What was the worst thing you did in your childhood?
>>680169508
fuck your momma
Cum all over the toilet seat
smoked enough weed to green out at 7yrs old. It kinda messed me up for life.
>>680169574
Dad I finally found you!!
Asian babes thread. Show me your best grills. Pic releated (don't know name, pls sauce)
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"It doesn't matter that you have a big cock of you can't use it well" is something women love to tell everybody, but what do they mean by "using it well"?
What does good sex depend on? On the duration of the act? Are there specific movements one should make? Or they are talking about atmosphere?
>>680159741
confirmed small dick and virgin
Jesuذ
>>680159856
Both real
Atmosphere is damn important, apart from setting the right atmosphere and eating her out well there is not that much skill involved in sex.
I had some women which came with the right foreplay as soon as they first sat down on me. And my dick isn't even that big.
Neuer Deutschfaden, alter war tot bevor ich antworten konnte. Dreckshurenscheiße.
>>680157189
>Was gabs zum Mittag?
Drachenfrucht, gleich noch Mango und Avocado hinterher. Und Bier. Bitburger 0,0%.
>War's gut?
Hervorragend.
>Wie läufts im Job/Studium? Zufrieden?
Derzeit Leerlauf, Zeit für Sport und autodidaktisch lernen, bissl jobben. Geht in Ordnung.
>Wie würdet ihr euer politisches Denken einordnen?
Anarchismus. Lysander Spooner ftw. Den "rechten" zu links, den "linken" zu rechts.
>>680157498
>manchmal habe ich das Gefühl, dass die Normies nur zum sozialisieren in die Uni gehen
Ist auch so, saufen und ficken, je nach Studienrichtung nix anderes.
>>680158008
>ihr könnt
Kind? Ruf die Polizei.
>>680159331
Wo kommst her? Wo willst hin?
bamp
>>680161994
>Drachenfrucht
Schmeckt doch nach nichts. Ist da überhaupt irgendwas drin?
>>680161994
>alter war tot bevor ich antworten konnte
Ich kenne das Fühl.
Fühlt schlecht Mann.
>>680162811
Schmeckt und riecht köstlich, besonders nach dem Sport. Die Schale duftet nach Blumen und das Fruchtfleisch schmeckt nach Kiwi/Stachelbeere so in etwa. Da sind Nährstoffe drin.
>>680162933
Mh, gibt das auf Vollchan brauchbare Deutschfäden? Hier ist ja eh nur Krebs eigentlich.
Waifu claiming thread.
>Procrastination Edition!
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>forget your priorities
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>tab here every once in a while
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Homura claimed
>>680175343
Fuck. What do you think of the Stone Temple Pilots? That's all I wanted.
Best energy drink? Currently drinking this one and it's tasty af
>>680166560
666
>>680166560
What does it taste like ?
>>680167294
Like Zero Ultra, you illiterate fuck
>>680166560
Those are surprisingly tasty but still terrible for you. Why can't they just make a low calorie high caffeine bev w/out goddamn artificial sweeteners?
Random Picture Drop
bump from op
***BERNIE VS. TRUMP GAME [part 3]***
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To win each state, you have to roll a "0" or dubs. First to 270 wins!
Trump has a small lead over Bernie Sanders late, with Johnson in 3rd place.
Battleground state Iowa votes right now!
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ITT: CANCER
>>680178479
Gary
>>680178479
Bernman
Femanon here.
>inb4 tits or gtfo
but srsly:
I saw this today while sipping my morning coffee and really started looking into a lot of things she's done and said.
I'm very liberal and was a strong Hillary supporter because of who I am but I have to say I learned a lot over that cup of coffee and am now doubting whether I should vote based on who I am and how I feel as opposed to voting in someone who apparently will say anything to get elected and never seems to tell the truth.
If I vote for Hillary, am I actually voting for the latest pack of things that come out of her mouth that I happen to like, and if so does that make me a fool?
Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me.
