Navigation: /b/ - Random [+18] | Search | Watch naughty people [+18] | [Home]
RandomArchive logo

Archived threads in /b/ - Random - 5498. page

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

File: 1456973694502.jpg (74KB, 630x700px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1456973694502.jpg
74KB, 630x700px
So /b/ , heres my plan.

I want to lose weight and help my erection's strenth (since i feel my weight is affecting that) in two weeks. My friend who's a excersise science major will help me make a routine to go to the gym daily. Here's my plan foodwise:

I'll eat only bananas, spinach, mushrooms, protein powder, oranges. And only drink water, milk

So basically no carbs. Assuming I don't cheat on this, how much weight should i expect to lose? any comments?

> 19
>5'6'
> 200 lbs

Post your weight loss/body building routines

tl ; dr
> ITT: fat op wants to lose weight in 2 weeks
54 posts and 12 images submitted.
>>
File: 1432337466123.jpg (43KB, 697x275px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1432337466123.jpg
43KB, 697x275px
>>675888564
bump
>>
File: 1.jpg (170KB, 475x640px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1.jpg
170KB, 475x640px
>>675888564
>>
God damn do I love tiny tits.
>>
File: 2.jpg (28KB, 475x640px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
2.jpg
28KB, 475x640px
>>675889503

File: image.jpg (1MB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
image.jpg
1MB, 3264x2448px
I am house sitting my cousins house and I get to sleep in her room

Trips decided what I should do

Pic related
122 posts and 14 images submitted.
>>
>>675893760
Go to bed early
>>
>>675893876
rolling for this, and also wake up early and eat a nice breakfast
>>
>>675893876
Rolling for this to, you'll be amazed how you feel OP.
>>
>>675894325
All this and also do some house chores for her.

File: img_2817.jpg (1MB, 2448x3264px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
img_2817.jpg
1MB, 2448x3264px
Hey, fellow /b/tard here.

I've been seeing a lot of those threads saying that 8 inches are the perfect size for women and that the 5.16 inch average wiener is not adequate.

I just want to say that I wholeheartedly agree with them. I have had my fair share of penises, big and small. And I've been leaning towards the big ones. My longest lasting relationships tend to be with the guys with big dicks. I'm sorry, but average penises just don't work for me, they never make me feel "full".

I can say that I'm an expert in foreplay, I can get myself to be very wet and my vaginal walls more relaxed and stretched out so that I can take an entire cock without it hurting. I have read about fornix stimulation after seeing it so much. I tried it for the first time earlier and it hurt a bit, but I asked my boyfriend at the time to be more gentle and it then it felt amazing. Think of it like having two g-spots being rubbed at the same time, it felt so fricking good.

So yeah, in my personal opinion, big dicks do matter. And they're more fun to play with too! ;D
175 posts and 87 images submitted.
>>
>>675890936
Bigger tits please
>>
File: image.png (176KB, 494x468px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
image.png
176KB, 494x468px
>>675891112
/thread
>>
File: CANON_0001928.jpg (424KB, 1200x1600px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
CANON_0001928.jpg
424KB, 1200x1600px
you like big cocks? rate me sexy.
>>
>>675891344
Gross but big.

File: y_u_reading_dis.jpg (28KB, 615x409px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
y_u_reading_dis.jpg
28KB, 615x409px
Acne / zit popping thread
Would post more but this is all I have
Pics accepted, gifs and webms preferred
Infections / pus welcome
163 posts and 81 images submitted.
>>
>>675888211
Also, check my dubs
>>
>>675888211
holy shit this is insane. is that you? also there is no popping in this pic
>>
>>675888211
AIDS
>>
File: For what purpose.jpg (51KB, 323x454px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
For what purpose.jpg
51KB, 323x454px

the journey continues
172 posts and 151 images submitted.
>>
>>
>>
>>

File: surv.jpg (7KB, 250x242px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
surv.jpg
7KB, 250x242px
Why do we exist?
51 posts and 6 images submitted.
>>
Why not?
>>
For no reason, that's the problem
>>
>>675889330

I often think about this. It's actually pretty depressing.
>>
idk

File: 1455841282150.jpg (138KB, 921x1186px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1455841282150.jpg
138KB, 921x1186px
Kalindra thread? please?
143 posts and 63 images submitted.
>>
inb4 "shooped tits"

no care ever, would fuck anyway
>>
File: 1455851965177.jpg (367KB, 1280x1350px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1455851965177.jpg
367KB, 1280x1350px
>>675889682
same
>>
File: 40.jpg (238KB, 985x1200px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
40.jpg
238KB, 985x1200px
>>
File: 1415850786437.jpg (129KB, 545x1200px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1415850786437.jpg
129KB, 545x1200px

File: JdhKorV.jpg (79KB, 863x994px)
JdhKorV.jpg
79KB, 863x994px
O futuro presidente do Brasil o maior lider da America do Sul e transformarar o país em uma potencia mundial
200 posts and 30 images submitted.
>>
Sqn
>>
#BolsonaroPresidente #MorteComunista #MorteEsquerda
>>
Por enquanto está sendo o menos pior
>>
BOLSOMITO HU3HU3HU3 EOQ RXRXRXRX

File: 1458956188347.jpg (109KB, 1000x1105px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1458956188347.jpg
109KB, 1000x1105px
R34 continue
185 posts and 151 images submitted.
>>
File: Serana(001).jpg (123KB, 1500x1886px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Serana(001).jpg
123KB, 1500x1886px
>>
File: 1455340507948.png (3MB, 2000x2500px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1455340507948.png
3MB, 2000x2500px
>>
File: Serana(002).jpg (138KB, 900x1343px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Serana(002).jpg
138KB, 900x1343px
>>
File: Serana(003).jpg (210KB, 1279x1651px)
Serana(003).jpg
210KB, 1279x1651px

