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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Just stole some fancy cheese, toothpaste and toothbrushes from Countdown, just slipped them into my pockets when in a judged blind spot. Haven't done this for many years but I'm broke as fuck.
I've seen other shoplifting threads recently but I need inspiration for my next capers here in New Zealand. Don't want to get caught as am here on a work visa but I'm too lazy to work.
What can I get away with easily?
>Also NZ thread
Bump
>>700625596
Napier reporting in
Whole frozen salmon
>>700625596
You're probably on one of these in a break room somewhere
>>700625596
Where are you OP?
>be black femanon
>talking to a white guy online
>says he loves me second day of speaking
>forced to say it back now bc not rude
>asked me to date him
>doesn't want to date him
>fucking example of a loser white guy who plays cod all day
>always wants to talk about how fucking depressing his life is and that he needs to drink
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>>700632330
Leave. He won't do it.
>>700632330
>be black femanon
>black femanon
>black
>femanon
>>700632330
ignore him. he'll call you a nigger and a whore a few times then he'll get over it. it's what guys do
>boring
>the sort of depressed person who talks about how depressed they are
>willing to racemix
He's trash, leave him and pray he actually pours himself a cup of Clorox.
>why would anyone lie on the internet?
Loli bread continues.
![[50014964_p3][jsriu][roll].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ktvxCBq.jpg "[50014964_p3][jsriu][roll].jpg")
noice
Somebody wanted some flower girl.
Waifu claiming thread
The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>Keep RP and ERP to minimum
>It's late but that's okay
>Post fitting, nit over-sexualised content
>Most important: Have fun!
Claimed.
Claiming Felix
Claiming
Raven claimed
Claimed.
>>700631653
Unless they're an aggressive species they really don't do much.
>>700631521
>
I'm running out of smug
Hitagi claim
S/nek
Thanks, mang.
>>700633360
Ausfag here.
What's the best way to stop abos from stealing shit off your front porch?
Bump
Try moving.. they wont stop...
Get a gun or a very angry dog.
Fuckin abos
>>700609808
>leaving stuff out the front of your house in areas with boongs.
Houso detected.
Oc creepshot thread
weirdo
>>700615992
cringe thread
>>700631087
>>700631118
is it the same person?
ITT:
We make other anons hard/fap/cum with our best porn
Help me out bros
>>700616340
>best porn
>posts gif and jpg
pics she told you not to share cont.
3
>>700626683
>>700627031
Goddamnit, this is fucking hot
>>700627031
damn thats sexy. moar pics?
Any Mayhem fans on /b/?
Cuck Captions Thread. Told you fuckers I'd be back. Post a pic you want captioned. Will also do some non-cuck stuff (lez, incest, etc) but it's gotta be a good picture. Will dump other Anon's girlfriends and wives I've done cause fuck it
My gf
>>700612960
I'll do it
favorite nude of my wife to get captioned
>>700613216
Good lookin bro
LOLI BREAD
>Pic unrelated, deleted my files. I NEED SOME QUALITY LOLI NOW
>>700620918
SATA ANDAGIIIIIIIIIII
http://www.pomfpomf.moe/doujins/33/
I'm voting for Hillary now
I got tons
fb fap thread
>>700623673
more
>>700623673
>>700624151
post all you got
Do you guys like my waifus?
>>700617617
THESE ARE NOT YOUR WAIFU"S YOU HEATHEN, THEY ARE A PRECIOUS ANONS TRUE WAIFU AND YOU DISRESPECT EVERYTHING HE STANDS FOR YOU FUCKING CUNT
>>700617617
Those are pretty fat fake assess.
>>700617617
name of the blue haired character on the right please
>>700617861
Yes they are
>>700617617
more pls
General cuck thread. Post girls you know or are related to and anons tell us how they'd use them
>>700625676
Lift her dress up and fuck her cunt
>>700625676
i'd send that fifty little cunt right to my labor camp
>>700625558
pull up her shirt and suck on those tits. then peel off those shorts and play with her ass. got more of her?
>>700625791
fuck, does she have kik anon?
Can I get a trap thread? OC always welcome.
I deleted all of my trap images, but lurking.
Lost my trap folder, NEED new trap stuff.
>>700616084
Very nice
bumbin
Can Americans solve something as basic as this?
1
>>700612929
0 you dumb cunt
It's 2nd grade shit here. Probably muricans need a phd for that.
9.
>>700613158
this
Americunt reporting
Late night shota bread go
>>700617890
shota bread?
Anyone interested in giving a shota boy a check up in roleplay?
(Horrifyingly inferior to your lord and friendly neighborhood Spiderman) Waifu Claiming Thread
>Claim your inferior Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming inferior Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or Spiderman desires them)
>No anti-spiderman content
>Worship you're beautiful and friendly neighborhood Spiderman
Calamity-masu'd
![Kirino [307].png](https://i.imgur.com/cDfbIZP.png "Kirino [307].png")
>>700623271 Ika
Ah, break is always nice. Time to relax and focus on things you actually like. Like sleeping. So anything goes for the job then? Goodluck searching for one man. I just work at a local supermarket, nothing special.
Nah, just a flat, been a while since I've been for a ride, which isn't good, for my health atleast. BMX, by the way if you were going to ask.
Claimed.
Yee
I claim the tightest pussy here.
