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ITT we create the perfect woman. Only dubs with actual relevant responses can contribute to the perfect woman. Give image if necessary.
Body
1st Dub = Height
2nd Dub = Breasts (Size, Shape, Areola)
3th Dub = Waist Size
4th Dub = Hip Size
5th Dub = Vagina
6th Dub = Butt
7th Dub = Legs
8th Dub = Feet
9th Dub = Hands
Other
10th Dub = Ethnicity
Face
11th Dub = Head Shape
12th Dub = Hair
13th Dub = Eyes
14th Dub = Nose
15th Dub = Mouth
How tall is the perfect woman? Why she's 4'9" of course.
Breast should 32 DD round with pink nipples about quarter-sized
Rolling for feminine penis.
210cm
3 feet tall.
Incest bread
Bumpin
I have no content Op. Sorry
ill bump with my twisted fantasy, impregnating my stepmom and make my dad think its his.
Then do it all over again
Bump
>dry humped my sister for years
>we got naked a bunch
>ate her out a couple times through pants
>never fucked but always wanted to or get a blowjob
>>681733400
You brought the dubs
85 tells me what to do
>>681761233
If female show tits and spread them legs.
If fag an hero.
>>681761233
Kill yourself
>>681761233
stick it in the pooper
>>681761614
Rollin for this
>>681761233
bend down spreading your anus
Draw thread
Durst
Fred
Fuck
You
Pics you said you'd never share
>>681747282
Lost
anon, you wake up tomorrow to find you time traveled back to Sept 10, 2001. What do you do ?
Fap and goto bed.
>>681750626
Do exactly what I did on September 10th, 2001.
Snort a line of coke and slap my wife.
Am I my age now or am I 15 again?
Find a good view.
Skip school and get stoned again, good times.... Worry free, tons of pussy
These kind of gifs please I'll dump
Waifu claiming thread.
>QUADS EDITION
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Cirno claimed
>>681759995
DANGIT BAKA THAT'S OFF BY 5
>tfw gonna delete thread out of shame for missing quads
Rumia claimed
still here
No YLYL?????
Wtf b
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY7uM4S5lbM
Fresh OC /b/oi
>>681744006
>image.gif
FUCKING PHONE POSTERS.
Go play kickball faggot.
Last thread reached limit
Dubs decide what I say to my mom(pretty sure shes drunk)
I'll only say sexual things for trips
say you want to have sex with her
Your panties get my engine revving. Vrum vrum mom, vrum vrum
>>681760018
Would you be mad if I pooped in your panties on your bed? Do we have a wet-vac?
>>681760018
I want you to take a dump on my chest and rub it in with that thick ass of yours. Damn, these panties are so soft, but they make me so hard.
>>681760018
i've always wanted to fuck you mom, can i?
cringe bread part 2
>>681750572
>>681750572
So he's so hideous that he doesn't want to inflict the horror that is him upon the unsuspecting masses and had therefore created a toon alterego which enables him to interact with real people. What makes that cringe?
Cum/Fap Roulette
Get rolling homos.
Pls no
original vid fag
autobots, roll out
My mom is at a party getting drunk. Dubs decide what I say. Can't be anything sexual unless you get trips.
I killed the dog and I think I'm gay
>>681755974
roll
>>681755974
get
>>681755974
re-roll
>>681755974
This
Magic 8ball thread. There exists no better way to make life choices.
Posts ending in:
1)Guaranteed.
2)Very Likely.
3)probable.
4)possible.
5)Unlikely.
6)Very unlikely.
7)Impossible.
8)You're asking the wrong question.
9)You're fucked either way.
0)Roll again. Can't ask the same question twice.
Dubs: (Refer to 1-0) You now have Herpes Simplex 1 in and around your cock/clam.
Trips: (Refer to 1-0) Good fortune awaits.
Quads: (Blue:1-5, Red:6-0) Bill Cosby will visit you in your dreams. You take the blue pill, you wake up
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Am i a nigger?
>>681755248
Roll
>>681755248
will i get the work visa i've been waiting for?
Would I go out with that girl?
Should I pursue muscles
***TRUMP VS. SANDERS GAME [part 2]***
Get in here and roll for your favorite candidate to win! For a roll to count, your comment must include the name of your candidate AND reply to the latest map update.
To win each state, you have to roll a "0" or dubs. First to 270 wins! If no one reaches 270, a house vote decides the election!
>Candidates: #1) Donald Trump #2) Ron Paul #3) Bernie Sanders
The east coast treated Paul very well, but we're on to the Midwest now. Plenty of states for Trump and Sanders to play catch up!
============================
***REPLY HERE TO ROLL FOR MISSOURI***
============================
TO WIN - Roll a "0" or dubs
No write-ins. Unlimited rolls allowed.
>>681755300
moot
>>681755300
BernBern
>>681755256
>>681755300
Ron Paul 2016
>>681755300
Ron
Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Shinoa claimed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIvdj2dwfxE
>>681755060
o hi
Yuno claimed
ITT: we post and rate each others girlfriends. Pic related
>>681738061
Awe shes cute, i bet she's very loyal
>>681738061
probably super religious, yet loves being treated like a slut in bed
>>681738290
>>681738384
Yeah, she's not religious though
she looks like 15, cute though.
>>681738061
7/10
Fb fap 3
Jasmine
>>681753738
more
More
risk thread continued
>>681740879
Also let me know if I missed anything
Cherokee roll to thicken Mensa border wall
>>681740879
attack the Lock Legion
>Land of Whores
>>681740879
Roll to take Pennsylvania back from Lock Legion and Smallpox
>PR
gump how would you feel about a mutal allince to them.
>mensa
>>681740879
Looking good. North and expand into neutral again.
>Shu army.
***TRUMP VS. SANDERS GAME***
Get in here and roll for your favorite candidate to win! For a roll to count, your comment must include the name of your candidate AND reply to the latest map update.
To win each state, you have to roll a "0" or dubs. First to 270 wins! If no one reaches 270, a house vote decides the election!
>Candidates: #1) Donald Trump #2) Ron Paul #3) Bernie Sanders
Election night in America begins here in Maine!
============================
***REPLY HERE TO ROLL FOR MAINE***
============================
TO WIN - Roll a "0" or dubs
No write-ins. Unlimited rolls allowed.
>>681749586
Trump
>>681749586
Trump
>>681749586
Trump
>>681749820
Donald Trump carries Maine to start the election off!
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***REPLY HERE TO ROLL FOR NEW HAMPSHIRE***
============================
TO WIN - Roll a "0" or dubs
No write-ins. Unlimited rolls allowed.