File: IMG_20150311_073016.jpg (19KB, 500x449px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
IMG_20150311_073016.jpg
19KB, 500x449px
Dubs choose my Steam avatar

Anything that's not porn goes
56 posts and 38 images submitted.
>>
bump because thou art a fag
>>
File: ifoajiovd.png (236KB, 442x205px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
ifoajiovd.png
236KB, 442x205px
>>
stfu
>>
>>675894899
/thread

File: DRZeDNs.png (81KB, 1131x643px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
DRZeDNs.png
81KB, 1131x643px
Give me a name for a dildo, and I'll make it.
127 posts and 36 images submitted.
>>
>>675891889
Heipo
>>
Sissysluts longterm plug
>>
>>675891889
"The Dildon't"
>>
File: heipo.png (72KB, 732x636px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
heipo.png
72KB, 732x636px
>>675892101

Instagram fap thread

blown so many loads to this girl
30 posts and 28 images submitted.
>>
>>
>>
File: CVHP5d0UwAAz5Oy.jpg (76KB, 522x929px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
CVHP5d0UwAAz5Oy.jpg
76KB, 522x929px
>>

File: 1457613014659.jpg (78KB, 960x960px)
1457613014659.jpg
78KB, 960x960px
Go away evil dogger
295 posts and 33 images submitted.
>>
>>675892731
Go away evil dogger
>>
Go away evil dogger
>>
>>675892731
go away evil dogger
>>
Go away evil dogger (I like cock)

File: 1455591006114.jpg (190KB, 720x1280px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1455591006114.jpg
190KB, 720x1280px
what you deserve.
266 posts and 151 images submitted.
>>
freak
>>
>>675892108
I marked it
>>
File: 1458843436296.jpg (729KB, 1200x866px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1458843436296.jpg
729KB, 1200x866px
dom, don't be mean
>>
>>675891980
oh
this beer is nice

File: deus vult23.png (396KB, 748x843px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
deus vult23.png
396KB, 748x843px
Waifu claiming thread
>Deus vult edition 3.33

The rules are very simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>only 1 claim/Anon
>Most important: Have fun!
155 posts and 151 images submitted.
>>
>>
Ayy
I had food
>claimed
>>
emperor of mankind claimed
>>
File: yasss.jpg (140KB, 655x722px)
yasss.jpg
140KB, 655x722px
>>675893733

File: elect4.png (134KB, 935x550px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
elect4.png
134KB, 935x550px
LET'S SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL

Connect-Four elections edition.

TRUMP is RED
SANDERS is BLUE

Roll dubs or 0 to make the move!

>protip: roll shitty moves for the faggot you don't want to see as president

LINK TO THE MOST RECENT UPDATE
or your shit roll will be dismissed


=============
TRUMP BEGINS
=============
320 posts and 31 images submitted.
>>
7
>>
>>675893208

TRUMP 4
>>
>>675893452

Reroll

And lets put all the Trump pieces of 4.

We'll build a wall splitting the right and left halves.
>>
3

Dick rate thread? Dick rate thread.

Post size if you know it
mine is 6x6
107 posts and 51 images submitted.
>>
File: DSC_0052.jpg (2MB, 3840x2160px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
DSC_0052.jpg
2MB, 3840x2160px
>>675884889
7.5/10
>>
File: 003.jpg (152KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
003.jpg
152KB, 800x600px
8/5
>>
File: rate.jpg (1MB, 2233x1173px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
rate.jpg
1MB, 2233x1173px
Not sure of my size
>>
>>675884889
6.5

>>675885706
6

>>675886460
6

File: image.png (68KB, 330x91px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
image.png
68KB, 330x91px
Let's make a burger
110 posts and 81 images submitted.
>>
File: well-done-steak.png (46KB, 338x194px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
well-done-steak.png
46KB, 338x194px
>>
>>
File: LePepe.gif (70KB, 500x446px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
LePepe.gif
70KB, 500x446px
>>
File: burger_sandwich_1.jpg (388KB, 1600x1219px)
burger_sandwich_1.jpg
388KB, 1600x1219px

File: km22.jpg (353KB, 700x933px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
km22.jpg
353KB, 700x933px
Do you want to see my brothe's ex gf naked???
132 posts and 35 images submitted.
>>
>>675890588
Meh. Why not?
>>
File: kmi33.jpg (361KB, 700x1016px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
kmi33.jpg
361KB, 700x1016px
>>675890588
r*
>>
File: kmivid (1).png (436KB, 800x450px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
kmivid (1).png
436KB, 800x450px
>>675890688
show me 3 dubs!
>>
how about non FB material.

File: image.jpg (26KB, 500x202px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
image.jpg
26KB, 500x202px
What kind of mental health issues do yoy have /b/
149 posts and 21 images submitted.
>>
>>675889514
bipolar/depression here
>>
>>675889514
My problem is that I'm the only one normal surrounded by people with ill mind.
>>
>>675889514
schizoaffective disorder here
>>
aspd

Pages: [First page] [Previous page] [5489] [5490] [5491] [5492] [5493] [5494] [5495] [5496] [5497] [5498] [5499] [5500] [5501] [5502] [5503] [5504] [5505] [5506] [5507] [Next page] [Last page]

Navigation: /b/ - Random [+18] | Search | Watch live sex for free! |
Navigation: /b/ - Random [+18] | Search | Watch people while having sex |


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoin at 1516QPvvjaBRziqhWPPJLvTaYxfUSBJswe
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Posts and uploaded images are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that website. If you need information about a Poster - contact 4chan. This project is not affiliated in any way with 4chan.