21years swedish girl. what you think?
>>674531379
oh so that's what a coal burner looks like
Looks tasty.
lol, the picture makes it look like your vagina is growing out of your leg instead of where it should be.
Ser väldig skön ut, vart finns du?
Alright guys. Being the retarded individual that I am, I've come up with a way to try to get my girlfriend back. I need some help with the details though.
Basically, I didn't see her and decided to play Dota 2 for a whole month. Not really, I saw her a few times but not as much as I used to. I also didn't text her. Some of this is my fault.
She happened to catch feelings for someone else who is apparently extremely like her. I know this makes her sound like a whore and the scum of the earth, but try me anons, she isn't. She's a 17 year old with ADHD and needs to mature. She told me she was trash and wouldn't stop crying when she told me. Whatever. Moving on.
I decided today to text her "Do you want to fuck?" And with her reaction I was able to assume that she would actually do it and give in if I did it properly. The main issues are time and place. Her house, but her Mom doesn't want people there for some reason when she isn't home. That's unfortunate. She lives an hour away but if I can get her to come to my house, it's perfect.
Assuming I can actually get into a spot to where I can have sex with her, I need to change her feelings. Get her extremely horny and want me to just fuck her brains out.
What are the odds I can actually use this to my advantage? Like, she says she loves me still, so I have that. I just need to make sure it doesn't feel like a booty call when we fuck.
>pic unrelated, will post porn in the mean time.
>>674527028
You live a sad life if you keep fucking that girl.
Cut off, date a hotter girl or fuck a hotter girl. You're single now bro. Don't get sucked back in.
>>674527207
You know, I saw this coming. Yeah, I get it. It doesn't sound good on paper.
It's different when you listen to them cry for 3 or 4 hours straight and have them tell you how they feel like shit and how you deserve better.. etc etc.
Reminder: She's only 17 with ADHD. She's an idiot. Mistakes happen. I'm not banking on anything though.
If you roll dubs, you ask her out for tomorrow night with a screen cap.
>Lets do this shit, and get you laid.
I'm all about this shit
>>674530552
>OP here
Rerolls are encouraged
What is it like to be poor?
It's seeing shit others have that you want and know you can't have
not yet at least, gotta work for it
it's meeting a nice gal and asking her out
it's going on a few dates with her and eventually meeting her family and finding out her backyard is as big as your entire house and realizing how truly ghetto your area is
it's being ashamed of having her come over and finding reasons to put it off despite her asking to do so constantly
at least in my experience
>>674527721
Yep sounds about right
Fine, fuck you poorfags. This is why you are poor to begin with. No chance at taking opportunities.
>>674527923
Oh god so much this.
The girl WANTS to visit you guys and you're like oh buh I'm poor.
She doesn't give a fuck, as long as you clean your toilet enough...
So I just got into the University of Washington. Should I go? What are legit alternatives to college?
College thread also I guess.
>>674528742
It depends on what you're majoring in. They will try their best to make you into some SJW cuck Democrat if you major in liberal arts. Don't even waste your time if you aren't majoring in a stem field.
Bumping with Babes
>>674529124
Planning on majoring in mechanical engineering. Idk if I'll get into the program though, I'm in pre-engineering now.
I hope every Republican on this planet gets killed
I hope we all get killed. Nobody knows anything yet talk about truths.
I'm with you OP, but I'd put liberals on that same boat too.
>>674528782
Because the left are so much better
>>674528782
So insightful.
Is my wife's ads hole gross? Be honest
>>674530145
Ass*
yeah her aids hole is gross
Depends on the ad
Golden Joystick key.
Trips wins, leave steam ID
firajaix
>>674530430
rroll
/id/ mdenisa
>>674530430
reroll
Nz Thread
Fuckin' bitches, man edition. (not an invitation for nudesfags. Make your own thread)
>>674529223
did you get denied and now you hate women?
buck up kiddo.
>>674529721
Not exactly. I was denied the chance to talk to my son on his birthday. I tried contacting her all day while I was at work but she was busy. Now I apparently don't care about my son because I didn't talk to him on his birthday even though she denied me because logic.
>>674529223
Dunedin reporting
bored as fuck, wanna do something or go somewhere
tiem
roll
>>674529167
rolling it
>>674530091
2nd tiem
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You are trapped in a room with a female for 1 whole year.
Every single day, every morning, afternoon and night, you have to have sex with her for the entire year.
The last 2 numbers of your post reveal her age. 00 gets a male the same age as the poster below yours.
>No rerolls.
Goodluck.
>rolling for pic related - perfect 20 year old babe
Rolloo
>>674530128
they see me rolling
>>674530268
they hating
>>674530128
rolling for 1-13
3 am faptime here on east coast
>>674526346
re-rolling
rplling
>>674526346
Let's roll
Udj
Parents are away all weekend /b/
Any suggestions?
>>674527040
sharpie in the pooper
>>674527040
>Get a fuckton of drugs/booze
>invite chicks over
>invite friends
>make sure guest list is over 300
>project x 2
have fun faggot
these trips say thoroughly clean the entire house OP
>>674527040
Do dis you won't regret it
Post a pic of a girl. Other anons rate and say how they'd fuck them. Part 2
Replys get replies.
Sooo /b/ my gf wants to have a threesome with another guy. Im the only man shes ever been with sexually and weve been together for more than two years. should I be worried?
Self bump cause I need advice.
Getting cucked
>>674528669
Thanks..?
Heres whats going to happen: shes going to fuck some other guy. You can either be apart of it, "in the know". Or shell do it behind your back/leave you.
thoughts on singapore?
Nice buildings. Too many Asians
>>674525701
It's great, club street is solid and TBC is great on a Sunday if there s public holiday on
As for living there, noty
As an Australian It's fun for 4-5 days a few times a year
>>674525701
The thoughts are always the same.
Look at how much of a paradise it is, because it has no niggers!
>>674525701
What this picture fails to show, the fucking oppressive humidity and heat
Sure Singapore is great if you bathe yourself in air-con but god fucking forbid you walk onto the street for 45 seconds and haven't used a half a can of rexona
Dubs decide what I paint.
>>674527402
paint the microwave red
>>674527402
one dog
>>674527402
a huge black dick on the wall
>>674527402
Paint a view of Earth from space using only black and white.
Let the ylyl.... BEGIN
How do I lie on my resume and get away with it?
I'm trying to get a job that starts at $15 an hour, been sending out resumes and no call backs
Apply for enough places that it wont matter if you get turned down for a few
>>674526474
lie about what?
>>674526474
Learn actual skills you fucking waste
>>674527294
I'm trying but I need money this is taking too long
Why don't you take a seat right over here
http://instasync.com/r/ReturnOfTCAP
bumperino
Get in here, faggots
-Rabbit
