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Blackmail thread. Looking for a set of this girls friend who also got blackmailed at school. She's in the school bathroom and crying, has a big forehead and a black coat. Will post fb of either girl if someone has it.
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Anyone lurking?
Waifu claiming thread.
>Thanks googlemoot!
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>>677101846
Not fast enough.
claimed
Black girl thread
>inb4 stock image of chimpanzee/gorilla
>>677092274
It'll happen eventually because it's so funny and original
A girl is an immature human female, humans do not come in black.
What you're looking for is pictures of young negroid sows, or female picanninies if you prefer.
>>677092765
You tried
your last 2digits are the age of your next sex partner
i.d. name decides gender
rolllllllllllll
ok
>>677103229
Keep rollin'
>>677103391
guess i have to fuck an old dude
Rolling for 78 year old John
Post your face when you saw the new "Post Successful" screen.
>>677105584
asdf
>>677105584
>mfw no face
Wut?
If you say your name you win.
Hi, im Charles.
>>677102853
Hi im Joel!
Robert reporting in
>>677102853
Now im William
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Anonymous
>>677103165
Hi Priscilla, im Adrian.
>gehe auf /b/
>kein Deutschlandfaden
DEUTSCHLANDFADEN
Hereinspaziert und einen schönen Nachmittag die Damen und Herren Anons.
Um wieviel Uhr heute aufgestanden?
Wie gefällt auch das April-Scherz-Design? Schon geändert?
Was haltet ihr von Judy (dem Karnickel aus dem Film)? Krebs oder süß?
Was steht heute an?
Euer Fetisch?
Keiner da?
Nichtmal Heili oder ein anderes Krebsgeschwür?
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>Um wieviel Uhr heute aufgestanden?
500
>Wie gefällt auch das April-Scherz-Design? Schon geändert?
Hässlich. ändern? Wie? Warum? Ist doch erster April. Will wie ein toter Fisch mitschwimmen.
>Was haltet ihr von Judy (dem Karnickel aus dem Film)? Krebs oder süß?
Porn davon is süß, ja.
>Was steht heute an?
Nüscht!
>Euer Fetisch?
Pic relatiert.
>>677095519
500 ist keine Uhrzeit, Neger.
>>677095809
5 Uhr und 00Minuten
Oder 500
Frag mal Papa Death.
Epic name get thread
Steve get
>>677103326
no u dont cunt
>>677103326
cmon
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>Kari
Ayy, a finnish name
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>still no steve
ITT: Google your post name
No
wew
why not?
ayy
>>677103057
There's an instagram, twitter and youtube and this imdb page http://www.imdb.com/name/nm5953995/
Kik thread
Post Kik users to get nudes from.
Han_hanxox
Pariswrightxo
Chibikong
Corinarex
Mickiefare
Twinsornah neeed that pussy
No ylyl?
wtf /b/
I'm really disappoint >:(
We've gotta fix this shit
>>677100712
This was on tv
:stopgoogle:
Relatives you fap to.
>>677095157
Your mom
>>677095750
bet she sucks a mean dick
>>677095157
She looks awfully familiar.
>>677095750
Why do you fap to such a Shreck 2?
Well /b/, this is it. I'm going to kill myself. Trips decides how i do it.
Excessive masterbation
>>677092784
Hellium suffocation
Drink yourself to death
Bleach
>>677092784
death by nigger - you will get what you want and nigger will end up in a place all niggers should be
Just type
!YotsubaLayout!
And get old layout, see pic for proof.
Yes yes, april fools. Very funny.
!YotsubaLayout!
!YotsubaLayout!
!Tomorrow!
!YotsubaLayout!
!TomorrowLayout!
starting a civ thread.
after a shipwreck, you find yourself on a beach with two men, a woman and a small child.
how do you proceed?
dubs/general consensus decides.
i will ignore retards.
kill the other two men before they understand whats happening, tell women and child they didn't make it.
build fort with the two men. stab them both in the back with a stick when it's complete.
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>poke someone in the back with a stick
KEK
Sacrifice the child in a satanic ritual
>>677094723
Reroll. Off by one
nal
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rolling cause no post below
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sadfdfm
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asdadfs
rolling for tay tay
rollin'
how many tinder matches do you have /b/
When i used it actively i had around 3 to 5 matches a week. Sometimes less, never more. Got around 10 dates out of it in a year or so. Got myself a gf through WeChat though, that shit is asian central
>>677092345
atm 43
But when you look like a swedish masterrace viking it aint easy... Protip i guess maybe 20 or more are bots but what ever
>>677092615
what is it with /b/ and asians?
Honestly though. Nothing against them I just don't see the appeal to that look.
>>677093346
I've had a thing for asians my whole life basically. Nothing to do with this place. Though i assume it's because this site is for japanese related topics and discussion originally.
>>677093495
It seems to be a nerd thing. I work in the games industry and it's surprising how many (white british) guys have east asian GFs. Some of them born here so they're technically british but you know what I mean.
I've just never seen the appeal to that particular look. I think it's because I don't like round faces, many of them are quite featureless.
Dear sirs, in this thread we are very nice to each other until dubs, then comes the real face of /b. Each dubs reverts,
Sincerely yours
Anon
What a beautiful day!
>>677099905
That's a gorgeous looking young lady sir, do you happen to know who she is?
>>677099708
An interesting proposition sir, but it appears you have amnesia, for your real name is of course Winifred you silly sausage.
my peppl<3
Indeed it is a wonderful day !!!!!
Pictures that you promised not to share but fuck it
Volume 9
She's a bit older than the girls you guys post, but any interest?
Looking for a set of this girls friend who also got blackmailed at school. She's in the school bathroom and crying, has a big forehead and a black coat. Will post fb of either girl if someone has it.
>>677099922
ITT post the last picture you took on your phone
>>677095314
How old are you?
>>677095426
I'm in a freshman class, shes like 15. I'm clearly a pervert.
>>677095542
Underage b&
Fuck off
