ITT: things you like that you would never admit to IRL
I wanna fuck my boyfriend in the ass with a strapon
I curl my toes when I cum.
>>686702352
your mom
I like to jerk off in the bathroom at work because the sound of other guys shitting makes me hard, and i like the smell
Waifu claiming thread.
>Milinda's birthday edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Happy birthday, Milinda!
Shinoa claimed
>>686706981
peach is best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDkbbriNX3k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgBP3GBqd2A
>>686706981
HAPPY B-DAY MILLI!!!!
>kagami claimed
>>686706616
Thank you, I wish ya the same!
>tries to pat back
>>686706895
No, it's alright, my waifu just wan't in the anime ;-;
YLYL 2
>>686703919
Then pay 40 dollars shipping
>>686703919
doesnt work anymore they have weight allowances they go by
Redhead thread, amatuers preferred
>>686699131
Yeah I'm going to need some sauce on this
>>686699328
I second this.
Need sauce.
Op is a massive faggot for not posting sauce or more
Can /b/ stop super giga nigga?
Shit nigger
Sheeeit nigga
Hey /b/. I'm quitting my job right now. Trips decides what I text my manager.
>>686700170
nigger
Hello my manager, I would like to inform you that I will be quitting my job today. Thanks for understanding.
Tell him to hang himself with his belt.
Also a pic of keemstar sucking a dick cause it's kinda funny.
Mouth Ass Pussy. Which hole would you fuck
>>686697962
bitch on the left, right in her voldemort nose
>>686697962
ass, pussy. mouth
Left - Mouth
Middle - Ass
Right - Pussy
>>686697962
I'm conflicted because the blonde has the best looking face and it needs a dick in it, but for the stronger genes the leftie being the biggest would be the better option.
Age of consent thread
Post city/state and country you live in
What the age of consent is
What you think it should be
>Amsterdam, Netherlands
>Age of consent: 16
>What I think it should be: 13
>>686687992
>13
lol ok retard.
>>686687992
Tn, age of consent ?? Wat it should be, 9.
>>686688139
you are a faggot
>>686687992
13 too old, by age of 10 girls know all the shit anyway, atleast in my country, so 10 is good
What famous people has /b/ met?
>pic related
I met him at a charity event when I was a young un. One of the nicest, most hilarious people I've met.
Danny Trejo. I randomly bumped into him back in 2012 when I was walking around in Austin, TX. Nice guy.
>>686690245
Fucking Bionic elbow was the shit. Met Gerald Smiley one time. Cousin is a big wig for hampton hotels in phoenix and he was there. Got me an autograph and shit.
I met the dude who wrote the Redwall books
>>686692412
Me too, he was really cool.
I also met Michael and Mario Andretti.
Played COD with Glen Jacobs (Kane)
Why don't you watch anime?
I'm over 14 years old.
Just never got into it.
When I was a kid I always thought the other people that were into it were a little off. My mom actually tried to get me to read manga but I turned it down (partially because you read the book backwards which screwed with me).
because it sucks ass eggs
>>686696273
>My mom actually tried to get me to read manga
Excuse me?
/b/ what's the best way to kill myself?
I'm really done
I just want this to end
I don't want my family to find me I don't want my friends to find me, i just want to stop
inb4 some asshole suggests I just run away and make a new life
[spoiler]I can't, I'm a small, attractive female and I would be kidnapped and raped right away if I was a nomad.[/spoiler]
post your address on 4chan
>>686695326
There are many ways... I would either OD on sleep medication or die in a fire saving some random family. Preferably the latter.
But please OP, get some help.
>>686695614
No help for me anymore
I've tried to help myself
No amount of help has worked
I've been in and out of therapy for years
It's all a fucking lie
It's always been a lie
I was on medication for years
It's time for it to end
I just want it to stop
>>686695609
I don't have an address right now
I'm living in 5 different houses
>>686696212
How old are you, OP? Talk to me, I've been suicidal before and I managed to crawl out.
s/fur
no fluffy abuse thread wtf?
>inb4 newfags try to ruin it with that rape post
giving my bump
Bump
Chastity/sissy/trap thead
ITT: guitarfags - post your guitars and other anons make assumptions about you
bumping while i take a pic
>>686700000
>>686700585
when you were younger, you were into disturbed, chevelle, and mudvayne, only to grow up into a mumford and sons fan.
ITT:
We all post a screenshot of our phone's wallpaper.
>>686698955
I require that wallpaper.
Here you go
>>686698955
fat autist edition?
So after months of thought I have found myself leaving my leftist beliefs for conservatism. This year I will be voting and supporting Trump to become the president of the United Shitstain. Now let me be clear, bernie is a cuck.
The problem with Bernie is that he has innacurate beliefs such as the gender wage gap, Black Lives Matter movement, and he is all for libtards seperating our nation more and more into a PC hellhole.
The ultra leftists fear Trump. Why wouldnt we just use Trump to bring along more anti-PC beliefs and attitudes into this world? We need it to stop censorship. Our land was for freedom, and the right to speak against what is popular for the integrity of individuals. We need Trump more than you think.
Come on daddy lets beat feminism, fake genders, tumblr, fake mental disorders, and leftists once and for all.
ok fag
>>686694946
Have fun being a cuckold who votes for higher taxs, another Obama, a man who cant stand up against others in power or niggers in the streets, and more over your pc kingdom
Bernie won't be the nominee when was the last time you watched CNN vote libertarian
Daddy trump can't be stumped
Am I thin enough?
Need a clear shot of tits to determine that....also timestamp
>>686696165
You're just skin and bones. You need to go one step ahead and get rid of the skin.
No. Why don't you have some willpower and stop shoving food into your fat face, you disgusting fuck.
>>686696407
What should I write anon?
Describe the girl of your dreams, /b/.
>really intelligent
>chill
>cute, but not excessively girly
My perfect girl is one who likes me,
>have a vagina
wait 6 months and ask me again
>>686697390
I get that.
Can /b/ pass the toilet paper roll test?
RULES:
1) get hard
2) see if hard dick can fit in toilet paper roll (full or empty doesn't matter)
3) win or lose: if win, post pic proving. If lose post humiliation pic with toilet roll
Pic related, I lost
>>686694050
Holy fuck you have an incredibly skinny dick. My cock head won't even go all the way in the hole. Id recommend becoming a trap or get a black bf.
>>686694050
>>686694251
Don't listen to this guy, bigger isn't always better. Especially when it comes to shitty sex
>>686694251
I have a smaller cock than OP, but neither of those are options for me because
1- can't trap
2- niggers smell weird
>>686694251
Ya I have a skinny dick. I just own it, I tell people all the time how small my dick is. Wear my shame like a badge of honor
