I really like asains. Show me what you got!
>>685227068
>>685227914
Thanks... Asian and keked win win
>>685227635
>>685231328
Found this site today?
>>685231328
I'm sage-ing your thread because of your childish lack of personal morality.
>>685231451
>>685231328
>Doesn't agree with killing a helpless animal
>Thinks he's an idiot.
Edgy faggot.
I'd make you swallow your teeth boy
>>685231451
Muh dick
>>685231487
>>685231482
>>685231585
tee hee
PLEASE SIR, MAY I HAVE SOME DUBS?
>>685230034
And what do you do in case of Sex's?
>>>685222222
im a cunt
>>685230034
bow to me
Ever been caught jacking off before?
>Greentext stories, no matter how lame or short
Especially if it ever led to anything more, like a step sister/female friend wanted to fuck you after or finish for you etc.
>be fapping in my brothers room because he had a computer and I didn't at the time
>brother knocks on the window to his room from outside and starts laughing at me
>had absolutely no time to close the porn or put dick away
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>>685225348
>be me
>14 yrs old
>camping with grandparents
>cousin, m, 5 years younger than me came along
>all sleeping in pop-up camp trailer
>middle of RV park
>street lights in the park seep easily into the trailer, even with the flaps down.
>goddamn steel erection, cause...
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I've never been caught but I keep thinking it would be fun to "accidentally" let my sister catch me beating ioff
>>685226176
Why were you hoping that your grandma could see you?
>>685225348
I've never been caught, been doing it for about 14 years too.
>>685226329
All you have to do is fap in the living room or in her room and come up with an excuse as to why you were in there in the first place
Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Ruin the thread
>Most importantly: Hate everyone!
Dumpster fire edition
Obligatory claim.
I love fires!
prepare for the memining
Sexy black chick thread
>>685228312
Anyone know how to make those webms?
I have a video of a slutty little black girl in a pink school girl outfit rubbing off.
Darker or Lighter?
Can we have a Useless Superpowers thread?
You post a superpower and other anon make your power useless
ex: The ability to fly, only when you are shitting yourself
Ill start: The ability of regeneration
>>685231311
>The ability of regeneration
Only when you are healthy
>The ability of not being a faggot
The power to suck any sized shit back into you anus.
But only when you aren't shitposting...which is never
>>685231491
But you always suck too hard and end up vomiting it out.
The power to be blind in the darkness
>>685231477
>the ability of not being a faggot
only when there's semen in your ass
>unbreakable skin
s/fur
Probably won't go too well.
>>685232300
w.. why?
>>685232330
It was just me and a few spammers for a while.
I need some advice /b/.
I'd been fucking this married woman for several months (actually, we got along, really well). We were last able to see each other about 2-3 months ago (scheduling became an issue).
About two weeks ago, she sends me a message saying that she had to go to the hospital for pains. I can't go visit, due to the husband.
A couple days later, she sends another message saying that I gave her chlamydia and she was having complications. She confessed everything to her husband. Immediately, I scheduled an appointment for STI testing.
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>>685219156
Do it
>>685219399
Dubs speak truth.
I'm thinking that that's my best option. I just need to stop by the doctor's office to get a hard copy of the results, first.
>>685219922
Double dubs are better for truth =)
It would clear things out, maybe expose him, or her again. Either way, their mariage is straight in the dumper at this point.
>>685219156
>Anyway, I'm thinking of contacting him and giving him a copy of my test results.
Do this. Now.
>>685220197
I appreciate your advice and input. I'm off to the doctors to get those printed, tomorrow.
ITT: Richfags give poorfags free games
Lost Planet 3 Steam - F87QV-98FYM-0N9VG
Bionic Commando - D589W-M2M8C-MQK3Y
Mad Max. >>TGJVI-H3F39-LYB5L
thx homie i shall suck thine cock for eternity
>>685228014
all redeem.... too slow I guess
Welp...
i want
Mount And Blade Warband
Factorio
Stardew Valley
I have games to trade for them but it would be lit if i got them free
going to bed now so message me on steam if your generous or want to trade
id/Caprisun640
new celeb thread
>>685229761
Where my Skybro at?
>>685229999
Nice Quads
>>685230237
Doing bad things to his dick
If you could resurrect anybody, who would it /b/ and why
>>685226428
Martin Luther King; because it would be funny as fuck to see the liberals heads explode when he started talking about how gay marriage is wrong and how black people need the right to bare arms.
America.
>>685226428
Osama bin laden just to get people mad.
>>685227713
/thread
Adolf Hitler.
gf thread
Shota bread, get in here fags
finally a shota thread
Bump
>>685230219
Yay, I bump for little boy ass
Postan.
Bumping with shotaballs
Wincest shota, ooh
one of these threads
I seriously doubt you carry a $500 - $600 knife with you everyday
>>685224223
benchmade 42 is not 500$ m8. got mine for 100$ and am pretty sure it's not fake
>>685224550
Yes, a real benchmade model 42 is $500 $600 dollars now adays, bud. unless you got yours in 2005 or from someone who has no idea what its worth it's fake.
>>685223830
nice 42 OP
>>685225004
hm, alright. i'll take your word anon. never realized it's price..
Post your Myers-Briggs personality type here.
>ENTP reporting in
>>685226121
>image.jpg
Friendly reminder that this has been posted from an Apple mobile device and you can close the thread and let it 404, folks. Meanwhile, I'll sage it. No need to thank me, just doing my friendly bit to make this board great again.
>>685226121
Shit I know I'm IN-P i'll retake the test one sec anon
>>685226179
What the fuck? I'm pretty sure this is a bot. That's not a photo.
>>685226121
INFJ here
>>685226121
ENFP reporting in, sluts.
Who is your favorite pedophile?
Myself
OP
Donald Trump
Dan "Hymen Divider" Schneider
>>685220420
Jarred is not a pedophile. He was attracted to girls aged 15-17 which is well past puberty. He was even quoted in his text messages saying "I love big boobs" so get the fuck out of here. He was a normal man who had enough money to pay for shitty, less than legal age hookers.
FB fap, continued continued, continued, continued
that ass was a babys ass once
pick one you want more of or just roll.
Here's some more!
>>685227785
CindyKilian on insta
Rule 34 thread
>>685230999
I'm just gonna post some cool desktop backgrounds. Share if you have something good.
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