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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
s/fur
>>703866512
There is an anon who comes here.
He seems to have a pretty bulletproof genetic modification plan for that.
ITT you're literal 10/10 grils
Hi, I'm anon. I'm a literal 10/10.
Did I do it right?
Draw thread
Draw things
Request things
other shit
>
Bump
I'm starting a (you) bank. Does anyone want to invest some (you)s to me so I can start up my bank please?
>>703862894
requesting a chicken riding a fighter jet
Post even more cars that you've always wanted as a kid, or just like (part 3)
Continued from 703843866
>>703863141
coolio
ITT: WE POST NASTY HUMANS
>>703859802
bumped as fuck
>>703859802
I know him, he is a good man.
Sorry OP, don't have any pictures of you.
>>703859802
holy shit, did his ass explode?
ok
Shota and cub thread!
Lurkin
>>703854346
Earn exp by contributing!
Rolling for Sansa.
Rollin!
Why not
roll
rolls
rolling for dragon
Hey /b/ broke college kid here who also works to pay for tuition and meals, while saving for taxes cause I'm responsible. Anyfuck, I got an expensive taste for high, affluent fashion, yet no possible way to afford any of the items I want.
TL/DR help me out and buy me these shoes.
you don't have expensive taste if you're poor you dumb nigger.
go out and some suck some dick you will have the money in no time
>>703859449
you're also a beggar with bad taste. you wouldn't really wear these shoes in public, right?
>>703859749
Why not? If they compliment the outfit there is no reason not to. They aren't something you wear everyday or casually. Hence high taste.
OP is a faggot who would dance in gay night clubs wearing his /b/ funded clown-robot shoes if he could, but too bad it won't happen. Keep eating McDicks with pipe dreams that include a better financial situation, because it won't happen. Circle the drain.
Listen up fuckers.
Rules are SIMPLE
Each dubs earns a pic from my collection of squirrels eating pizza.
>>703862522
I dubs myself
Look at this cheeky fucker
Nice dubs.
>>703862522
Checked and rolling.
>>703862522
Attracting posters with this bitch
>>703862656
Anytime CGM is in a thread, lonely /b/ tards will appear
ask someone who's offing themselves tomorrow anything
pic related
Tits or gtfo
>>703862121
Since you're going to die, can we see your tits?
>>703862121
How old are you?
>>703862121
Oh shut the fuck up OP you have your life figured out already by your gender alone
>>703862121
why would you off yoursef? :(
you now have super powers, but they have an ironic/weird twist/restriction to them
ill start
am immune to all sickness
>>703856288
But constantly look like you're having chemo.
Can move anything with the power of thought alone.
>>703856288
But has to have at least one at all times
>>703856658
but you are paralyzed
Can manipulate time
>>703856658
Pass out after
>>703856658
Nothing over 5lbs
Can jump very far, and high.
Hi ;) let's see who will give the most
> when u donate, let your snapchat/skype/email sonyou can get a surprise from me <3
Tits or gtfo
My paypal is : http://paypal.me/sweetieP
How about you get a job, make your own damn money, and I go to pornhub to have a crazy night alone just as planned.
>>703847821
You're overweight and your ugly face is apparent from the little you've shown. Not sure what you expected here.
>>703847821
Is the surpise cake? Cause you look like you would have a cake or 2 lying around.
If you Laugh, You lose...
>>703858807
Did they died?
Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
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>>703854632 [karen]
yup. Where are you from?
http://8ch DOT net/leftypol/res/911956 DOT html#912267
Saber claim
As always.
>>703855870
I am from Lebanon. Do you like Canada? Weather is alright?
Hey /b/ do you believe in god? I've tried to stop believing but I can't, I just don't accept the fact that my life is pointless.
Believing in a higher power has actually scientifically proven to boost ones self worth.
Their are two parts of the brain that light up when one has faith. They have tested 'atheists', and they had less brain activity.
In all honesty though. Nobody can prove nor disprove of a higher power, as we don't truly know how/why/when we got here.
If you believe in something, and it gives you hope. Go for it, it's your life after all. Just do you in this lifetime and you'll be much happier.
>>703848531
You don't need god for life to have a point. Your life us what you make it, who you impact. God has nothing to do with it.
Ofcouse I believe in God, Who else would give me these dubs?
>>703848531
Yes, I believe in god... in a literal and real sense.
I'm not christian though, I think god created the universe, and us. Through us can god know himself because the particles which constitute us are of him.
We are each a little piece of the universe capable of experiencing itself, and that, is god.
>>703850637
That'd be Kek.
s/fur
Guy cuts you off, gets out, pulls gun, what do
Plot twist, he looks like this faggots
>>703850903
>You're too much of a pussy to pull the trigger. Please, pull it. I'll own everything you've got while you're getting reamed by a huge nigger named bubbles.
> Fucking do it, bitch.
El Bumpo.
Not surprised a guy who drives that shitty SUV also CCW s
>>703850903
>Guy cuts you off, gets out, pulls gun, what do
Dumb ass pulled a gun on me in arm's reach. Asshole is my bitch.
Game Giveaway thread!
Hey /b/, I have a tonne of spare Humble bundle codes to giveaway, was gonna do it on my Youtube channel YuppyPlays, But instead figured I'd post a thread for it.
I'm gonna post the pictures of the codes, Just post @<GameName> and also add your Steam, If you roll Dubs, Trips, Quads, etc, You can have the game you picked out and I'll send you the code on steam. Post proof so people know OP Isn't a complete fag.
Re-rolls perfectly fine, Just wanna get rid of some of these codes.
Uploading pics now..
>>703860336
OP here, List 1..
>>703860336
OP here, List 2..
(Just a warning, Sims 3 games aren't up for grabs, reserved for the gf)
I don't want none of that bullshit.
>>703860514
That's fair.
>>703860514
then why even post?
FB fap thread
>>703859190
Mexithread
Meixithread
No puto no! alv no!
>>703852540
Que si hijo de perra
>>703852447
1 de la mañana, chinga a tu madre
