Trap/mental illness thread
Hello, all!
>>678613813
You're a big dummy
>>678613871
Yeah that sucks
Anyways I'm off to bed
If anyone wants to chat my email is: [email protected]
>>678614430
still down for kik?
disgusting.. kill yourselves.
So, about seven years ago I met an alien after I was almost killed. I know /b/ has a lot of conspiracy theories and lots of fake information surrounding aliens but I want to find out if you guys got info on these guys.
When I first met him I was trying to climb Mount Elbert starting in early December.
>Spent about a week moving in the appropriate climbing patterns
>One day I was trying to scale a steep rock face
>A blizzard is coming so if I don't get on flat ground I'm fucked.
> Climb Climb Climb FUCKING ROPE SLIPS.
>Fall about twenty feet until a hit some rocks and starting sliding
>Try to reposition myself feet first instead of my head first
>Getting close to the bottom, try to get on my side so I can roll down the flats.
>Doesn't work
>As soon as I hit flat ground my leg snaps
Reason I quit climbing right there
>Yell and scream while I'm trying to get my satellite phone out
>Start smashing buttons but im in shock so its fucking useless
>Try calming down
>Nope
>Keep yelling until I eventually pass out
Cont.
Fucking cont. OP
Bumping for genuine interest. Love these even if fake.
>>678605537
Did you ever wake up?
>>678605789
If he is writing this in real time, we might be here for a while.
Porn webm dump. Need to fill my folder.
>>678606062
Fill your folder...
<--- get on my level OP
>>678606062
sauce
>>678606207
wow. I've never seen anyone virgin so hard before
>>678606207
holy shit anon how long did that take?
You have 10 seconds to prove you are an oldfag
i hate boxxie
Burninator
I jerk it
Feels Thread Part. 2
Get in here /b/.
Hey everyone
>>678604926
Hey my friend. How are you?
rawr
roar
I'm out. Night.
>>678611127
Night, hun.
>>678612517
night night snarf
k night also
STOP WITH THE FUCKING WAIFU THREADS STOP IT
You're all fucking cancer and maybe if you devoted all this fucking time to going out and doing exercise, you wouldn't be such pathetic fat fucks. I'm sick of seeing your shitty thread so please kill yourself and make a thread of how much you want to kill yourself like everyone else fucking faggots gtfo
also the fur threads. These are the freaks that believe on every level that they are wolves or some shit. fucking weirdos.
>>678621259
Why are you so opinionated?
Why do you still live?
>>678621259
Not just waifu threads, rate my dick threads piss me off major, just a thread full of cocks.
>>678621259
All these cancer threads are the reason /b/ is dead
No Fap Challange. Last two digits determin how many hours you not gonna be fapping. Dubs don't fap for a whole week, trips til the end of this month.
Get in here fags.
roll cause i need sanity
36
Why pasta? And it's off the burners.
MULA
IF THERE ARE 3 TRIPS BEFORE THIS HITS IMAGE LIMIT, SOMETHING WONDERFUL WILL HAPPEN!
>>678614901
No it won't
>>678615174
why must you hurt me this way
ITT: Jail Bitch
>ROLL
rolololollololol
give me a sexy
re-roll
>>678616221
roooooooooooooooollllllllllllll
Asians you would fuck thread cont from
>>678591862
>>678615070
>>678615070
>>678615211
also the guy asked where i live, NY is full of them
just look harder
>>678615288
far right
>>678615288
i would stick more than my finger in her face
Cute twink thread #2
>>678609102
>>678609190
Has /b/ ever knocked up a girl?
>>678592966
Not to term, no
Took 3 of her teeth.
My wife 2x, and a girl back in college
took 3 tests before i could run out
Waifu thread. I am OP edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>one claim per anon
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
here
Claiming bb
>>678616176
sup s-mug
>>678616041
mandatory cc claim
>>678616172
thanks, i dont really like being op
imma go have a shower
Why aren't you smoking weed right now, /b/?
>>678593889
I just woke up. Let me have my coffee first.
Because I only smoke oil.
>>678593889
Because I just took 3 fat dabs of shatter.
I should be good bro
cant find any since I moved and its been pretty depressing
Girls you know that need a good hard facefuck
ylyl thread , non-cancerous edition
>Cringe thread
>>678613908
rolling
FB fap thread 2.0
Which girl would you fuck?
Sluts you know
theres gotta be some from behind
SAMMY DELANO UPDATE
I was one of the people who called in the coordinates posted not too long ago. I called them in directly to Castle Rock PD, who took them and started working.
When it was found on another thread that Sammy might not be missing, and this was indeed just a troll, I called back to let them know the coordinates might be duds.
The case had been transfered to Douglas Country Sheriff's Department because the location of the coordinates fell under their jurisdiction. The deputy I spoke to about the ordeal said that they are going to investigate further anyway, because Samantha Delano is currently registered in the Missing Juveniles system, and the coordinates are in the area she was reported missing.
This means she is currently considered missing.
I sent all of the information I could, and they're gonna do their best. I'll keep you guys posted if anything else comes my way.
Fill me in on the autism, OP. And lets keep this thread alive.
live and let live
>>678603428
bump
>>678603629
>autism
How do we fill you in on something like this? Did you look at the fucking pic?