red leader standing by
>>675411738
Red Man standing by
Red October standing by
>>675411738
Red Fox standing by
Red Lobster standing by
WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR AND WHY IS IT TRUMP?
Because he's the only good candidate.
Trump is going to get destroyed by a woman. lmfao
>>675406183
I destroyed your mom last night.
Hunger Games thread, First 24 get in
Your sister
The Yellow Ranger
Hitler
qt3.14
Share your deepest secrets - you know you want to...
I want to kill myself. That is it.
already said it in some other threads but i got coerce into giving a guy a blowjob and ended up really loving it, never really had the chance to do anything more though
>>675409523
>>675409523
what has been keeping you around?
>>675409604
how did that happen?
Dirty whores like this thread, all I got and makes me diamonds.
>>675407554
BUMP
Bamp
>>675407554
what fucking festival is this
both ugly ur prollly ugly too fuck off op go to bed
Does anybody on /b/ yoyo?
Yes.
I do, I use the x888 and Dark magic 2 mostly but I pretty much fuckin' hate how DM2 feels, I just think it's easier to land tricks with some weight
Oh, the annual Autism Questionnaire.
Didn't realize it was that time of the year already.
Oh yeah, I live really close to Lofty Pursuits, The Yoyoguy store. Shits gone down hill now with all the fuckin ice cream, but I still pick up my Alchemy MX on occasion.
Bored asf. Itt: We vaguely describe videogames. Other anons try to guess the game. I'll start
>Spanish people
>Usless girl
>Cool hair
>Tentacles
Res evil 4
-jerk brother
-interesting friends
-dont touch his hamster
>>675411255
Damn, too easy, and nice dubs btw, theres another:
>Maze
>Fruits
>Ghosts
>>675411513
Maniac Mansion maybe?
Hey /b/, I was born and raised in California, and the liberal world has really weathered me. I've been bombarded with anti-left and anti-Trump propoganda. Im starting to see his points and kinds swingings his way. My question is, why is Trump the best choice? Could someone explain his biggest ideas and what hes pushing the most?
>>675408654
You mean anti-right?
>>675408894
Whoops. Thanks Anon
>>675408654
He knows how the market should be handled because he's experienced it the most and played it the best
He's also not a bumbling buffoon the media portrays him as and would most likely have some of the best negotiations when dealing with the religious conflict between palestine and israel...ISIS and the rest is debateable
also the wall is worth it, Illegally immigrating and not returning anything to the system warrants tighter borders and deportation
his tax plan makes me diamonds
plus that wall
and common core removal
Friends you'd fuck
all of them
Known her for a couple years really want to fuck her but I cant
Just forced my sister to fuck me and I got it on vid, /b/:
http://eaglehousehotel.eu/wincest
pic related
>>675412787
Still there anon?
>>675412787
my boner broke the world record speed of getting hard
>>675412787
goddammit i could hit her anytime
>>675412787
MMMmmhhh....fucking Yeah!!!!!!......I shot a big cums to my penis!....Thick mushroom sead big one!!!....Gggguhh I cummed so hard it blew hole in monitor!!!...
Trying acid for the first time this weekend.
Got 20 tabs of 110ug(Or so i'm told) and was going to share with a friend of mine. Was thinking i'd take one to start then another if I felt up for it. Any tips /b/?
OP here again. My friend and I also agreed that we'd be open to anal penetration if the opportunity arises. Is first time anal possible on acid?
Take all of them to get desired effects
its not what you'd expect, just remember to have fun
If you take 5 each and split the last one it will make anal play alot more enjoyable and fun.
S/fur thread, still doing this edition.
more like hfur amirite
>>675409984
Ya got your own thread for that.
Quitting my job via text at 2:30 in the morning. 69 decide what I say
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>675410790
re fucking roll
I won't be at work tomorrow. Or ever. I'm not cut out for this world. I'm sorry.
Let's stop the loneliness! Let's all (You) each other :3
fuck your (you)
>>675406394
>(You)
>>675406394
>>675406487
fuck you
13 get
>>675409170
roll1
Cast
>>675409170
roll
Roller rink
ITT: awkward sex stories
i met my current girlfriend from my sisters work, she is super hot and ive always considered her to be out of my league.
>be me
>a little over a month ago
>we are dating at this point but we havent had sex just yet
>casually making out one night
>i usually touch her boobs and rub my hands around but i never tried to force sex on her
>she pulls me over so i am on top of her making out
>things start getting pretty heavy
>both have removed our shirts
>she reaches down and starts unbuttoning my pants
>at this point my dick is as hard as a fucking diamond
let me explain, she is 5'4 and has a small framed body, i am 5'11 and i have about a 6.5 inch dick, its really girthy and has alot of veins, so i figured i would fucking destroy her tiny body.
anyway,
>she takes my pants off
>i struggle to take hers off, but eventually i get them off
>rubbing her vagina through her panties
>decide to go for it
>i hastily rip off her panties
>she takes my underwear off with the speed of jesus on cocaine
>rubbing her clit
>just as i go to stick it in, she is obviously tensing up
>vagina is so tight i cant get it in more than half an inch
>no lube around
>she is dripping wet, but the more i try to force it in she keeps making a painful face
>i stop for a minute,
>dick goes completely soft and nothing can get it back up
>i feel like a fucking moron
>immediately start apologizing
>put clothes back on
>we fall asleep
so yeah, that was the story of how i failed at fucking my current girlfriend the first time.
/thread
>>675405463
post her nudes you fucking faggot
>>675405671
i have some on my phone, let me get on here on my iphone and ill post them
>>675405859
based anon
thread for 10/10 natural tits
post the best
interested
Draw Thread
Another Show Us Those Tits Edition
anon edition, here it cums
Why do these captchas get progressively more fucking stupid? Jesus Christ.
>>675407793
Fucking ugly
What's the best pair of tits you've seen in a film or tv show?
Trump and Cruz at any debate.
>>675406712
kek
Colorado thread
719..... Checkin in
Sloans lake reporting in
Denver (DU area) checking in
Why Colorado so stingy with their nudes?
