!!!!!!
>>676952703
What the fuck did the bunny ever do to deserve this you fucking degenerate I'm calling the fucking RSPCA. See you in court you bastard
ITT:
Brittany Venti
You know what to do
We love you.
>>676946594
Nice dick artard, bet you don't have the nerve to post your dongar on her pussy!
Sure
si
Of course we are OP, post more
>>676940189
Plz
>>676945611
Die please
Bye
>>676945611
moar please?
Show your face trap!
The ride must go on s/fur
>>676954415
I wanna be inside a shark grills belly
Also requesting Dragons dinosaures and other scalie toothy beauties
DEUTSCHLAND!
Kann hier jemand sagen wer der Boxxer / das Boxxfotzist, also die gesamte Geschichte und nicht nur die Kleinigkeiten?
Jeder der einen Pitbull hat sollte sich das Video anschauen
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7d9_1459375055
würde ich, wenn ich da viel drüber wüsste. avatare interessieren mich nicht...
sonst keine fragen des abends?
>>676947380
Gute Frage.net
Wiedermal nachtschicht. Amüsiert mich!
>>676947380
Heil Boxxer!
Hey /b/tards, lets get a -sexy midget that you'd stick your dick in- thread going.
Rules: Can be nude, clothed, or just porn.
I've always wanted to fuck a midget. Mainly because my dick is small and Fucking a midget might make me feel less inadequate as compared to normal sized girls who laugh at it
Fb fap thread v.1339
Requesting moar of this godlike creature
Ask a jew anything
Can your family cook or do they burn
>>676951962
You want me to ash you or ask you?
how big is your nose?
>>676952041
They can cook
If you're from Israel, what's your opinion on non-believing tourists in your country?
Pictures you shouldnt share thread
>pic related
not pay much attention unless /b/ wants more
thank ms skeltal
>>676942822
well fuck me...
moar foar shoar
give titties
Game time.
Roll,
if singles, you're safe.
if dubs, you go this dreadful place and find some cool maymays.
if trips, you leave /b/ 9fag for a week.
roll for gay
trips
At least 9gag is self aware of their shit. People here think they are better.
Check these singles
Not happening.
I'm fine with all the alternetives, roll.
Why we won't gather all smokers,stoners,addicts and junkies and burn them to death?
why we should waste our resources on these plebs?
I am none of what you mentioned but damn someone is mad
>>676944766
>Implying YOU contribute anything to society
>>676945137
at least i'm not hurting anyone by second hand smoking and encouraging usage of drugs.this could be count as a contribution
>>676944766
Way to go, Achmed.
>>676944766
edgy teenager is edgy
Post pictures you've posted on /b before. Anons comment if they've fapped or saved.
saved or fap?
Anyone save my ex ??
>>676949594
you post her everyday so there's no need to save
>>676949684
Fair enough .., what about fap ?
Waifu claiming thread.
"I was writing replies and the thread 404'd before posting them" version
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>>676951673
Furthering skinship with you is such a pleasure. Keep doing the same thing, you cutie~
>more hugs
>For Emi
>>676952430
>N-no hugs thanks...
What's wrong? Did something bad happen? You're making me worried...
>For Stocking
-Tatsie~
Ayy
Apparently I missed a story
>claimed
Homu-chan claimed!
To the Atago-anon:
>>676952370
Dont get mad over my taste... you should be happy we dont have to compete over big tit monsters.
>>676952861
>yume
hanging and throwing raisins away is just the best
Sup
>Emi a qt<3
The American military is full of faggots who hate socialism and yet want the government to pay for their healthcare, their housing and their education in exchange for a few years fighting imperialistic wars, mostly from behind a fucking desk. They can all kiss my ass.
You are an asshole, if you hate our military so much maybe you should join the sand niggers
>>676947124
Hey fuckhead, the sand niggers wouldn't give two shits about the US if we weren't sending billions in aide to Israel every year because of stupid Christfags who think they're ushering in the second coming.
>>676946710
The pay in the military is shit for the first few years, that's why they get free everything.
>>676947445
And pay isn't shit for the rest of us who put ourselves through college and try to make something of ourselves? Everyone starts at the bottom. What makes them so fucking special? They get free healthcare for life, and the government pays for them to go to school. The rest of us don't get that. They're goddamned welfare queens and won't admit it.
Loli thread also if you have brown lolis please post it
Whoever that doesn't want to fuck lolis doesn't have a heart.
Whoever that fuck them has no brain.
>>676948559
you can't fuck a 2d drawing...
what is wrong with the other loli thread?
MMMmmm Fuckpig likes this little one
Fuckpig thinks this loli is shocked at what she sees.
Lets do this i like china but i had problem with the app
This (I'm from Latvia, but I will post a proper one soon)
I only have europe
>>676940150
The only thing I really want to know is why the fuck you would love North Korea OP..
>>676941181
Who doesn't love North Korea?
>>676941319
Any goddamn patriot worth their salt!!
hacked mms thread continued! X3
So ever since that picture message hack from http://mmsrecovery.tumblr.com/ came out where you insert anyone's number and it retrieves all picture messages within last 90 days. I have seen a lot of threads on posting stolen photos. Continuing this trend! Again! For x3 time!
Post pics and the relation to you <---
Sweeeet!!
Totally hacked a coworker haha
>>676946834
Damn she's cute
Tried hacking like three people and only got two good pics fml
Old thread >>676911831
http://www.rinmarugames.com/playgam e.php?game_link=mega-anime-avatar-c reator
Make your waifu and get roasted for your bad taste
inb4 Hanako is best waifu
You people really suck at making attractive waifus.
You need some smug.
>>676943620
ok
>>676943120
hey :)
>>676943120
Rin > Emi > Lily > Hanako >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Shitzune
>>676944721
did he died?? info?
Thanks for the webms and gifs /b/. Fuck this shit can be annoying to deal with.
>>676944926
What the fuck is he doing so close to that? I'd take a quick snapchat before I set it on fire and run away as fast as I could
