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Military sluts? Military sluts
thumbnail for ants? thumbnail for ants
>>686298153
everyone in the military is a slut, by definition
>>686298153
OP here looking for a certain one... Marine cpl clothed unclothed infront of a mirror. Help a /b/ro out
>>686298249
Mobile problems
1) 27
2) I have a brain tumor and I'm under constant sharp pain. The doctors are not giving me more than one year to live.
1) 19
2) Bipolar Affective Disorder...
>>686301776
26
My bagel bites are done cooking but they're still slightly too hot to eat, so I understand what you're going through OP.
1) 12
2) self diagnosed sociopath
1) 18
2) Kisless virgin 7.5/10
1) 19
2) Mathematics and a little bit of Chemistry
Do you like my girlfriends ass? Trips gets no pants
kinda
What about dubs?
u wot
>>686304041
is she wearing purple panties too?
>>686304041
Looks like she has nice thighs, can't really tell since she is sitting down
/b/, does anyone here have safe access to the deep\dark web? I need somebody to search for something for me.
Lel do it yourself, you won't get raped and murdered at night, I promise.
It better not be CP
inb4 cheese
i do but you must pay $500 USD if u want me to search the website for u.
>>686292720
What are you looking for op?
new FB Fap thread
You know what to do
Rectoom
rol
306
>>686302186
warlok
>>686302186
Rolling
Pepe trading thread?
I'll start
OP is a fag
Let's do this. No saving. Viewing only, one of my rarest.
COCK TRIBUTE THREAD:
Post pictures to get COCK Tributed (COCKED on) and do some requests yourself. Everyone contribute for a good thread.
PIC RELATED - I will fulfill a few requests so post the pics you want COCKED on.
please cum on her
non-porn webms
The female cop got fired and a year in prison suspended for three years on probation.
>>686300782
No she didn't! The only country to give suspended sentences is the UK because they are to scared to offend the EU with over sentencing.
Also Sage.
>>686300782
Oh and I got kinda a raging hard-on.
I think the redhead needs to be searched again. Looks like she's carrying around some crack with her.
>>686301085
Clever troll or just an idiot?
>>686301119
>I think the redhead
she spent allot of time searching her cavity.
Describe your sex life using spongebob quotes
>are ye ready kids
I NEED IT
Firmly grasp it!
>>686294021
and say hello to used napkin
"Can I have something to eat?"
"No"
[spoiler]magic conch[/spoiler]
>And he was so ugly that everyone died
I went to my Father's grave earlier today and there was a shit on the grave what the fuck?
>Pic related
Is it human or animal? because I was in tears for hours earlier. By the way I'm not fucking trolling here, you can reverse image search it if you like.
Sorry anon for your loss. It looks like human poop to me, but they have a good fiber content. So it might not be human, because most of us eat filth and don't poop nice real poop emojis like that.
That's shitty dude
>>686298143
>>686298289
Thanks for comforting me anons.
By the way it says screenshot because I had to shrink the image down to upload it.
>Pic related
>>686298289
Wait a minute, I just realised that's a pun. Fuck you faggot.
ITT: We keep posting a girl hotter than the last one posted
>>686296310
Instead, why don't you post more of her?
>>686296310
More of her
what would you if you actually came across a herd of fluffies?
>>686296907
Probably pet it and move on with my day
>>686296975
I honestly doubt it would just let you leave
Gun it down and fuck the remains.
No lube.
>>686297187
Oh shit mybad, thought we were talking bout furries..
>>686296907
Adopt it and be nice, while still playing mindgames with it and laughing at its limited intelligence.
All triples in this thread will get a free steam game in celebration of me getting a big promotion at McDonald's corporate! Roll away my friends!
steamcommunity.com/id/tebreks
that's awesome of you man!
id:yollnir
>>686297912
eat a dick, dick
>>686298038
roll
Alright /b/, I'm probably losing my virginity tomorrow. Any pro tips?
I'm afraid to lose my boner from anxiety (or cum within 3 seconds)
Wat do? Grill is a qt.
> pic not her tho
Bumping for interest, may also be losing mine this weekend.
Good luck /b/ro
>>686300037
Masturbate before fucking her
https://www.reddit.com/r/GIFSOURCES/comments/4l6pto/tia_cyrus_tittyfucked_yoga_goddess/
>>686300037
>(or cum within 3 seconds)
enjoy it while it lasts
when I want to jiz i have to fuck her like a jackhammer for a good hour or two while denying her an orgasm so her pussy doesn't get too sensitive.
>>686300037
>>686300215
don't overthink it. just go with the vibe and trust your gut. don't force things but give things the opportunity to happen. relax, enjoy and GIVE enjoyment.
>>686300325
and no, that is terrible advice. you want your dick to be as hard and thick as can be. just go slow and you'll be fine.
Cousin is asleep in the next room, how can I get in bed with her?
Also wincest and greentext thread
Im at work and need this thread to jerk off.
Bump.
tell her you cant sleep
>>686290345
Have more beers. Go in room drunk with your dick wagging. Be drunk. Try for sex
If rejected. Oh I was drunk derp
If sex, oh I was drunk derp
Isn't this how you millennial shit bags do it?
>>686289176
photo mathafacka. Do you have it?
>>686291461
No photo fam her doors closed.. if You guys convince me to get in there some how i will deliver my findings
How do you feel about death/dying ?
Lately i get death anxiety making me not able to
sleep and my heart pounding like crazy when i over think of death
It'll happen when it happens, i'm cool with that.
Everyone dies man, it's life. life it's just a game..you live for a couple years, then you die and 10-30 years later nobody will remember you.
Read the new testament.
don't you love the feeling of finally going to sleep after a hard day? like those few hours of rest are the only break you get from life?
death is just a hella long nap my dude
>>686292203
God, by your definition, does not exist.
Jesus and Peter fucked each other in the ass, which led to God fucking them up.
Pussies like you follow this religion because you can't accept death.
Ok fags get your ms paint out and defend your city
>>686295939
bump
Aids
>>686297053
Godzilla doesn't get AIDS.
>>686297133
Flue?
>>686295939
Foot fetish thread.
Let's fap to those feet and toes.
>>686298660
>>686298924
Nice, who's that?
barefeet in toms and flats man
The status of human should be taken away from women. They should be lower than animals.
Not lower than animals. Just like dogs. Except you should be able to abuse them
>>686291994
>>686292202
>betas
>>686291994
Cringe
>>686291994
cring thread it is then
>>686291994
I take it she turned you down.