Fool me over and over again, maybe I originate the problem, and am blind with an inherently flawed perspective as to what is important.
If honesty is not the first and foremost thing we should expect out of someone who represents us and "our" interests, what are we doing when we knowingly push for someone who never seems to tell the truth to begin with and we keep getting suckered by their latest words?
Seriously, I am rethinking all this and am very undecided now.
>>680162121
whatever you do, vote. if you dont vote, they count you anyways and THEY get to pick where your vote goes. worst comes to worst, vote bernie. id rather have us all broke from taxes than dead from war with russia and china.
>>680162121
Obvious b8
To date, not one thing that she is being accused of has been actually proven.
1 / 10 for making me reply.
>>680162370
I don't understand what you mean by "if you don't vote, they count you anyways". I intend to vote. Otherwise I wouldn't be doing any research into all these things, and I am considering Bernie and he seems honest but I am kind of disturbed to hear reports that his camp doesn't deny that if he loses, he will be VP for Hillary. Seems the fix is in and to me that costs Bernie a lot of credibility and makes him the same as Hillary.
>>680162121
Tits or GTFO you bitch.
jhgf
Is it bad to want to make a guy male pregnant after too much anal sex?
>leveling anything but str
>>680171077
Yes
Kids are awful
>>680171037
That level of failure is absolutely astounding.
>>680171077
Since it's impossible no value judgment is really necessary.
>>680171075
Yeah, I lost track of patches/siegward/greirat at some point. But I completed the Anri quest by accident and made sure to take care of muh sorcerer.
No porn webm thread? Dumping to fix.
Anyone know where I can host .mkv files for streaming? If so, I'll reward /b/ with a mystery movie.
>>680163362
youtube
>>680163497
Wouldn't they detect copyrighted audio even if it is unlisted?
>>680163565
nah they dont
or just upload it on google drive
>>680163643
All right. Thread might 404 eventually, but I'll make a new one once the uploading process is done. Key word is mystery movie.
Ylyl thread
Let's create the Holy Empire Of /b/
>>680173586
Proud peasant ready to bow
Just a pleb. Cries
The highest of surfs
Crown me the God-Emperor /b/roseph of the /b/russian Empire.
Hey b how do we stop the hate against Israel?
The media campaign and propaganda against Israel we see EVERYDAY on the news is just disgusting.
Israel is a accepted nation worldwide, after 1000 of years of hate and harassment against jews they finally got their own land..
Israel got ENEMIES on all boarders!! they are surrounded on all fronts..
Israel has a right to defend itself because EVERYDAY satanic terrorist shoot missiles against innocent Israeli civilians
Not executing people with gunshots to the head on camera probably good place to start
>>680163898
Go back to your containment board.
>>680163898
>Le hot jewish army chicks isreal is great propaganda
>>680163998
stop spreading lies
muslim propagandais detected
***BERNIE VS. TRUMP GAME [part 2]***
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To win each state, you have to roll a "0" or dubs. First to 270 wins!
Election is pretty much a dead heat! Johnson with a slim edges over Sanders and Trump.
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>>680174873
gary
>>680174957
Bern
>>680174957
Trump
left or right thread
Far right
>>680160195
Kek
>>680160072
I'd wreck the right
What kind of career does /b/ have and what kind of career do you wish you had? High school senior beyond clueless where to go next.
neet
>>680157105
Cool thread let's see where this goes
>>680157105
im currenly learning how to fix cars etc and i enjo it very much but i whould also like to write. (in my native language)
>>680157105
well this proves that all of /b/ is full of high schoolers or faggots with no life at all
Ugly girls you fucked or want to
Back
Ask a straight guy going to Thailand tomorrow to suck feminine ladyboy penis anything.
Also Trap thread
>"Straight"
>"Going to suck a penis"
Choose one.
Do you have a supply of PrEP to avoid HIV?
Traps are actually a straight fetish. Gay men have no interest in the female looking body.
Its only a dick bro,don't take it so hard.
>>680156120
Don't know where to buy it and must be pricey
