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>>676008396
what's her Facebook? I reckon I could fuck that before you
>>676008396
>>676008588
a really good one that i love looking at, all the time
Deutscher Thread
wieso ist keine offen!?
ich bin 2 tage nicht da und es läuft hier NICHTS
wie geht's?`
was treibt ihr an ostern?
fleisch essen ja?
>>676008362
>wie geht's?`
8/10
>was treibt ihr an ostern?
Nichts
>fleisch essen ja?
Klar
>>676008362
>wieso ist keine offen!?
Weil alle es verkacken!
>ich bin 2 tage nicht da und es läuft hier NICHTS
>wie geht's?`
7,256388644/10
>was treibt ihr an ostern?
Nüscht
>fleisch essen ja?
Immer doch!
otz der Stadtkarte war ich orientierungslos und denke mir wie immer ‚Super! Irgendwie kommt es mir bekannt vor...' Ich analysierte die Stadtkarte wie ein Blatt Papier mit Hieroglyphen und wurde trotzdem nicht schlau daraus. Ein kurzweiliger Urlaub in Köln war eigentlich mein Plan gewesen, aber es war jetzt der erste Tag in Köln und schon läuft alles schief. Zu allererst hatte die Regionalbahn einige Stunden Verspätung und dann waren doch zum Schluss die Schienen gesperrt, weiß wer warum!! Die Jugendherberge, in der ich mich dann kurzfristig für eine Nacht eingenistet...
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Nach dem ersten Sex mit einem fremden Mann hatte ich durch Internettanzeigen noch drei weitere Erlebnisse, die genauso aufregend waren. Ich genoss den heimlichen, außerehelichen Verkehr mit andern Männern so sehr, dass ich davon einfach nicht genug davon bekommen konnte. Ein schlechtes Gewissen plagt mich nicht, denn mein Mann gab mir sehr deutlich zu verstehen, dass ich ihm im Laufe unserer Ehe viel zu dick geworden sei und er überhaupt nicht wisse was ihn noch an mich band. Ich gebe ja zu, dass ich in den zwanzig Jahren nach der Geburt unserer Töchter, nicht wieder von...
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Schnauze ihr Affen, Spiel anschauen Leute!
Dubs for tits. Trips for everything else.
dubs pls
hey OP, are you still there? I will spend some time roling here.
>>676011505
rolls to see figure or tits
also... roll
>>676011505
fine rolling
You know the deal. Send your girl's kik and I send them my cock.
>>676002030
needs more balls
Nothing? I used to see these threads daily. What happened?
Allsortsofporn12
Wombat311
Tonydictator
ITT post girls you know and anons say how they'd fuck or degrade them. Post replies to get replies
>>676005259
I'd bend her over that chair and fuck her ass in front of everybody there. Make her suck me off and cum in her hair
>>676005955
Drug her and kidnap her. She wakes up chained to my basement wall. I take off her belt and whip her tits and ass until they're black and blue. Then I facefuck her and cum all over her glasses. Leave her in there with a homeless man overnight and let him destroy her
Ask a guy who was molested as a kid by several family members anything.
Which family members?
How young when it started?
>>676004290
Mom and dad, uncle, cousins, ...
>>676004310
I think I was 6 or 7yo.
>>676004118
So that's why you're a faggot.
>>676004625
I'm bisexual actually. But close enough I guess.
How often do you get dubs /b/?
everytime i post
not often.
1 out of 10 times in average
>>676009751
Every time I need to.
now
U would fuck that chubby?
Also chubby thread
i would fuck that chubby right out of this cunt
More chubby
>>676007005
Fuck yes.
Is she your wife or gf OP?
Got chatting to this girl on plenty of fish, joked about going to a petting zoo for a first date. Got her number, sent her a message but she seems not into it now.
Did I fuck up
You're too straightforward, that shouldn't be your second message
>asks /b for advice about women
>thinks he will get advice about women
>>676007960
Because you repeated the joke, and it was fucking lame.
>>676008127
Shit I was worrying about being too not straightforward so I asked immediately
Hmmm, gonna be honest here my dear OP.
>Heeeeey
Yeah you ain't petting anything :/
Prove you're white in five words or less.
>>676008643
I have a small cock
Watermelons and chicken are bad.
i am white
My father is still here
>>676008643
I own my house
Should I do it, 4chan?
Needs to be bigger.
An hero
>>676008134
no
stop putting stuff up your ass
man up and go get a wife, have some kids and trip to europe every year
Yea
>>676008272
white picket fence, invest in stock market
Streaming mobies 24/7 we finishing up deadpool about to start star wars force awakens get in here and chill with us
Mage
stream.
org
Pictures you shouldn't share part 1654334
>>676008595
http://strawpoll.me/7190803
that's what I am sharing but shouldnt
ex's thick ass
Never forget
the first rogue AI
the first of many no doubt
whats the stroy
>>676006350
>being this much of a newfag
i dont now ither
anyone got any of the screens?
Daily TayTay Swizzle thread 2.0.
Song Of The Day: Out Of The Woods https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLf 9q36UsBk
TAYTAY VULT
Reminder that Tayvin is the truth, Tayvin is love, Tayvin is all
>>676009594
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
GODTIER YLYL
>>676005303
not a morale-fag or anything but did you actually laugh at this? Godtier? I can't understand what you find particularly funny about this
>>676005463
Newfag
Hey guys I need some help
How do I obtain a gun ?
>>676005228
Any authorised FFL.
You get a license and go to a store
Country?
>>676005228
black market, dealers know other dealers so contact one and ask
>>676005228
Your dealer will know.
Big Brother thread, first 24 get entered in!
Disgusted eyepatch boy
Frisk
>>676009000
No, despite trips
Nigga Hours Ned
The Dubsmaster
What does /b/ think of the old Game Grumps?
ECH
>>676006279
Better than the new ones.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4lV4zGL6s8
Is it updog?
Here's all 585 episodes of the Jontron Era, if anyone is wanting them https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLU0HkXVI6mWW4s7H6eSD5lHTXQN5ubtET
>>676006279
Cock rate thread
>>676000747
Great size. Delicious color. Beautifully veined. Tight sexy foreskin. Would suck and swallow.
"Tight sexy foreskin." - What the fuck man.
>>676001674
LOL THIS. WTFF
rate?
