>arrests you for weed
No he doesn't. I'm not a law-breaking nigger.
>>767491754
Well it's illegal...so he's doing his job
In Canada I've heard a cop say this exact phrase to me: "can you at least stop doing drugs while I'm talking to you?".
The answer was no, btw.
>>767492056
>The answer was no, btw.
wtf your so cool!
I met this fairly passable trap on grindr. should I
>>767493770
fairly passable
Why do the same threads pop up everyday, am I crazy?
>>767493770
Projared?
Hey /b/,
I am having an absolutely terrible day. Actually, its been a terrible year so far. I'm thinking about killing myself so I don't need to worry about it anymore. That would be great.
Anyways, until I go through with it, post something that might make life seem a little less shitty. I hope you guys have a wonderful day!
>>767490804
Explain my dude
>>767490900
Girlfriend I thought I was going to marry broke up with me, cant get out of my dead end job even though I have been looking non stop for better opportunities, and I just have no idea where my life is going to go. I have almost no control it feels like
DON'T FUCKING HURT YOURSELF, GET YOURSELF A KITTY
why do people complain about not being able to pay off their student loans? if you get a loan for 40k, then get a 60k job with your degree you can pay it back in less than a year
20k a year for rent food and other shit?
You gotta point there B
> implying you can live a comfortable life on just 20K a year
But yea I agree, if you work and grind during the university period and get experience while getting the degree, should be easy to get a job and put 10-20K a year towards the debt, within 2-4 years the debt (which is manageable) will be gone.
The people who say this are usually art students (lul) or people who can't control their spending
>>767494182
>never paid taxes, rent or food.
Rule 34 thread. Preferably less rollfags this time round
>>767491679
roll
>>767491717
Kek
>>767491875
That should get it goin
Your friendly neighborhood necrophile is here.
I'm going to be dumping my favorite pictures of rotten corpses tonight.
Feel free to ask me anything (that isn't incriminating). My arthritis is acting up something fierce lately, so my replies may be a little slow, but lay it on me, /b/. Be sure to bump cause I sure as shit can't bump myself.
>>767493633
>>767493663
Fucking sexy
>>767493679
Im going to buy my first handgun this weekend and im thinking the Sig p320 RX, Anyone have one? Thoughts? Is there anything better for under $900 that not a shitty glock and has a red dot?
>>767490833
not a bad idea just don't drop it
would have been a better idea to consult /k/ about this thought
>>767490833
at that price point, "better" is subjective. they all go pew, just depends what features you specifically like/need/want.
>>767490833
>sig
You could get two glocks or M&Ps for the same price, and they are better guns.
>>767490833
>shitty Glock
>buying first gun
moron
Leave Thanos to me.
>>767490118
I don't get it.
>>767490118
Poor bait
>>767490118
Who is this?
>>767490118
>Leave Thanos to anyone but me
Ftfy
Found out I have been diagnosed with stage 4 cancer. The treatments will most likely not work so I have decided to become an hero instead. Roll a 37 and I will link you to my cam so you can watch me do it. Pic related, it's me after I found out
sucks brother, godspeed
Cancer of what?
Sorry to hear it, man.
Here's to 37.
>>767492131
damn that was close
How does this make you feel /b/?
>>767491017
The Apocalypse will begin soon any way. I'm just here to watch.
>>767491017
Like nothing. This is called evolution. The grandchildren of our generation will see transsexuals as something normal and mundane, just like married gay people with children, mixed-race couples etc. It will be the new norm.
And guess what? It's a good thing.
Hикoлaй, what are you doing there? Run for your life, the commies are coming...
>>767491399
0/10
Hey /b/ros, I need your help.
Any idea what is this?
Pic related
It's a mouth. Most humans have them.
And apparently I have an eye infection.
Pic related.
>>767494089
Weird asshole.
>>767494089
Sry to say it but its cancer
I just have to share this story.
>camping with father and 2 friends
>everythings fine
>nice fire, much alcohol, much to eat
>were listening to music around the fire and have a great time
>suddenly i hear something in the bushes
>everybody thought it was some small animal
>we go on
>5 minutes pass
>hear it again
>2 friends and me rush up to our chopping axes
>run to the noise with headlamps
>wild gypsie laying down there in the grass
>apperiantly drunk
>we help him up
>he doesnt know a single german or english word
>lead him to fireplace
>offer him some Korn (40%alc)
>>767491209
Vortippen, du Fotze. Weiter!
>he communicates with us through google translate
>tells us hes romanski
>Told us he lost his backback and his friends
>somewhere distant he said
>I ask friends to help him out
>nobody really wants to
>i said to him we cant go and search its too dark
>Suddenly he wants to chop wood
cont
>
>>767491372
Gute idee du spakko,
>He does that for some minutes
>Only I liked him appearently
>we drink some couple shots
>then we decided to kick him out
>drunk he dissapears in the dark
>1 hour later a friend of me wanted to get stuff out of tent
>he sees its ripped apart on one half
>Everyone realized it was all a show
>he distraced us so his friends could steal our stuff
>we enter rage mode
>we took the headlamps and our axes with us
>run to the direction where he came from in the wood
>find some kind of basement there
>waiting there and smoking a cigar
cont
>>767491827
>suddenly we heard some noieses after about 10 minutes
>we hide from them
>1 friend identified him and our stolen good
>they sat down as we waited in the bushes
>everyone screams and roars some kind of battle shout
>they piss their pants
>dropped most of our good and ran of
>we followed them and catched the romanian from eralier
>we took him as a hostage to our camp
>beat him up ecause who cares hes an illegal
>4 fucking hours pass till near sunlight
>he comes back with like 10 friends of him
cont
New amateur nudes ("shouldn't share") thread.
Celeb thread got famous girls pics n shit
https://youtu.be/Bwlhp7iEEcs
>it's a tnig aka thighfag thread
>walk into your younger brother's room
>see this
what do?
check the closet where his boyfriend is no doubt hiding
>>767490941
The same thing I do everytime I walk into his room
>>767490941
The same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to take over the world!
>>767491888
I just take over his ass if you know what I mean
Milf/Mature Thread
>>767484703
post funny oc or go back to lurking faggot
>You know the rules
Will I do well on my exams this week?
>>767488499
post funny oc or go back to lurking faggot
>>767488613
go back to being a redditfag and act like you aren't an autistic nigger
1
is daniel gay?
What's the best airplane?
SR-71 Blackbird is my non shitposting answer
Crypto is dying and I'm getting out while I can. I'll give some out before I do. Whoever rolls trips in this thread will get .05 of a bitcoin. Femanons who post tits with timestamp will get .04 of a bitcoin. Tits + ass will get .1 of a bitcoin. Also draw a coin with a square in the middle of it on the timestamp.
>>767493156
roll
rollerino
>>767493189
forgot wallet
1KuaQPM23
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>>767493305
reroll
accidently deleted my 4chan folder guys
help me rebuild
