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Sleeping girls
Cucked
We fucked around on each other while dating. Just seemed natural at the time. So it wasn't a shock when she continued fucking around on me after we got married. After all, we had agreed to having an open marriage.
Then, several years into the marriage, she comes home from work all jumpy and nervous and acting like a cat on a hot tin roof.
What's your problem? I finally asked her.
I'm fucking horny, she said.
Then let's go into the bedroom, I told her.
No, she said, sitting down in one of the armchairs. Right fucking here.
She pulled her dress up above her waist and threw her legs over the chair's padded arms.
Jesus, I said. You are horny.
Her cunt was puffy and her fluids were practically streaming out of her hole
>>702542142
Go on...
Help /b/! How does /b/ eat on a tight budget? I have only 1 can of spaghetti sauce, 1/4 lb of frozen ground beef , and only $40 to spend on groceries that needs to last me a month. I have no clue what to buy, any suggestions on how I make it through the month? Also my town doesn't have a good bank so that's not an option
Op here, I meant to say food bank not good bank.
>>702541968
Damn until next month? White bread, spaghetti and ice cubes. Or do a "The Martian"
soylent. Its unhealthy as fuck but healthy as fuck in its own way. And each meal is super cheap.
https://www.soylent.com/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=utm_campaign=searchusa&gclid=Cj0KEQjwjK--BRCzv-Wyu4OTosEBEiQAgFp5OG0673NcGz1lY6xypQZDYyQOfwa2yeYSjOVexciWYHEaAsIB8P8HAQ
What is the Martian?
>>702542557
Rice is cheap, pasta, ramen
>tfw you're a twink top and love bottom muscle hunks
>tfw bot
>never been into topping
>love working out
>want to be twink but also want muscle
why even live
>>702542312
be my bitch then
>Tomorrow I'm starting college
>engineering career
>nervous af
Give me your best advice on college /b/
>>702540495
How wealthy are you?
Rich fag
>>702540495
Give up.
>>702541151
I'm broke nigga, I'm broke.
Pound all the brewskeez you can lay your hands on and lay waste to the pussy bro
Shout WOOOOOO! any chance you get
Let's get some more of these, then. I'll post every one I have!
>>702543632
That's all, folks. Your turn!
Would you consider her body as curvy?
No its fat bruv
>>702542915
Why fat and not curvy?
>>702542969
Because its not her natural body shape. Shes just a fatty
Just over curvy. Still would. Fucked fatter.
Fat girls with no tits are the worst. Basically the only benefit to fucking a chubby girl is they usually have amazing tits. This cow doesn't even have that.
Anyone ever deal with premature ejaculation? The last two girls I was with and I came pretty much on thrust two. I hadn't been with anyone in a few months besides those two, but in previous relationships I was able to last a lot longer.
Any help?
>>702542600
Think about all the niggers that have been fucking them that'll cure you of your premature ejaculation really fast
>>702542824
true.
Op your gay
A lot of it is psychological.
Beat that by cheating - get some numbing balm like pau yuen tong. Practice how to apply/use it.
Helped me. Fucked for 30 minutes with this stuff, and has made me psychologically "better", as I know I can do it
>>702542600
Milk yourself before.
New thread Boxxy/Catie
Forever Queen
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA XDDD XDDDD
Ask a tranny anything
>>702541586
do you even lift bro?
>>702541586
Why did you decide to become a tranny or embrace your tranniness?
>>702541693
Not really lol
>>702541586
Do you give blowjobs?
How hard would it be for a friendly guy to get one of those?
> i want to know. Might be into traps
>>702541784
Because its kinky as fuck :)
Without mentioning Trump, why are you voting for Hillary?
>>702541658
Because of Trump
There is no reason to vote for hillary except because of trump. She's a horrible candidate.
>>702541658
because trump is a massive faggot.
Despite the minor things she's done wrong in the past, she simply is the best current choice. Anyone against her jumps straight to either mentioning her "crimes" or the fact she's a woman. When really, every president has broken the law one way or another. At least the first woman president will put us in the right direction.
>>702542203
>minor things
The 4chan elders have spoken!
They have been trolling and shit posting for some time but have now revealed on to me there humble servant how we can make /b/ great again however they told me only to reveal this information when the hero who shall be identifable by his dubs appear.
spill the beans or fuck off
let i ti dubs fag declare thy winnernow please /b/reather en
check em
>>702542510
fuck off faggot
it is i ash ketchup
>>702542209
what about trips?
>>702542844
Dubs will do just fine
Thoughts on this?
>>702542297
End of the day its a child regardless of the fact its going to grow into an ape then fuckers who did that to him should be erradicated for the betterment of mankind.
>>702542297
>gets foreign aid, still throws up gang signs
Utter rubbish
>>702542297
Those are fucking nasty tattoos
Disgusting. We should save our water what a waste feeding it to an animal
>>702542297
He's already got a soda. He doesn't need water
Whoz dis man?
>>702538433
nigga you know dats mister clean
>>702538433
its obviously mr clean
isn't it obvious? it's mister juden exterminator
can we make this a meme?
>>702538813
*Mr. Proper
>Turn around
>See this
>Realize your sister has been watching you from behind for the last 15 minutes
How fucked are you?
sniffing her panties
super fucked
>>702541122
Is this Claudia C??
>>702541122
wow so much anger from this community of thirsty neckbirds lol
just ignore all of the haters OP, they are all insecure little boys that don't know how to talk to a woman.
Do me a favor and reject all of the adds that you are receiving now because honestly, it's most likely not going to end well, they will harass you and bully you but I won't let that happen.
Add me on skype (hitman90001)
you can use my shoulder to cry on or we can just talk about life heh.. :P
muah xoxoxoxo
Not at all because I don't have a sister
If she enjoyed watching me doing my taxes, more power to her.
Chubby
would lick that ass from top to bottom
Tell me /b/
How does one keep a conversation going with a grill
>>702540549
complain a lot about stuff
Add charcoal
>>702540549
Bitches talk non stop. I'm more concerned about how to stop them talking and get to action..
>>702540549
You don't
Tell her she's got great tits and ask her for advice on how to get your sister to have sex with you.
Juan Paul ll thread GO!
>>702538313
TY KURWA JANIE PAWLE ZALOCIE PIERDOLONY
>>702538470
John Paul Second
>>702538882
Pretty fucking good album thread
>>702539576
Kendrick is fairly overrated honestly.
Lyrically he is good, but he has a very lackluster delivery.
>>702539716
Who do you prefer?
>>702539576
Fite me
