facebook bikini fap
Think you're having a shitty day /b/?
> be me, 18 year old senior
> today was half day, feeling pretty good today.
> Mom picks me up
> Weird Indian lady in car with her
> wtfisthisshit.jpg
> get in car
> mom says "Hi Annon, this is my friend from church, avia."
> "You know what I think we should do Annon?"
> I think in going to take you to a fancy restaurant with me and Avia"
> you got to be fucking kidding me
> mom drags me all the way to another town, asking me about school.
> I want to fucking kill her but her friend is in the goddamn car.
> get to restaurant
> refuse to get out of car
> she locks me in
> fast forward 10 minutes.
> she comes back
> drags me out of car
> I sit on the curb
> she gets her friend to come outside and drag me in
> can't say no cause she as sweet as tits
> sit across from them in restaurant
> old people starring at me
> everyone starring at me
> I don't give a shit
> waiter comes over
> tell her I don't want anything
> she comes back with a coke
> goddamnit
> mom gets her food.
> her friend comes over with food
> she ask i I want some fancy food.
> "no thanks I'm go-"
> dumps half the plate onto another plate
> sets plate down on my table
> god fucking dammit
> still sitting here
> Mom being me to eat food In front of everyone
> everyone still starring
> pic related, mom and friend at table
Cont?
>>678161853
please faggot, do continue.
Stop being a disgraceful fuck and be glad you have a mother willing to feed you faggot
>>678161853
Maybe you should stop being a fucking pleb and eat and enjoy some solid company. Your mom wanted to spend some time with you and you're acting like a shithead. I hope you continue having a shitday.
Pictures you promised not to share/pictures you saved.... Continued again!
GF.
Excuse me anons, but my superior officers have told me that there may be filthy Jews hiding in this area and they have been marked with doubles. Show me your singles and I'll let you go about your day.
>>678173350
Now Jews here sir!
>>678173350
checking in with my favourite Nazi
>>678173350
I think the guy below me, might be a jew
Nothing to see here...
Chubby thread continued.
>>678167279
no.
Somebody wanted a wet pic
>>678167279
>chubby thread
>posts a non chubby chick
Come on man, at least stick to your own rules.
>>678167447
that was me, thanks. more pls
What's your kink/fetish?
How achievable is it?
>>678160585
What if I have more than one ?
Lamias
With an appropriate engineering budget, very
Can't get enough of hot gilfs
>>678160585
Quarters
Hey /b/ give me your most offensive pics.
For the LOVE OF GOD BUMP
Let's keep the threads going, Zootopians.
JUDY/ZOOTOPIA THREAD: NEVER GONNA STOP EDITION
Judy is the Eternal Queen
>>678169241
The cuteness... It's...
UNBEARABLE!
s/fur
Speedy.
Pics you promised not to share/pics you saved. MKXVIII
any lurkers?
Rate my GFs body and then post yours so we can compare. tell me what you like about mine and get more
asian?
heres her front
>>678156043
no shes not. caucasion/spanish i believe
guy from the other thread... this is my fiance
ITT: We list our top 5 favorite TV series.
>>678152378
1. Sherlock
2.Breaking Bad
3. Walking Dead
4.Game of Thrones
5.Vikings
1.Hannibal
2.The Walking Dead
3.Criminal Minds
4.Game of Thrones
5.Death Note
5.
>>678153112
fucking kill yourself
1. The Sopranos
2. The Wire
3. Fargo
4. Breaking Bad
5. The Walking Dead
No Loli thread?
Well now there is
ITT images we really like
>>678165138
bump
Discuss
>>678153003
it must be nice being rich
she needs to lay off the burgers
Let me correct your spelling;
Disgusting
Well /b/?
>>678162328
Here's a more cancerous question: cut or uncut
>>678162328
where's the other flip flop?
>>678162328
lefthanded
>>678162328
I like pickles
FB/Girls you know Feet thread! Classics edition. Post some of your favorite FB Feet girls, or just post any stuff of girls you know too. Friends. Family. Teachers. Coworkers. Exes. Gfs. Wives. Lets jerk off to their feet!
>>678163362
ive definitely cum to this pic before.
>>678163172
Do you really know them
Hunger Games Bread, first 48 are in, dubs decides season name
Dam Son
Peri Bunny
Bazz Liteyurr
>>678167986
Living Meme
ITT:
>Post your current favorite song
>Guess what other anons are like based on their song
I'll go first
https://youtu.be/J3zVoauQpNY
Self bumping out of boredom
>>678162512
You drive a small car, have weird hair and piercings and work at the Electric Fetus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrwMMF2QS14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXeb9cb6k0I&nohtml5=False
>>678162512
PS I really kinda like this song
Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>read rule 5
>ignore rule 4
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Tats claimed.
claimed
claiming yume
>Lurking intensifies
Tenryuu claimed
>>678167238
>hast du nicht noch mehr in die richtung? oder sogar ne playlist?
Ich bin eher so einer der eher zufällig auf sowas stößt und sich dann ein Popurri aus dem ganzen zusammenstellt. Ich werde aber mal sehen was ich finden kann...
>>678167389
>Tea is the perfect drink
I agree