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>>702542725
fuck you
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circumstances
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>>702543035
why?
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>>702543169
Because you are a faggot.

I want to fuck my aunt. Is there someone else that happened to? Are we normal?
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>>702544527
Same, I've always wanted to
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>>702544527
>Are we normal?
No. No you are not.
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>>702544527
>Are we normal?
>Asking this on 4chan
Top kek
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Eh. All of my aunts aren't very attractive. Depends on what you find hot I guess.

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Ex gf hun edition
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>>702541012
Valaki?
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>>702541012
Magyar lányok
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>>702541012
Mintha annyi magyar 4chan használó lenne kek
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>>702541012

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Hey bros. my gf keeps asking me to eat her ass but I'm nervous. I've never done that before. Any tips? What does it taste like? I'm nervous
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>>702541709
just go for it. you either like it or you dont. you have to find out on your own
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>>702541709
i can answer one of those questions for you: it taste like ass
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>>702541709

It tastes like regular skin.

Nothing weird if she's clean. I pretty much enjoy to do that to my sexmates.
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>>702541709
Just get her fresh out of the shower, it'll taste like you're licking skin.

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show me your desktop /b/, i am horny as fuck.
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>>702541686
bamp
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>>702541686
>horny as fuck
Well then, my desktop should be exactly to your taste.
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>>702542174
gorgeous
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Desktop fetish op?

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GG
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>>702542278
>>702542278
Cool
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op is wizard
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>>702542278
This one won't

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Holy fuck /b/ros. My roommate just walked in on me jacking off to tranny porn. He's a total jock normie and I think he'll tell everyone at school. What the fuck do I do?
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>>702541504
You're at the most liberal place in the whole fucking world: College.

No one will care.
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>>702541504
Nothing? Lock your door next time.
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>>702541504
Fuck him, If hes a true Chad, then he'll be to embarassed to tell anyone. blackmail him with that shit
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Be more careful next time

What's it like being an Atheist? Where do Atheists go after they die?
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>>702541175

into the ground like most people probably
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>>702541175
To the compost
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>>702541175
It's kind of like being a Christian only less gullible.
Into a golden tomb built by sacred wombats for a lifetime of service to the Overlords, hallowed be their beards.
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>>702541175
>Where do Atheists go after they die?
To Hell...just like everyone else who dosen't accept the atonement Jesus Christ made for out sins.

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Hot Heels Thread. GO /b/
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Bumping for hot fetish
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Oh wait, I thought you said Hot Wheels thread
My bad
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Actually there was a deep need for something else hidden in my post...

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Post pics of girls you want anons to fap to.
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COL. WELLBURN, PLEASE REPORT TO MISSION CONTROL FOR YOUR TRIP INTO OUTER SPACE.
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>>702542118

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Sleeping girls
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Cucked
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We fucked around on each other while dating. Just seemed natural at the time. So it wasn't a shock when she continued fucking around on me after we got married. After all, we had agreed to having an open marriage.
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Then, several years into the marriage, she comes home from work all jumpy and nervous and acting like a cat on a hot tin roof.

What's your problem? I finally asked her.

I'm fucking horny, she said.

Then let's go into the bedroom, I told her.

No, she said, sitting down in one of the armchairs. Right fucking here.

She pulled her dress up above her waist and threw her legs over the chair's padded arms.

Jesus, I said. You are horny.

Her cunt was puffy and her fluids were practically streaming out of her hole
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Help /b/! How does /b/ eat on a tight budget? I have only 1 can of spaghetti sauce, 1/4 lb of frozen ground beef , and only $40 to spend on groceries that needs to last me a month. I have no clue what to buy, any suggestions on how I make it through the month? Also my town doesn't have a good bank so that's not an option
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Op here, I meant to say food bank not good bank.
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>>702541968
Damn until next month? White bread, spaghetti and ice cubes. Or do a "The Martian"
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soylent. Its unhealthy as fuck but healthy as fuck in its own way. And each meal is super cheap.
https://www.soylent.com/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=utm_campaign=searchusa&gclid=Cj0KEQjwjK--BRCzv-Wyu4OTosEBEiQAgFp5OG0673NcGz1lY6xypQZDYyQOfwa2yeYSjOVexciWYHEaAsIB8P8HAQ
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What is the Martian?

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>tfw you're a twink top and love bottom muscle hunks
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>tfw bot
>never been into topping
>love working out
>want to be twink but also want muscle
why even live
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>>702542312
be my bitch then

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>Tomorrow I'm starting college
>engineering career
>nervous af

Give me your best advice on college /b/
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>>702540495
How wealthy are you?
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Rich fag
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>>702540495
Give up.
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>>702541151
I'm broke nigga, I'm broke.

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Let's get some more of these, then. I'll post every one I have!
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Would you consider her body as curvy?
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No its fat bruv
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>>702542915
Why fat and not curvy?
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>>702542969
Because its not her natural body shape. Shes just a fatty
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Just over curvy. Still would. Fucked fatter.

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Anyone ever deal with premature ejaculation? The last two girls I was with and I came pretty much on thrust two. I hadn't been with anyone in a few months besides those two, but in previous relationships I was able to last a lot longer.

Any help?
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>>702542600
Think about all the niggers that have been fucking them that'll cure you of your premature ejaculation really fast
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>>702542824
true.
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Op your gay
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A lot of it is psychological.

Beat that by cheating - get some numbing balm like pau yuen tong. Practice how to apply/use it.

Helped me. Fucked for 30 minutes with this stuff, and has made me psychologically "better", as I know I can do it

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New thread Boxxy/Catie

Forever Queen
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>>702542284
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HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA XDDD XDDDD

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Ask a tranny anything
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>>702541586
do you even lift bro?
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>>702541586
Why did you decide to become a tranny or embrace your tranniness?
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>>702541693
Not really lol
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>>702541586
Do you give blowjobs?
How hard would it be for a friendly guy to get one of those?
> i want to know. Might be into traps

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