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Dear /b/
I have frequented this board for many years now. I have laughed with you, cried with, trolled with you, been disgusted by you and all around cheerished some of the moments that i have experienced here.
Now, in all those years i have never made a personal army request and have always tried my best at creating original content. But today i ask of you that you help me in this endeavor, because today it is a very special persons birthday, today it is Claire Boucher aka Grimes birthday.
Now, i know what you're probably thinking; ”but anon, she's a fucking feminazi”. And to that i say, no, she isn't you petulant manchild! All she is doing is fighting for equal rights, trying her best to not let the movement get overflooded with trigger warnings and she even grew up with three brothers, making her more of a man than many of you.
Now, i have never been a big fan of the queen threads and have always tried to ignore them as best as i could. But what i never got was the claim that these women should have to this on this title? A girl like Claire on the other hand has made more original content than most of you ever will, her generation of music is pretty random incorporating many genres, and even her personality is a bit crazy. So why not /b/, why not make her queen, just for the day(or the few hours that remain)?
Now /mu/ likes to bash her, to only make waifu threads about her and to never really focus on any of her music. They troll themselves by getting angry at something that in reality is very subjective, and they do so all day eryday.
>>674470011
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But let us celebrate this recluse who is like many of you, who actually overcame her fears to venture out into the world to try and make it better. Let today be the day where you show her the love that you never showed your mothers when they asked you to take out the trash. Let this day be marked by us making it a special day for this one recluse who just wanted to do right by the world. Let today be a day of love! Because why the fuck not /b/rothers, if only to put a smile on someones face. Isn't that what we've always been kind of about anyways?
God speed anons.
Dude, I'm with you. Grimes is awesome. She is the queen.
ALL HAIL GRIMES
QUEEN GRIMES!
Sleep well berno
>>674467450
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q925lmJPVs
>>674467450
fuck off cuck
>>674468203
ARE YOU KIDDING ME???!!!!!
Honestly this guy is the best shitposting /b/ has seen in a while
>>674469284
/pol/*
shitposting is all we have on /b/
>>674469068
link
>>674469408
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0diJNybk0Mw
>Aids skrilext
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYOy1tuVv3w
>Carl the cuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5c5Gwi5u68c
>Aids skrilext drops the bass
So I got asked to prom yesterday by one of my crushes. I'm not a total beta, but I'm not used to being a girls first choice, and I've never been to prom or any formal dance before (I'm 18, senior year).
What do, /b/?
>>674467446
is that from ajin?
Are you retarded? Just go faggot
>>674468158
>>674468014
Yeah, Ajin is the shit.
Anyway, I accepted and all that but I don't have suit or anything and I don't know how to dance and I don't even drive. I feel like I'm going to fuck up and ruin it somehow.
What does /b/ think of my chavvy sister. I really want to fuck her in the mouth and ass.
>>674469953
Pretty hot.
More pics please OP
unless you've got nudes i think both of you and your sister should kill yourself
>>674470793
>>674470878
I want to throat fuck her and watch her makeup run down her face. Hmmmmmm
I get pussy. I'm talking high quality puss. You better start lifting if you want to get on my level you virgins. I bet the only lifting you do is from your bag of doritos to your mouth. You're a fucking joke. Girls at guys like you. Me and my gym buddies call guys like you betas. You better worship me you smug little fatties. Fuck you and your miserable life, faggots.
k
im fat
>>674468200
dog i used to fuck ur girl.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tgwFpMA61c
Ez bait.
Also, guy in the picture skips leg day a lot.
Chat's going nowhere. Dubs or 69 decides
Bumping again cause I'm a faggot
>>674469720
I got a new game I really want you to check out. It's the Dick in Your Butt game. Wanna come see how to play?
>>674469720
wanna play a new game? It's called "the faggest"
So, I just come back from Ice Skating and find out that I have this. Dubs decide what do I do with it, but be quick becouse I'm to fucking tired and I want to go to bed
bite it out
do you chew your toenails?
Suck it
Clean your feet before you go to bed nigger.
God-tier manga
Inb4 pick one
>>674468037
Monster
>>674468164
I've seen the anime, is the manga much different?
homunculus(psychological) , berserk(gore,battles dark story but awesome ) , vagabond(the life of a samurai wanting to be invincible under the sun, yotsuba(comedy)
>>674468037
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q925lmJPVs
Say what you would do to her and I post nudes
>>674470954
Buy her dinner.
No.
Actually you're just going to post the nudes right now you stupid cuck bitch.
Play checkers.
>>674471119
Um no
Welcome to club kek
dubs gets in, trips VIP
get on my level bitches
Please let me cum inside
>>674470966
quads i own the place you fucking nigger
Hi anons, was hoping a cool anon could gift me Final Fantasy VIII on Steam. Please be good to me anon.
/id/ mdenisa
[email protected]
store.steampowered.com/app/39150/
>be me
>neet
>living with mother
>half hour ago
>hear her screaming 'i'll teach you a lesson you little shit'
>cat runs into my room
>she runs in and grabs a baseball bat
>he runs under my bed
>she pokes at him
>WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
>THAT LITTLE SHIT SCRATCHED UP MY COUCH
>THIS IS MY ONE NICE PIECE OF FURNITURE I WON'T HAVE IT RUINED BY HIM
>the couch is a piece of shit she got for $45 at goodwill
>DON'T HIT MY FUCKING CAT
>I NEED TO TEACH HIM A LESSON
>NEXT TIME I'LL THROW HIM OUTSIDE IN THE COLD AND NOT LET HIM IN
>she storms off
>cat won't come out
what's wrong with her, she does this all the time, one second all smiles, the next "I'LL KILL YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT'"
what do you think /b/?
is she biploar?
should I move out?
>>674467902
I think she's a sad woman who's dealing with her sadness by losing it a little.
She may be bipolar.
You should move out.
>>674467902
stop living with your fucking mother....
your mum wants you and your shitty cat gone,
she cant take her frustratiion out on you so she dose on the cat
>>674467902
Psych fag here
Does your mom display emotional out bursts frequently. Is she all over the place emotionally?
Fat girls
>>674469139
Zsalyn is so cute.
So /b/ I really wanna fuck a tranny/trap but I can't find any local ones that look any good, what do I do? pic related me
>>674469228
Deal with it..
Like the rest of us, it's just a fantasy that you are over glorifying anyway.
Go to Thailand or indo or bay area if you are really wanting to get it out of your system.
nigger
fuck me
kaceytron said she didnt fear 4chan
>>674467344
I bet u fear social interactions
>>674468292
Ooo killem
>>674467344
and we couldn't give any less of a shit
>>674467344
You suck OP.
A new game faggots, if you watch a webm or gif twice, you lose
>>674467324
i watched 3 times, i win
>>674467575
Then you also watched it twice. You lose
>>674467575
/Thread
>>674467715
you shut your filthy whore mouth
Hey can you guys photoshop my brother's eyes open?
Here ya go
>>674470505
/thread
>brother
>brother only has sisters
>one of sisters must be posting
>underrage b&
>>674469339
There's nudes of the hot sister
Someone'll probably post an album at some point
Me and my friends are opening a vending machine business trips decides the name
Vending Machine Business
Vend it like beckham
Vending Machines Inc
Snacks in the Machine
itt: the meatiest of pussy lips.
I hope this thread gets lots of replies, it'll make me feel better about myself.
Dominica c, url gallerys.
I love meaty pussy lips
