show me your desktop /b/, i am horny as fuck.
>>702541686
bamp
>>702541686
>horny as fuck
Well then, my desktop should be exactly to your taste.
>>702542174
gorgeous
Desktop fetish op?
This post will end with 8
GG
op is wizard
>>702542278
This one won't
Holy fuck /b/ros. My roommate just walked in on me jacking off to tranny porn. He's a total jock normie and I think he'll tell everyone at school. What the fuck do I do?
>>702541504
You're at the most liberal place in the whole fucking world: College.
No one will care.
>>702541504
Nothing? Lock your door next time.
>>702541504
Fuck him, If hes a true Chad, then he'll be to embarassed to tell anyone. blackmail him with that shit
Be more careful next time
What's it like being an Atheist? Where do Atheists go after they die?
>>702541175
into the ground like most people probably
>>702541175
To the compost
>>702541175
It's kind of like being a Christian only less gullible.
Into a golden tomb built by sacred wombats for a lifetime of service to the Overlords, hallowed be their beards.
>>702541175
>Where do Atheists go after they die?
To Hell...just like everyone else who dosen't accept the atonement Jesus Christ made for out sins.
Hot Heels Thread. GO /b/
Bumping for hot fetish
Oh wait, I thought you said Hot Wheels thread
My bad
Actually there was a deep need for something else hidden in my post...
Post pics of girls you want anons to fap to.
COL. WELLBURN, PLEASE REPORT TO MISSION CONTROL FOR YOUR TRIP INTO OUTER SPACE.
Sleeping girls
Cucked
We fucked around on each other while dating. Just seemed natural at the time. So it wasn't a shock when she continued fucking around on me after we got married. After all, we had agreed to having an open marriage.
Then, several years into the marriage, she comes home from work all jumpy and nervous and acting like a cat on a hot tin roof.
What's your problem? I finally asked her.
I'm fucking horny, she said.
Then let's go into the bedroom, I told her.
No, she said, sitting down in one of the armchairs. Right fucking here.
She pulled her dress up above her waist and threw her legs over the chair's padded arms.
Jesus, I said. You are horny.
Her cunt was puffy and her fluids were practically streaming out of her hole
Help /b/! How does /b/ eat on a tight budget? I have only 1 can of spaghetti sauce, 1/4 lb of frozen ground beef , and only $40 to spend on groceries that needs to last me a month. I have no clue what to buy, any suggestions on how I make it through the month? Also my town doesn't have a good bank so that's not an option
Op here, I meant to say food bank not good bank.
>>702541968
Damn until next month? White bread, spaghetti and ice cubes. Or do a "The Martian"
soylent. Its unhealthy as fuck but healthy as fuck in its own way. And each meal is super cheap.
https://www.soylent.com/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=utm_campaign=searchusa&gclid=Cj0KEQjwjK--BRCzv-Wyu4OTosEBEiQAgFp5OG0673NcGz1lY6xypQZDYyQOfwa2yeYSjOVexciWYHEaAsIB8P8HAQ
What is the Martian?
>tfw you're a twink top and love bottom muscle hunks
>tfw bot
>never been into topping
>love working out
>want to be twink but also want muscle
why even live
>>702542312
be my bitch then
>Tomorrow I'm starting college
>engineering career
>nervous af
Give me your best advice on college /b/
>>702540495
How wealthy are you?
Rich fag
>>702540495
Give up.
>>702541151
I'm broke nigga, I'm broke.
Let's get some more of these, then. I'll post every one I have!
Would you consider her body as curvy?
No its fat bruv
>>702542915
Why fat and not curvy?
>>702542969
Because its not her natural body shape. Shes just a fatty
Just over curvy. Still would. Fucked fatter.
Anyone ever deal with premature ejaculation? The last two girls I was with and I came pretty much on thrust two. I hadn't been with anyone in a few months besides those two, but in previous relationships I was able to last a lot longer.
Any help?
>>702542600
Think about all the niggers that have been fucking them that'll cure you of your premature ejaculation really fast
>>702542824
true.
Op your gay
A lot of it is psychological.
Beat that by cheating - get some numbing balm like pau yuen tong. Practice how to apply/use it.
Helped me. Fucked for 30 minutes with this stuff, and has made me psychologically "better", as I know I can do it
New thread Boxxy/Catie
Forever Queen
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA XDDD XDDDD
Ask a tranny anything
>>702541586
do you even lift bro?
>>702541586
Why did you decide to become a tranny or embrace your tranniness?
>>702541693
Not really lol
>>702541586
Do you give blowjobs?
How hard would it be for a friendly guy to get one of those?
> i want to know. Might be into traps
Without mentioning Trump, why are you voting for Hillary?
>>702541658
Because of Trump
There is no reason to vote for hillary except because of trump. She's a horrible candidate.
>>702541658
because trump is a massive faggot.
Despite the minor things she's done wrong in the past, she simply is the best current choice. Anyone against her jumps straight to either mentioning her "crimes" or the fact she's a woman. When really, every president has broken the law one way or another. At least the first woman president will put us in the right direction.
The 4chan elders have spoken!
They have been trolling and shit posting for some time but have now revealed on to me there humble servant how we can make /b/ great again however they told me only to reveal this information when the hero who shall be identifable by his dubs appear.
spill the beans or fuck off
let i ti dubs fag declare thy winnernow please /b/reather en
check em
>>702542510
fuck off faggot
it is i ash ketchup
>>702542209
what about trips?
Thoughts on this?
>>702542297
End of the day its a child regardless of the fact its going to grow into an ape then fuckers who did that to him should be erradicated for the betterment of mankind.
>>702542297
>gets foreign aid, still throws up gang signs
Utter rubbish
>>702542297
Those are fucking nasty tattoos
Disgusting. We should save our water what a waste feeding it to an animal
Whoz dis man?
>>702538433
nigga you know dats mister clean
>>702538433
its obviously mr clean
isn't it obvious? it's mister juden exterminator
can we make this a meme?
