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ylyl You Laugh You Die edition
Rules: no banana.
>>705427685
lol that's fuckin sad.
>>705427936
I'm woke. Bump.
What is the yellow abomination's fate?
Sharpie in pooper
burned likie a kike
>>705419900
Arm amputated
kek, I had one of those as a kid.
SPACE PROGRAM
Drawthread: Holy shit you guys are fast
will you kiss the panda?
Crybaby still around?
we still waiting for those lewds
Omg this shit is priceless.
>>705427150
>Holy shit you guys are fast
More like the text replies to drawings ratio is fucking abysmal
creepshot thread #3
>>705416164
not sure you understand the topic
new celeb thread - perverts only please
>>705424579
She better be doing porn within the next few years...
If this is going to be one of those threads where Ariana/Chloe Moretz/Swift/Watson fans suck each other off with shitty roleplay the whole time I'm out
Perverts only? Count me in
10/10s
You first
>>705418795
10/10 most cancerous thread you win OP
>>705418893
Gottem!
I'll need 36 tributes.
Goldark
Prof. Zoom
Eric Harris
Mart
Kazugeta
Dogeanon here. Get ready, o champions of the Sun. Praise be! I've completely revamped my game to make it more complex to keep people's interest longer so we can complete more games.
RULES:
General:
1. If three users post "skip" consecutively three times, we move onto the next boss. This may only be used once. Boss 26 cannot be skipped.
2. If a Skip is issued, we will hold a poll to vote on its finality, timing subject to OP.
3. Posts that meet or exceed the values needed to satisfy a requirement of the boss still count. For instance,
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>>705427953
Everybody vote skip.
skip
Tripple my nipple fags
Op what about seath?
Skip
roll. trips gets a random webm or gif. whatever i feel like clicking.
>>705425729
rel
Shanti
Brooma
roll
Roll
Nm she's a degenerate
>>705413257
She's Russian, what the fuck did you expect?
She'll look like this in ten years.
>>705413257
...and human and uses coke like 80% of americunts
you are the degenerate op.
>>705413257
>>705413488
I'd rather have this in 10 years than what Americans look like in their 'prime'.
>>705413257
>thinking coke makes you a degenerate
I can tell someone here makes less than 6 figures.
sup /b/, I want to cut myself with this knife
dubs what I carve into myself, and trips decides where I cut it
cut yourself a slice of cake
>>705422949
At least you're not using a shitty knife.
Cut my name into your thigh
your nigerian over lord
>>705423151
reroll
"I fuck dogs"
Forehead
"Wake Up Becoming A Girl/Guy" thread, go! Femanons, your roll image is coming up in the next post...
What would you do in your final moments of masculinity/femininity? I'd probably fire up my camera and record the entire thing....while jacking off one last time, of course!
Shameless plug: >>705414066
>>705415082
Femanons, here is your roll image. Who/What would you fuck first? Your best friend/girlfriend, or the first random male/female you meet? Have fun, and please let us know how you would enjoy your new dick!
roll?
Rul
Roll.
roll
pics you saved from other anons and need moar of
>>705420058
ITT: Spectacularly lonely teenagers.
Trans girl here. Getting some money this november and want ideas of sex toys to buy. This is my current collection.
How about spending the money on a psychologist since you have a mental disease?
>>705404466
I live in Canada, counselling is free, just like my hormones. ^_^
>>705404304
How do bumpy ones feel? I like ridges but it seems so difficult to find toys with lots of ridges. Usually they aren't very pronounced either.
Honestly these feel the best
https://www.docjohnson.com/raging-hard-ons-10-dong.html
>>705404304
I like your collar and the pastel colored anal plug :)
FAP GAME
ROLL:
>1-3 FAP TO WOMEN
>4-6 FAP TO MEN
>7-9 FAP TO BOTH
>0 REROLL OR BED
Sexy Beautiful Women:
>>>/s/catalog
Yuri:
>>>/u/catalog
Handsome Men:
>>>/hm/catalog
Yaoi:
>>>/y/catalog
Roll
Rolll
rollaldiño
>>705413813
Oh god why I'm not even cay
Roll
Well, /b/. In two hours and 15 minutes, I will be 28. Found out today my fiancé got another woman pregnant. Happy birthday to me.
Tits or GTFO
>>705417388
sorry bout your luck. I hope you find some kinda comfort somehow, mazel tov
I just turned 28 and lost my girlfriend of 6 years
Welcome to the baww club
>>705417899
I was following the rules. Wasnt camwhoring. But I will share tits cause why the fuck not.
>>705417388
Cure it with posting your tits. Or kindly get the fuck off
Lawli, starting with a comic
>>705421813
>>705421991
>>705422034
>>705422097
>>705422152
who wants a hand sign?
post what you want it to sayy :)))
>>705420547
cum dumpster.
>>705420547
wait arent you underage? get off this board.
>>705420547
How about fake and gay
>>705420800
Lol no ,If I was I would know what to do
Looks can be very decieving
>>705420936
ok then, so can you do a handsign of cum dumpster then?
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>705414012
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't
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>>705423938
Correct.
CLAIMED
>>705424095
Oh hun its been so long
Ladies and Gents, Dan Gheesling has been claimed.
Hello
>no life
>juvia claimed
>lewd waifu edition?
REKT
E__-H
K__-R
THREAD
____D
>>705418186
Fucking KEK
>>705415707
>>705416530
haven't seen these before. got anything else?
