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ITT: You wake up starving and stranded on a remote island. You have no clue how, when, or why you ended up there.
Dubs decides what you do next
Jack off.
Create shelter
Start fire
Create smoke signal
Eat coconut or whatever
Become a white man
Hang ur self from the tree
Shovel sand down your throat
Quick, I need reactions!
dubs or higher, i will get a girlfriend this year
>>674835807
Bumping without pictures because I'm on mobile iFag
ITT: Describe your sexlife with an Ed, Edd,n Eddy qoute.
Like a glove
"Parched is a fish! Buahahaha!"
>>674837455
Serial Toucher on the loose
it's been a while since ive watched it, but "purr like a bunny"
Satisfying images thread.
Do you need a brain massage?
R34 continue
>>674837697
can someone pls dump teen titans' raven r34
Frozen
Enjoy fapping, anons, I'm gonna shower so I don't smell like cum.
Alright /b/ Its honesty hour.
Get this shit off your chest and spill a secret.
>>674831794
Share secrets like a bunch of giggling girls? So fun.
>>674831794
I go get gay bathhouses and fuck the shit out of old men because talking to women has never gone well for me.
I'm afraid that on the rare occasions I get intimate with a woman I will fuck her shit up without meaning to
alright brace your self for some epic retardation get drunk one night as usual I'm a alcoholic anyways I wake up later in the night have to pee real bad cause drank a lot that night so I walk to the bathroom and someone's in there can't hold it so go back to my room and piss in a empty water bottle put the water bottle on my dresser that's filled to the top with piss go back to sleep wake up again later in the night really thirsty cause I'm dehydrated from drinking look around for water bottle see one on my dresser its full half a sleep so I don't...
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>be me
>16 at the time
>go to friends house
>play vidja, watch CSGO streams like a bunch of faggots
>eventually friend, let's call him Turnip, gets tired
>Turnip offers me his bed and vanishes into the living room
>start to browse /b/ on phone
>find really good porn thread
>thatdicksarising.rom
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She's related to me and I am in love with her. I'm also married.
Deutschlandfaden! (Nachtedition)
Hereinspaziert!
>Fragen stellt ihr.
Opfas, was gehd?
Opfas was geht?
>>674832820
Streit?
>>674833085
Wie immer am WE: zuerst mit Freunden feiern, dann eine 10/10 abschleppen und Sex ohne Ende.
I'll slam my head in a car door 23 times on camera if 4-chan can count consecutively to 7 in replies.
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6t4
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I have this in the bag but all I wanna do tonight is watch the new daredevil.
Also dubs or 69 decides
>>674838083
I'd be insulted if you didn't show me your cleavage
It was offensive because there was a shirt in the way
So, anyway, how would you react lf i had a one inch penis?
Wanna have a threesome with my brother? He's depressed and very suicidal and crying in his room right now. He's one of those neckbeard types. I got the condoms and some anal, we can make this work! I think he also found my dads gun
Please hurry!
Tell her you're gay and will never be attracted to her.
Come on dubs!
New fb fap thread
porn webm thread lets go
>>674834950
Bump
>>674835396
contribute faggot
>>674835560
I'm on mobile so no dice
>>674835731
just look up "bella Skye" and thank me l8r
My name is Lindsay and I'm an upcoming amateur pornstar. It would be fantastic if you could send me your number so I can show you pics of me to rate how sexy I am. (;
(402) 612-2940
>>674834849
Wow you are so hot
>>674834849
Ok, I'll do it right now
>>674834849
Sent ;)
>>674834849
Thanks for the quick reply (:
>>674834849
You are perfect!
All wings report in.
>>674831762
Spider man standing by
Op reporting in
>>674831762
STFU Porkins.
>>674831762
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Spy standing by.
Can we get a nice Fap Roulette thread going?
>>674829882
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TRIBUTE THREAD
Post pics to get dick tributed
pic not related
Booty thread
How can you "make america great again" if it never was great before?
>>674824894
the trump way: just pretend it was - and insult everyone who says otherwise
>>674824894
>never was great before
>Jealous eurofag detected
>>674825571
No, just an entitled white millennial
>>674824894
By making it great again
>>674825571
yea, really jealous of all the school shootings and bad healthcare
Waifu Claim Thread
>Claim your waifu
>insult other waifus
>Cry about stupid shit
>Have fun!
Get in here faggots
Obligatory claim.
>best
emperor of mankind claimed
Claimed
pats and bauxite time
OP (me) in pics!
You have a really sexy body <3
>>674836569
Stupid newfags lol.
To OP: timestamp or GTFO
Time stamp for me baby
am from 860
